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Will a Fosse neck do it?
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can’t believe he didn’t wear his Letters to Cleo shirt
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You know you’re in for a good time when there’s a harpsichord on stage.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I still find it hard to believe this is a real movie and not just a joke from the Simpsons
Lee Marvin and Jean Seberg photographed during a break in filming “PAINT YOUR WAGON” (1969) dir. Joshua Logan

🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
NICE
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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My feed right now
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My "I DON'T PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Couldn’t possibly be that the internet and too-high rents after the pandemic made it unprofitable for stores to stay on the Mag Mile. Dafuq is the “Miracle Mile Shopping Center”, anyway?
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most wholesome place on the internet is the r/bald subreddit, where guys with hair loss post before/after pictures of shaving their heads, and other guys (and more than a few women) tell them how good they look now. Genuinely heartwarming.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Are you wearing the-”
“The QUMY Dog Shoes for Large Dogs, Medium Dog Boots & Paw Protectors for Winter Snowy Day, Summer Hot Pavement, Water-Resistant in Rainy Weather, Outdoor Walking, Indoor Hardfloors Skid-Resistant Sole? Yeah, I am.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dick Durbin is a fucking idiot
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m gonna be so honest with you, Apple. I don’t even remember what iTunes Match is at this point but I’ve been paying $25/year for it for a decade or more because I’m afraid what happens if I don’t.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Currently on an airplane, and the Republican sabotage made us so late leaving Seattle I overheard a flight attendant say she’s pretty sure the crew will time out before they can continue on to their next flight.
"Even those passengers who successfully reach their destination are encountering long departure delays, extended tarmac times and highly unpredictable arrival times; many flight crews are timing out...or missing connections." - Airlines for America www.airlines.org/news-update/...
Latest Data Shows Huge Impact of the Government Shutdown on Airlines and Our Customers – Airlines For America
www.airlines.org
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
why does she look like Dedra Meero?
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love how this venue is set up like a church. It even has a pulpit!
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This list is hard for me to read, in the sense that I am finding it very difficult to believe that it is true. And yet!
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The thing about huckleberries is, once you’ve had fresh, you’ll never want to go back to canned.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I love how every city has a “here’s a tall thing you can go to the top of” tourist site
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If I wanted to smell sweat and farts I’d go to the Jackhammer
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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me: *waxes poetic*
poetic: just leave a landing strip
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that Mustache Daddy from the Delta Airlines safety video can lowkey get it?
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me after like 11 hours in Seattle
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I explained the concept of “a band” to my music loving child, and they said they want to be in a band. When I asked what they would call their band, they IMMEDIATELY said, “Rainbows for Grandma,” so I guess they’ve found their calling??
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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If you know what happens next, we are friends.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am in Seattle, where’s a good place to get their famous tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM