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gavin newsom and benjamin netanyahu are having a very joyful and formless experience. its called "obliterating children"
my dick only contains 1/3rd of my total volume and the rest is filled with goddamn pee
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
my dick only contains 1/3rd of my total volume and the rest is filled with goddamn pee
theyre cloning me out in the wild. theyre making copies of me. copying me. selling the clones out in the wild
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
theyre cloning me out in the wild. theyre making copies of me. copying me. selling the clones out in the wild
@economist.com your posts have been flagged for moderation. You are not allowed to post here. Visit the care center for help. Good bye
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
@economist.com your posts have been flagged for moderation. You are not allowed to post here. Visit the care center for help. Good bye
i dont want to watch a video of trannies sucking each others balls. i need to find a post that makes me feel good about myself. help me find that post please. my family is dying
February 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i dont want to watch a video of trannies sucking each others balls. i need to find a post that makes me feel good about myself. help me find that post please. my family is dying
just spoke to jay leno on the phone. we were discussing the finer points of the post industrial era
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
just spoke to jay leno on the phone. we were discussing the finer points of the post industrial era
im boutta crack these nuts open. i dont mean to be weird but im boutta crack these nuts open
February 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
im boutta crack these nuts open. i dont mean to be weird but im boutta crack these nuts open
a good poop is not one that just happens. a good poop is one that you go to great lengths to expel
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
a good poop is not one that just happens. a good poop is one that you go to great lengths to expel
ohh the delicate art of taking a good hard look at someone elses posts and then responding with something entirely different and superior
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
ohh the delicate art of taking a good hard look at someone elses posts and then responding with something entirely different and superior
sitting on the toilet doing wim hof breaths to try and gain control of my bowels
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
sitting on the toilet doing wim hof breaths to try and gain control of my bowels
gooning is a daily ritual for me. my goonsuit is an heirloom passed down from my great great great grandfather who was a member of the order of the gooning robes
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
gooning is a daily ritual for me. my goonsuit is an heirloom passed down from my great great great grandfather who was a member of the order of the gooning robes
my posts are getting rejected at the post office. they dont want them in the mail
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
my posts are getting rejected at the post office. they dont want them in the mail
a penny saved is a penny earned. a penny that just jacked off is a penny that just jacked off
February 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
a penny saved is a penny earned. a penny that just jacked off is a penny that just jacked off
i heard the cia put a bug in barack obama's ass to help with the surveillance of muhammad ali's penis
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i heard the cia put a bug in barack obama's ass to help with the surveillance of muhammad ali's penis
stitching my anus shut with 36 different threads to prevent ejaculation at the mere sight of a whiff of cologne
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
stitching my anus shut with 36 different threads to prevent ejaculation at the mere sight of a whiff of cologne
i was going to make it with the lady of my dreams and then i remembered she was jay leno
February 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
i was going to make it with the lady of my dreams and then i remembered she was jay leno
all i see when i open this app is a button that says "u are meat" i hit it and i get 5 million likes
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
all i see when i open this app is a button that says "u are meat" i hit it and i get 5 million likes
i love having 96 balls on my body. 96 is a perfect number. it represents wholeness. i would never reduce the number of balls on my body. 96 balls on my body is peak. 96 balls is the new normal
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i love having 96 balls on my body. 96 is a perfect number. it represents wholeness. i would never reduce the number of balls on my body. 96 balls on my body is peak. 96 balls is the new normal
my coriander! my cumin! My coriander and my cumin! my cumin! my cumin! my cumin!
February 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
my coriander! my cumin! My coriander and my cumin! my cumin! my cumin! my cumin!
oh great. the supreme being is here. im gonna give him a wedgie
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
oh great. the supreme being is here. im gonna give him a wedgie
i cant eat bro. i have to save some meat for the coming storm
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i cant eat bro. i have to save some meat for the coming storm
just took a shit. its amazing when u consider it from the right perspective
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 PM
just took a shit. its amazing when u consider it from the right perspective
u should join the transgender army. i heard they're having a recruitment drive
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
u should join the transgender army. i heard they're having a recruitment drive
sighing to myself as the toilet flushes
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
sighing to myself as the toilet flushes
"i will not be distracted by thoughts of my mental health" - paul griffin , who went on a murderous rampage in burlington , vt
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"i will not be distracted by thoughts of my mental health" - paul griffin , who went on a murderous rampage in burlington , vt
my wife divorced me because i started taking pics of her dick. she was shocked. i informed her that i was going to start posting these pics on x. she screamed and jumped in front of a steam train. i got my pics. we're done talking about this. i have my pics
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
my wife divorced me because i started taking pics of her dick. she was shocked. i informed her that i was going to start posting these pics on x. she screamed and jumped in front of a steam train. i got my pics. we're done talking about this. i have my pics