Seasonal Hams
@aggressivehams.bsky.social
Bowled a 300 in Wii Sports in 2008 but I don't like to make a big deal about it
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Curt Cignetti watching this game
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Curt Cignetti watching this game
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
tape hanging upside down in moon boots in the unheated shipping container/dojo
Pretty clear that Kennesaw State's players had national championship expectations and couldn't get motivated here once they were left out of the playoff
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pretty clear that Kennesaw State's players had national championship expectations and couldn't get motivated here once they were left out of the playoff
Been telling my account to depreciate deez nutz for years and it's nice to finally put a number to it
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Been telling my account to depreciate deez nutz for years and it's nice to finally put a number to it
RC Cola would never do this to you. 100% of RC advertising is made with locally sourced, human made, signs for outfield walls at little league fields. Just as it has been for 60 years.
Coke admitted they had to generate 70,000 video clips for their latest Christmas slopvertising
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
BY MY CALCS:
- 4x the CO2 impact of a normal ad project
- 1 day of 2-5 medium hospitals
- 1 month of 250 households
- 44 years of continuous Netflix viewing
futurism.com/artificial-i...
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
RC Cola would never do this to you. 100% of RC advertising is made with locally sourced, human made, signs for outfield walls at little league fields. Just as it has been for 60 years.
Nick Castellanos announces it while rounding 2nd base
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nick Castellanos announces it while rounding 2nd base
It's theater failkids all the way down
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It's theater failkids all the way down
All desserts are better after they spend a lil time in the freezer
What’s your most controversial dessert opinion?
Options that make me feel skipping dessert:
Cannoli (actually most Italian pastries of that kind)
Tiramisu (sorry again, Italy)
Panettone (oh fuck IM SORRY)
British Christmas cake/pudding
Flan
Creme Brûlée
Pavlova or any kind of meringue
Options that make me feel skipping dessert:
Cannoli (actually most Italian pastries of that kind)
Tiramisu (sorry again, Italy)
Panettone (oh fuck IM SORRY)
British Christmas cake/pudding
Flan
Creme Brûlée
Pavlova or any kind of meringue
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
All desserts are better after they spend a lil time in the freezer
Oh man I bet Matt Campbell is so pissed right now
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh man I bet Matt Campbell is so pissed right now
The real test of your age is how much your blood pressure rises when you read "Mixed Tape"
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The real test of your age is how much your blood pressure rises when you read "Mixed Tape"
Fuckin dork. AI would probably cost $800k/yr to be incredibly racist and hospitalize 13 players with rhabdoooo shit never mind
Whenever you're annoyed with Bluesky, click over to LinkedIn remember things can be much, much dumber.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Fuckin dork. AI would probably cost $800k/yr to be incredibly racist and hospitalize 13 players with rhabdoooo shit never mind
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Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer”
Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!”
Dr: *shakes head ‘no’*
Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly*
Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!”
Dr: *shakes head ‘no’*
Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly*
Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer”
Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!”
Dr: *shakes head ‘no’*
Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly*
Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!”
Dr: *shakes head ‘no’*
Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly*
Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
This is some straight up bullshit
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is some straight up bullshit
Condolences to Hadjar and his family, seemed like a good kid
CONFIRMED: Isack Hadjar will race for Red Bull in 2026, replacing Yuki Tsunoda who becomes reserve
Arvid Lindblad joins Liam Lawson at Racing Bulls #F1
Arvid Lindblad joins Liam Lawson at Racing Bulls #F1
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Condolences to Hadjar and his family, seemed like a good kid
That's the way you do it
can’t come over babe I’ve got microwave ovens to install
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That's the way you do it
Like grandma always said, let they who haven't subbed for a blender filled with golf balls cast the first stone
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Like grandma always said, let they who haven't subbed for a blender filled with golf balls cast the first stone
The most annoying people in politics have already typed the words "horseshoe theory" thousands of times in the last 30 minutes without knowing what they mean
this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The most annoying people in politics have already typed the words "horseshoe theory" thousands of times in the last 30 minutes without knowing what they mean
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
If your parents already have everything they need, give them the gift of knowing you aren't a complete degenerate by helping out some kids who really need it in their name. Write a cute little card with it, they'll love it.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If your parents already have everything they need, give them the gift of knowing you aren't a complete degenerate by helping out some kids who really need it in their name. Write a cute little card with it, they'll love it.
What I'm saying is there are a lot of people named Greg Murphy out there and most of us have had our email hacked so you can't just ctrl+F any name and...
Rep. Greg Murphy: "I do have some concerns because these files are voluminous and just being named does not make you guilty. If Epstein gave you a tip or something if you worked at a door or something, it doesn't make you guilty of a crime."
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What I'm saying is there are a lot of people named Greg Murphy out there and most of us have had our email hacked so you can't just ctrl+F any name and...
Every one of these was prefilled with a cute girl and 3 months worth of fast food garbage before being sent into the world to make you really appreciate the fragility of life on your commute
Let me tell you something bubba.... Nissan peaked right here!
The 2006 Nissan Maxima
The 2006 Nissan Maxima
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every one of these was prefilled with a cute girl and 3 months worth of fast food garbage before being sent into the world to make you really appreciate the fragility of life on your commute
That's...not how octopuses work?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That's...not how octopuses work?
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suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein
This is the one. Any time someone mentions the word "meritocracy" ask their opinion on eliminating private schools and watch their face turn red
My most woke opinion?
All private schools should be illegal. All. No exceptions. Through undergraduate and graduate education. Your kid hits four, they’re going to be at their assigned pre-k, or you’re doing a night in lock up until they start.
All private schools should be illegal. All. No exceptions. Through undergraduate and graduate education. Your kid hits four, they’re going to be at their assigned pre-k, or you’re doing a night in lock up until they start.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This is the one. Any time someone mentions the word "meritocracy" ask their opinion on eliminating private schools and watch their face turn red
Here at UncleTerry.ai we believe that all children are capable of doing rad shit if they're cool about it and don't tell their parents
AI-enabled toys teach kids about matches, knives, kink
: Consumer advocacy researchers at PIRG tested four AI toys, and none of them passed muster
www.theregister.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here at UncleTerry.ai we believe that all children are capable of doing rad shit if they're cool about it and don't tell their parents