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Luis
@agenteli.bsky.social
Fart joke connoisseur, unemployed comedy writer, enjoyer of fine vintage video games
My sister got me a new friend
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Not a big baseball guy but having fun at the cubs/mets game holy shit is that the tom jones joke guy?
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Keyboard warrior: *drunk in tavern* I don’t wish to talk about the Keyboard Wars. But aye, child, I was there.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My review of the novel 1Q84:

1,300 pages of Haruki Murakami up his own ass. But I’d be lying if I said his colon wasn’t a facinating place.
May 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Fine, I’ll watch Andor
May 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If any former polygon employees want to start a new site, I have a great idea for a name
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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My first thought upon seeing this post
May 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ive always loved and admired the games media from afar, but that’s always meant regular heartbreak. The space has always been personality driven so mass firings always feel like a knife in some way.

I’ve seen the coming and going of 1up.com, joystiq, EGM, Game Informer, and now GB and Polygon.
May 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Minecraft movie might have been the most fun I’ve had in a movie theater in years
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
3 on E, #vulfpeck

If had a sitcom, I would want this to be the opening theme
March 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
His friends call him Nosferatu. You may call him Nosferausted.
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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You can get Popeyes for lunch whenever you want. It’s legal
January 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When the guitarist at a show is doing Zelda’s Lullaby during sound check, you know you’re about to hear about FEELINGS
December 22, 2024 at 4:34 AM
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Mfw figuring out a new social media platform
December 1, 2024 at 7:32 PM