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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the Rescue Ranger but better
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Not a human, 36 trillion thoughts mashed into one amalgamation of being (goblin).

Suicidal ideation content warning. Don't take me replying to you seriously. My postings, yes, replies no.
Pinned
I got it.

When I hit 500 Hoard, starts the 3d20 rolling. I will post... Once a week, every Friday. A lil video as proof of the roll.

I hit 3 natural 20s on both die in a single roll, I spin the wheel of candid, unretouched (aside from background blur cuz I'm classy) photos of myself.
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Hobby Streak Day 394

Managed to hammer through my mate's Astra Militarium so just got 6 Cadians left before all the infantry are undercoated 😊

#warhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #astramilitarium #astramilitarium40k #workinprogress #wip #hobbystreak
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
February 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Is it so hard? Why are you making me hurt you? Look what you made me do.

But also there's something to be said for not devaluing the words that, to me, are borderline sacred.
February 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I also posit that if you have weird nightmares and otherwise scary dreams when on prog it's cuz your subconscious needs to work through some shit

So you ought to microdose on mushrooms, maybe 600mg every 3 days.

Or at least, participate in my experiments. With consent and transparency.
February 18, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Ah frick

First of all, the hair be hairin'

Second of all

I don't what happened but even when I think I'm gross (most of the time) and I look in the mirror

That en't "him" no mores, that's "her."

Still gonna stealth in this red fuck-ass state tho
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I funno about the "partner" one, tbh. The rest is pretty accurate I think.
Oh I did that test thing and I'm not surprised.

It's a lot to alt-text so tl;dr:

Don't much care for brattung as I don't understand it: just seems like you're saying no?

I will find you and I will bite you and restrain you. With consent ofc. Also I'm equally owner and property?? Switch~
February 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I wish I was the car
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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hulk's fucksing cars 😭🥳
February 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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heartwarming! my penis is made entirely of diamonds
*my penis is made entirely of diamonds* wow. my penis is made entirely of diamonds. thats incredible
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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gonna let you in on a little secret

all your discourses are distractions, even election candidates. distractions.

know why? bc the root problem in all of them is just: rich people
February 18, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Fuck it. Trans people should build out our own infrastructure. Hormones, surgeries, food, housing, defense, identity documents…

Fuck the government, every state every hospital, and every org that capitulates to this shit. Fuck every cis person that looks the other way too.
February 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Oh I did that test thing and I'm not surprised.

It's a lot to alt-text so tl;dr:

Don't much care for brattung as I don't understand it: just seems like you're saying no?

I will find you and I will bite you and restrain you. With consent ofc. Also I'm equally owner and property?? Switch~
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Iron Lung did 36 million so far ig?

The budget was 5 million.
February 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 AM
YEEEEEEESSSS!!

I need them to go on cute dates and also rip apart their enemies and *gasp!*

If they went steady for a few years and then moved in together??!?
Minis 675 and 676 completed 806 left to do. Apollo and Echidna from mythic battles: pantheon. Apparently in new canon they are dating. Also started on Spartoi with spears and Echo. Relationship status... Unknown

#miniaturepainting #minipainting #minis #nerdlings #boardgames
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 AM
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 AM
You can't fool me, I know furry rocks when I see them
Thinking about Bruny Island.

Yes those are Wombats not furry rocks.
February 18, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Oh my gods bestie you're so right for this 100% top-grade
im late on this but i heard people were mad about a chat gpt version being gone because it sucked their dick all the time, but are people really THAT starved for validation?

i guess there's always someone, but i cant imagine someone agreeing with me 100% of the time without getting suspicious. idgi
February 18, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Sinuses are being weird on the left side of my face.

Good, just what I wanted, to be sick.
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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funny.. i am sure i don't know
what quiggly means
but somehow i know that
i am that
February 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Did you know a ruger precision chambered in 338 lapua magnum is only $2500?

Each round is like $3+ and competition rounds are $8+

Huh. Weird.
a person is holding a heart in their hand with a red light coming out of it .
ALT: a person is holding a heart in their hand with a red light coming out of it .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Hooooyy @lepuszeppelin.itch.io how's everyone's favorite qiggly critty todaaaaay
February 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Thank you for bringing the moon out every night, Critty.
February 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I am not in this latest issue of Poople but you should still pick it up.
CHECK BEFORE YOU GO! @lululenin.bsky.social recounts their bathroom nightmare as @talibkweli.bsky.social jump scared the shit outta them! It seems the rapper is now clogging toilets...with himself?? And where's Patrick!?!
February 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM