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gavin newsom and benjamin netanyahu are having a very joyful and formless experience. its called "obliterating children"
i was going to make it with the lady of my dreams and then i remembered she was jay leno
February 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
i was going to make it with the lady of my dreams and then i remembered she was jay leno
all i see when i open this app is a button that says "u are meat" i hit it and i get 5 million likes
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
all i see when i open this app is a button that says "u are meat" i hit it and i get 5 million likes
i love having 96 balls on my body. 96 is a perfect number. it represents wholeness. i would never reduce the number of balls on my body. 96 balls on my body is peak. 96 balls is the new normal
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i love having 96 balls on my body. 96 is a perfect number. it represents wholeness. i would never reduce the number of balls on my body. 96 balls on my body is peak. 96 balls is the new normal
my coriander! my cumin! My coriander and my cumin! my cumin! my cumin! my cumin!
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
my coriander! my cumin! My coriander and my cumin! my cumin! my cumin! my cumin!
oh great. the supreme being is here. im gonna give him a wedgie
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
oh great. the supreme being is here. im gonna give him a wedgie
i cant eat bro. i have to save some meat for the coming storm
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i cant eat bro. i have to save some meat for the coming storm
just took a shit. its amazing when u consider it from the right perspective
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
just took a shit. its amazing when u consider it from the right perspective
u should join the transgender army. i heard they're having a recruitment drive
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
u should join the transgender army. i heard they're having a recruitment drive
sighing to myself as the toilet flushes
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
sighing to myself as the toilet flushes
"i will not be distracted by thoughts of my mental health" - paul griffin , who went on a murderous rampage in burlington , vt
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"i will not be distracted by thoughts of my mental health" - paul griffin , who went on a murderous rampage in burlington , vt
my wife divorced me because i started taking pics of her dick. she was shocked. i informed her that i was going to start posting these pics on x. she screamed and jumped in front of a steam train. i got my pics. we're done talking about this. i have my pics
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
my wife divorced me because i started taking pics of her dick. she was shocked. i informed her that i was going to start posting these pics on x. she screamed and jumped in front of a steam train. i got my pics. we're done talking about this. i have my pics
a little bird told me u were taking the piss out of ur own ass. what the hell man
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
a little bird told me u were taking the piss out of ur own ass. what the hell man
i think its completely normal for someone to be having an intense mental health episode and for me to just go "yall ready. let me get that shit for u" and then proceed to buy a new kidney from a stranger. no problem
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
i think its completely normal for someone to be having an intense mental health episode and for me to just go "yall ready. let me get that shit for u" and then proceed to buy a new kidney from a stranger. no problem
i dont trust u. i dont trust any of u. im going to check in on ur house soon. do not attempt to run away from me
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i dont trust u. i dont trust any of u. im going to check in on ur house soon. do not attempt to run away from me
u dont get to pick my pronouns. theyre assigned by the american military
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
u dont get to pick my pronouns. theyre assigned by the american military
scrolling is a form of masturbation. scroll too much and ur gonna unplug ur brain from ur ass
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
scrolling is a form of masturbation. scroll too much and ur gonna unplug ur brain from ur ass
in the dickless throat of nyc ive drunk the muck from a big pit of sludge
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
in the dickless throat of nyc ive drunk the muck from a big pit of sludge
"what does it mean to be a man?" and then i go on a 20 round slaughter rampage on a german shepherd
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"what does it mean to be a man?" and then i go on a 20 round slaughter rampage on a german shepherd
yall know when ur trans and u have to change ur gender online and ur like damn bro i forgot what my pronouns were like this is so hard im going to have to take a polywater to remember
February 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
yall know when ur trans and u have to change ur gender online and ur like damn bro i forgot what my pronouns were like this is so hard im going to have to take a polywater to remember
"power to the people" and power to the toilet. power to the shitter. power to the shit. power to the shit hole. power to the shit itself. power to the shit. power to the shit. power to the shit
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
"power to the people" and power to the toilet. power to the shitter. power to the shit. power to the shit hole. power to the shit itself. power to the shit. power to the shit. power to the shit
i heard the cia shot my sperm out of my nutsack
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
i heard the cia shot my sperm out of my nutsack
the fart is not in the crisper. the crisper is in the fart
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
the fart is not in the crisper. the crisper is in the fart
shitposting from the shitposter pit. my feces are sentient. my feces have feelings. i have the capacity to feel too
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
shitposting from the shitposter pit. my feces are sentient. my feces have feelings. i have the capacity to feel too
"i told u she was watching me. i told u she was seeing me. i told u she was following me" im talking bout my phone. my phone was watching u. my phone was following u. my phone was seeing u
February 16, 2026 at 11:56 AM
"i told u she was watching me. i told u she was seeing me. i told u she was following me" im talking bout my phone. my phone was watching u. my phone was following u. my phone was seeing u
going to bed without buying groceries is a sin. going to bed without getting laid is also a sin. i must therefore conclude that groceries and getting laid are interchangeable
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 AM
going to bed without buying groceries is a sin. going to bed without getting laid is also a sin. i must therefore conclude that groceries and getting laid are interchangeable