Me: Nothing, it's just- you're beautiful.
Malfunctioning John Green tulpa (came standard issue with using Tumblr circa 2015-2020): Do. Epic. Shit. With. Her. Penis.
Me: Nothing, it's just- you're beautiful.
Malfunctioning John Green tulpa (came standard issue with using Tumblr circa 2015-2020): Do. Epic. Shit. With. Her. Penis.