Rory B Bellows
acidskiffle.bsky.social
Rory B Bellows
@acidskiffle.bsky.social
It's my first day
The mozzarella marketing departments have really missed a trick not calling it "Protein Mozzarella"
September 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘theic’ (19th century), defined as ‘one given to immoderate tea-drinking; a tea drunkard’.
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Well done Inter but I still think PSG will win it - making a mockery of the new format by finishing 15th in the league stage.
May 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Normalise clicking "Not interested" or 'unfollow' on an Instagram post rather than commenting on their bait, the world needs a better class of algorithm.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Lesson for aspiring writers. There are 7 types of stories:

-Love story
-Kidnapping gone wrong
-Hidden lust within a motorcycle gang
-Boy meets girl; girl moves to Norway
-Dolphin vs Horse
-Customer sues restaurant (soup too hot); restaurant fights back (says soup not too hot)
-Dolphin vs Horse 2
April 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?

anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Oh and Bluesky: if I don't see you before Easter, have a nice one, okay?
April 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I (a 38 year old man) finally watched Eyes Wide Shut the other night. God its awful.

Nicole Kidman's acting is soooo hammy and forced and the story seemed so non-existent/unrealistic that I guess it was just one of those 90s excuses for female nudity that I (a 13 year old boy) would think was good
April 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The stock exchange should report that every single company's shares are worth a penny until 12 o clock LOL
April 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
How many people have viewed my LinkedIn profile?!? Three!?!?
How very fucking dare they.

I'm so mad I don't even want to know who they are, alright see ya later.
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
New Outlook is so cringe.

At my work we refer to some of our files as 'packs' and I put a note in my calendar to look at a pack tomorrow. This AI mf added a 🧳 emoji to the calendar entry 🙄
March 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Every series I tell my wife I won't be watching MAFS with her and every series I end up shouting at the ugly man who has had a shit fit because he thinks his wife isn't conventionally attractive.
March 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I followed this funny Aussie guy on Instagram a few years ago, and as soon as he had a kid all of his content went from surreal shit to bland, dad related stuff

"You won't see me selling myself out for likes and engagement!" I told my three week old daughter at 2AM this morning as I was burping her
March 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"social media"? Don't make me laugh, I haven't seen a friend's post on Instagram since Two Thousand Dickety Nine...teen
March 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Right its 22 November, lets see how long until Amorim's hair is going grey #MUFC
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Turning over a new leaf here

🖌️JL Westover
November 20, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Carbonated bread buns
November 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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November 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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October 6, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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October 31, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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October 29, 2024 at 12:15 PM