Rory B Bellows
acidskiffle.bsky.social
Rory B Bellows
@acidskiffle.bsky.social
It's my first day
Ahhh thank you!
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If the labeler is some kind of automated algorithm then my point still stands, just trying to figure out why my app doesn't show me what others see is all
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Don't make me tap my profile pic 😂
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't subscribe or follow them though?
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They'll never explicitly admit they were swindled, they'll just burn their red hats and Rump watches and wait for the next pied piper to program them.

They were never wrong, they're just taking a momentary break from oWnInG ThE LIbS
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Looks like a photograph of an animal, probably not taken by OP but not AI either.

How did you get that little message pointing out someone is using AI? got news for you buddy...
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Halfway through reading this I was reminded of WeWork and then boom, SoftBank mentioned in the very next paragraph.

Masayoshi Son is a financial masochist
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Idk they seem to dress with a sense of humour
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This party will simultaneously pander to a particular demographic of voters before telling that same group that their glorious 'bloo' passports are going to be replaced by a digital postage stamp that looks like a half complete puzzle
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now drop and give me twenty
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Well losses can be carried forward indefinitely and the G in CGT stands for Gains, so yknow, they'll probably be some gains eventually otherwise this hypothetical wealthy person doesn't even need to worry about any rate of tax.... But move the goalposts again, I'll wait.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Capital losses can be offset against capital gains, THAT is the recognition, the rate doesn't need to be lower.
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Display of power? We haven't even renamed the Twitter account to Ministry of Following USA Around Like A Lost Military Puppy
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And here I was thinking satire on the internet was dead
September 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Thats a nice 1984 inspired t shirt you have there big man, remind me again about your idea for a phone app that can see/hear everything each user does?
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
So with all knowledge of his past, they *only* sack him after a birthday scrapbook revelation

Yet somewhere else in that book is the guy they've invited over for tea & press conferences, he'll meet the king and "no you're not allowed to address the Commons, but oh go on then Mr ManBaby"
September 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
@ Athena, is this true?
September 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Since when do you get to go to A&E for stress after *checks notes* getting arrested?
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This guy doesn't care where the Crunch Wrap Supreme was invented, he has read the Wikipedia page of the Gadsden Purchase and that's the end of that.
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In The Mummy (1999) Rachel Weisz is cornered by the mummy and facing certain doom, when Brendan Fraser appears out of nowhere, kneecaps the mummy, grabs Weisz' hand & they flee the scene

99% of the audience cheered but a mate I was with shouted at everyone "SHUT UP! YOU'RE MISSING THE REST OF IT!"
August 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Did you hear that honey? Employment went UP to 15 people! my god what a big brilliant president we have, thank you Mr President! 🇲🇾
August 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
He's not stealing them, his financial backers are the same people

It's these looney American mega churches, and they're telling him what to say otherwise they'll turn off the money tap
July 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If Ghislaine Maxwell ever goes to testify in front of Congress, Trump will sign an executive order to hand out free peanuts before all flights
July 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM