Jamie
@acursedman.bsky.social
It’s the hypoman set, JCbetes live and direct
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Jamie
@acursedman.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Shout out to guys who fart at urinals!
Whoever said we were gonna be getting a second roarin’ 20s was a fucking idiot
January 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Whoever said we were gonna be getting a second roarin’ 20s was a fucking idiot
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ITV showing a clip show of videos from TIKTOK on Xmas Eve. Taking not even trying to new levels. Shut it down, country’s gone to the dogs etc
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
ITV showing a clip show of videos from TIKTOK on Xmas Eve. Taking not even trying to new levels. Shut it down, country’s gone to the dogs etc
Is there a bigger red flag than someone posting their funny text they’ve sent on their instagram story?
December 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Is there a bigger red flag than someone posting their funny text they’ve sent on their instagram story?
Had the work bathroom to myself today. You better believe I was farting at that urinal like it was nobody’s business.
December 23, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Had the work bathroom to myself today. You better believe I was farting at that urinal like it was nobody’s business.
They should make a Ratatouille sequel but it’s set in the future and the rats control humans to fight kaiju like Pacific Rim.
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 AM
They should make a Ratatouille sequel but it’s set in the future and the rats control humans to fight kaiju like Pacific Rim.
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
Nothing funnier to me than a Christian telling their child Santa isn’t real.
December 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Nothing funnier to me than a Christian telling their child Santa isn’t real.
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Saw Stewart Lee at the Leicester Square Theatre this week. One of the greatest shows I’ve seen in a long time. Did feel a bit like cheating on @herring1967.bsky.social though.
December 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Saw Stewart Lee at the Leicester Square Theatre this week. One of the greatest shows I’ve seen in a long time. Did feel a bit like cheating on @herring1967.bsky.social though.
December 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Saw Stewart Lee at the Leicester Square Theatre this week. One of the greatest shows I’ve seen in a long time. Did feel a bit like cheating on @herring1967.bsky.social though.
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started watching the new godfather prequel on max last night. set 10,000 years before don vito came to america, it tells the story of grog corleone’s struggle to regain control of his ancestral cave. 1st episode a bit of a slow burn but chazz brando’s not bad in the lead for a first time actor.
December 17, 2024 at 2:13 PM
started watching the new godfather prequel on max last night. set 10,000 years before don vito came to america, it tells the story of grog corleone’s struggle to regain control of his ancestral cave. 1st episode a bit of a slow burn but chazz brando’s not bad in the lead for a first time actor.
There’s signs for budgeting advice from the Government on the bus. That’s like taking relationship advice from your ex that cheated on you.
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 AM
There’s signs for budgeting advice from the Government on the bus. That’s like taking relationship advice from your ex that cheated on you.
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My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there
December 16, 2024 at 6:28 AM
My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there
If I ever had to get off at a request stop on a train I think I’d just kill myself
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 AM
If I ever had to get off at a request stop on a train I think I’d just kill myself
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Just incredible how many times you have to brush your teeth in this life. It keeps on happening. No let-up.
December 10, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Just incredible how many times you have to brush your teeth in this life. It keeps on happening. No let-up.
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the We Bought A Zoo fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true Zoophiliac 🫡 🐯 🐻 🦁
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
the We Bought A Zoo fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true Zoophiliac 🫡 🐯 🐻 🦁
All the comic depictions I’ve seen of Cyclops he’s this absolute ripped beast and then in the movies he’s just A Guy
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
All the comic depictions I’ve seen of Cyclops he’s this absolute ripped beast and then in the movies he’s just A Guy
Just had a conversation with someone who said they miss lockdown, that they found their favourite exercise, learnt to play guitar. I spent lockdown getting pissed and replying to Maya Jama’s instagram stories.
December 7, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Just had a conversation with someone who said they miss lockdown, that they found their favourite exercise, learnt to play guitar. I spent lockdown getting pissed and replying to Maya Jama’s instagram stories.
Does giving to charity count as a good deed if you only did it because the person called you pretty boy with pretty smile? Is this the biggest humble brag in history?
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Does giving to charity count as a good deed if you only did it because the person called you pretty boy with pretty smile? Is this the biggest humble brag in history?
Are the Corrie and Eastenders sets walled off like in The Village? Or under a dome?
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Are the Corrie and Eastenders sets walled off like in The Village? Or under a dome?
Ticket inspector just checked everyone’s ticket other than mine. When I got mine out she just said “you’re fine lovely.” Inject this feeling into my veins.
December 3, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Ticket inspector just checked everyone’s ticket other than mine. When I got mine out she just said “you’re fine lovely.” Inject this feeling into my veins.
Few greater feelings than watching something really funny and having your mum look at you like you’re the worst person in the world.
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Few greater feelings than watching something really funny and having your mum look at you like you’re the worst person in the world.
Another year, another Movember no-one noticed I was participating in.
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Another year, another Movember no-one noticed I was participating in.
Fuck NNN, I’m doing DDD (don’t dick-squirt december)
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Fuck NNN, I’m doing DDD (don’t dick-squirt december)