Is there a doctor in the plane? when the airlines can put a doctor in a plane, why don't they do it? Plane too shaky for neurosurgeon tho.
September 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Is there a doctor in the plane? when the airlines can put a doctor in a plane, why don't they do it? Plane too shaky for neurosurgeon tho.
no fucking way the odyssey tickets were released yesterday now sold out
July 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
no fucking way the odyssey tickets were released yesterday now sold out
Good Lord I had a dream about a dystopian future (2 months from now) where the government is detaining students who have an opposing view of the president. They were using AI to assess social media accounts. Fuck
April 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good Lord I had a dream about a dystopian future (2 months from now) where the government is detaining students who have an opposing view of the president. They were using AI to assess social media accounts. Fuck
I thought I was alive till I hear the new Skrillex album brought me back to life
April 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I thought I was alive till I hear the new Skrillex album brought me back to life
"sHoW MoRE oPtIOnS"
Dear Microsoft, Windows fuck you for adding this option you guys are getting paid way too much to fuck around with building buttons no one asked for in the first place
Dear Microsoft, Windows fuck you for adding this option you guys are getting paid way too much to fuck around with building buttons no one asked for in the first place
March 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"sHoW MoRE oPtIOnS"
Dear Microsoft, Windows fuck you for adding this option you guys are getting paid way too much to fuck around with building buttons no one asked for in the first place
Dear Microsoft, Windows fuck you for adding this option you guys are getting paid way too much to fuck around with building buttons no one asked for in the first place
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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Good day today, skateboarded 14 miles, then had a big fat burrito. Good day
March 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Good day today, skateboarded 14 miles, then had a big fat burrito. Good day
Earth sun and the moon are in a perfect colinear alignment, let's see the eclipse tonight 😎
Clouds: not today 😮💨
Clouds: not today 😮💨
March 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Earth sun and the moon are in a perfect colinear alignment, let's see the eclipse tonight 😎
Clouds: not today 😮💨
Clouds: not today 😮💨
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Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.
March 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.
Mfw you have to pay monthly for Adobe products and they still steal your data 💀
March 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Mfw you have to pay monthly for Adobe products and they still steal your data 💀
maybe time is the result of space expanding and the first "time" started at the big bang..? What happens to time at the big crunch would be interesting (if and when that happens)
March 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
maybe time is the result of space expanding and the first "time" started at the big bang..? What happens to time at the big crunch would be interesting (if and when that happens)
Got a new couch couldnt get it through the tiny ass door, will try to dismantle and get it in. Good luck me
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Got a new couch couldnt get it through the tiny ass door, will try to dismantle and get it in. Good luck me
Day #987 waiting for the weeknd to drop an apology video for the idol 😭
March 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Day #987 waiting for the weeknd to drop an apology video for the idol 😭
Guys guys omg Mickey 17 is amazing!!!! 😭😭😭😭
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Guys guys omg Mickey 17 is amazing!!!! 😭😭😭😭
Bro why are there ads on am*zon prime????? Wtf mate?
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bro why are there ads on am*zon prime????? Wtf mate?
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just learned that if your microsoft account gets compromised and you hit the “sign me out of everywhere” button, you get this pop up telling you it’ll take 24 hours (???)
incredible company. nobody does it like them
incredible company. nobody does it like them
March 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
just learned that if your microsoft account gets compromised and you hit the “sign me out of everywhere” button, you get this pop up telling you it’ll take 24 hours (???)
incredible company. nobody does it like them
incredible company. nobody does it like them
And so begins the 3rd and final world war
February 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And so begins the 3rd and final world war
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Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.
His own ai betrayed him lmaoooooo
February 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
His own ai betrayed him lmaoooooo
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Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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February 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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