Adam Macqueen
@adammacqueen.bsky.social
Author, Private Eye hack and Page 94 podcaster. Third 🏳️🌈Tommy Wildeblood thriller, The Inalienable Right, is out now: http://bit.ly/3EugugB
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🧵 It’s 🏳️🌈LGBT+ History month in the UK 🏳️🌈. So let me take you back to a time when life for gay people in this country was very different indeed.
Was talking to an MP today who said Daisy Cooper is the only member who is allowed to wear trainers in the Commons chamber. I asked why. "I think it's because even Lindsay Hoyle has to admit she looks fucking cool."
🚨MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT from Deputy Leader @LibDemDaisy.bsky.social
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
Dropping tomorrow at 9am.
Watch this space.
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Was talking to an MP today who said Daisy Cooper is the only member who is allowed to wear trainers in the Commons chamber. I asked why. "I think it's because even Lindsay Hoyle has to admit she looks fucking cool."
In my experience any exchange that begins with "Ignore the smears" does not end well.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
In my experience any exchange that begins with "Ignore the smears" does not end well.
They are going to have to DO IT with each other in front of EVERYONE.
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 AM
They are going to have to DO IT with each other in front of EVERYONE.
They see me prowlin'
They hatin'
They hatin'
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
They see me prowlin'
They hatin'
They hatin'
Kid Rock sounds like your imaginary band that you're embarrassed about by the end of primary school.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Kid Rock sounds like your imaginary band that you're embarrassed about by the end of primary school.
Middle-aged conversations: “Peter Mandelson's got nice garage doors, I wonder if we could get one like that?”
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Middle-aged conversations: “Peter Mandelson's got nice garage doors, I wonder if we could get one like that?”
The Daily Express has hiked its price three times since January 1st 2025, while becoming exponentially shitter under the leadership of Reach PLC.
Daily Express: ‘DEATH WISH’ TV LICENCE FEE HIKE
‘HURTS’ US ALL #TomorrowsPapersToday
‘HURTS’ US ALL #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Daily Express has hiked its price three times since January 1st 2025, while becoming exponentially shitter under the leadership of Reach PLC.
So Keir Starmer came to Hastings to do his speech today. Our last big political visit was when Ed Miliband arrived during the 2015 election to unveil... THE EDSTONE. Things do not look good for our hero.
BBC News - Community investment 'backs people' - Starmer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Community investment 'backs people' - Starmer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Keir Starmer expands Pride in Place scheme to 40 new areas
Keir Starmer says the expansion of a government scheme could benefit towns in East Sussex.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So Keir Starmer came to Hastings to do his speech today. Our last big political visit was when Ed Miliband arrived during the 2015 election to unveil... THE EDSTONE. Things do not look good for our hero.
BBC News - Community investment 'backs people' - Starmer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Community investment 'backs people' - Starmer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
They went chomp chomp chomp chomp Chomsky
Jeremy Corbyn’s “Peace and Justice Project” have just memoryholed Noam Chomsky out of existence and purged mentions of him from their website.
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
They went chomp chomp chomp chomp Chomsky
I have found that if you start pronouncing PLP as "Plop" it makes political coverage considerably more enjoyable.
this scandal couldn’t have landed at a worse time for Starmer given the PLP was already manoeuvring against him
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I have found that if you start pronouncing PLP as "Plop" it makes political coverage considerably more enjoyable.
Husband just misheard a news report about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "crouching over a woman" as "felching", which even amongst all the other revelations shocked him a bit.
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Husband just misheard a news report about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "crouching over a woman" as "felching", which even amongst all the other revelations shocked him a bit.
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Lord Mandelson in disgrace
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Lord Mandelson in disgrace
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
It's quite an achievement to have managed to resign in disgrace even more times than Boris Johnson.
Lord Forsyth of Drumlean, the Lord Speaker:
"I have decided to inform the House that the clerk of the Parliaments has today received notification from Lord Mandelson of his intention to retire from the House, effective from the 4th of February. I will formally notify this to the House tomorrow."
"I have decided to inform the House that the clerk of the Parliaments has today received notification from Lord Mandelson of his intention to retire from the House, effective from the 4th of February. I will formally notify this to the House tomorrow."
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It's quite an achievement to have managed to resign in disgrace even more times than Boris Johnson.
Reposted by Adam Macqueen
PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES
In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
PRIVATE EYE NAMED IN EPSTEIN FILES
In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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In the latest files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein released by the US Justice Department, the Eye is denounced as “an absolute rag of a publication” by Epstein’s then lawyer, Paul Tweed…
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When news was brought to the studio floor of Peter Mandelson's appointment as US ambassador during the recording of this, I involuntarily and rather embarrassingly said "fuck" quite loudly on mic. It didn't make the edit. But I see no reason to retract my view.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - The Naked Week, Series 1, Episode 4: Spies, Uncanny Ghosts, and Christmas Crackers
We recruit a spy, and try to contact Nigel Farage with a ouija board.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
When news was brought to the studio floor of Peter Mandelson's appointment as US ambassador during the recording of this, I involuntarily and rather embarrassingly said "fuck" quite loudly on mic. It didn't make the edit. But I see no reason to retract my view.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Great Clown Pagliacci: Woah! Hey, thank you, thank you guys, you're very generous, great to be here. Okay, let me tell you about something that happened to me today. You're not gonna believe it. I swear I'm not making this shit up. I'm at my therapist's...
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Great Clown Pagliacci: Woah! Hey, thank you, thank you guys, you're very generous, great to be here. Okay, let me tell you about something that happened to me today. You're not gonna believe it. I swear I'm not making this shit up. I'm at my therapist's...
Solicitor Jonathan Harker starting to wonder if these two months he has spent in an unnatural, horrible net of gloom and mystery encompassed about with terrors that he dare not think of could have been an email.
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Solicitor Jonathan Harker starting to wonder if these two months he has spent in an unnatural, horrible net of gloom and mystery encompassed about with terrors that he dare not think of could have been an email.
I'm starting to suspect Peter Mandelson is not such a great guy.
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I'm starting to suspect Peter Mandelson is not such a great guy.
My god, is there nothing the press won't blame Harry and Meghan for?
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 AM
My god, is there nothing the press won't blame Harry and Meghan for?
Victor Immature meanwhile was running round giggling and flapping his cape like an idiot, refusing to stand still for the camera.
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Victor Immature meanwhile was running round giggling and flapping his cape like an idiot, refusing to stand still for the camera.
"Become king - they let you do what the fuck you want."
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
"Become king - they let you do what the fuck you want."
My t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions etc…
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions etc…
After complaints from viewers, my colleagues have voted that this should be my new look now that the @privateeyenews.bsky.social podcast is being filmed. Harsh but fair I think.
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
After complaints from viewers, my colleagues have voted that this should be my new look now that the @privateeyenews.bsky.social podcast is being filmed. Harsh but fair I think.
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As edited by ME.
(Ian's on holiday).
(Ian's on holiday).
American Aggression: Greenlanders Speak Out
The new Private Eye is out now.
The new Private Eye is out now.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 AM
As edited by ME.
(Ian's on holiday).
(Ian's on holiday).