Acidic Blonde
@acidicblonde.bsky.social
It was me.
I did it.
I let the dogs out.
I did it.
I let the dogs out.
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Acidic Blonde
@acidicblonde.bsky.social
· Nov 19
😂😂😂 Bluesky is the name of my hot air balloon sex tape
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#No2ndDateBecause too much Axe body spray.
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January 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
#No2ndDateBecause too much Axe body spray.
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#No2ndDateBecause I was hashtagging during the first one. 📱#️⃣
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January 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
#No2ndDateBecause I was hashtagging during the first one. 📱#️⃣
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#No2ndDateBecause he doesn't like fucking bunnies!
January 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
#No2ndDateBecause he doesn't like fucking bunnies!
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#No2ndDateBecause he refused Holly pineapple on the pizza¹!
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1.👩🔬: or is it they don't have pineapple to put on pizza at Pizza Hut Express!—👩😲
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1.👩🔬: or is it they don't have pineapple to put on pizza at Pizza Hut Express!—👩😲
January 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
#No2ndDateBecause he refused Holly pineapple on the pizza¹!
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1.👩🔬: or is it they don't have pineapple to put on pizza at Pizza Hut Express!—👩😲
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1.👩🔬: or is it they don't have pineapple to put on pizza at Pizza Hut Express!—👩😲
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#No2ndDateBecause Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi!
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#No2ndDateBecause Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi!
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#No2ndDateBecause you sent me the bill for the first date
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January 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
#No2ndDateBecause you sent me the bill for the first date
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#No2ndDateBecause The first one was a kidnap. Now leave me alone mad hostage woman. It'll never work out.
January 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
#No2ndDateBecause The first one was a kidnap. Now leave me alone mad hostage woman. It'll never work out.
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
Secump Day!
No! It’s Hump Day! WOOT!
Time for #HumpDayHashTags with @yourpalrad.bsky.social & me.
All of us are irresistibly charismatic, intelligent, loyal & witty. Tell us why some of your first dates failed. Let’s play #No2ndDateBecause
Win a Sticker!
Secump Day!
No! It’s Hump Day! WOOT!
Time for #HumpDayHashTags with @yourpalrad.bsky.social & me.
All of us are irresistibly charismatic, intelligent, loyal & witty. Tell us why some of your first dates failed. Let’s play #No2ndDateBecause
Win a Sticker!
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
Secump Day!
No! It’s Hump Day! WOOT!
Time for #HumpDayHashTags with @yourpalrad.bsky.social & me.
All of us are irresistibly charismatic, intelligent, loyal & witty. Tell us why some of your first dates failed. Let’s play #No2ndDateBecause
Win a Sticker!
Secump Day!
No! It’s Hump Day! WOOT!
Time for #HumpDayHashTags with @yourpalrad.bsky.social & me.
All of us are irresistibly charismatic, intelligent, loyal & witty. Tell us why some of your first dates failed. Let’s play #No2ndDateBecause
Win a Sticker!
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#No2ndDateBecause your entire family sent me friend requests, including your fish
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January 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
#No2ndDateBecause your entire family sent me friend requests, including your fish
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#No2ndDateBecause she got stood up for the first date.
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January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#No2ndDateBecause she got stood up for the first date.
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#No2ndDateBecause he didn’t like romantic walks
January 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
#No2ndDateBecause he didn’t like romantic walks
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#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert
Staying with the crowd
Staying with the crowd
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January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert
Staying with the crowd
Staying with the crowd
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#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert the actual keep out signs that my storm door is built from.
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January 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert the actual keep out signs that my storm door is built from.
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Just thinking about going to a party is exhausting and emotionally traumatizing. #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert
January 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just thinking about going to a party is exhausting and emotionally traumatizing. #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert
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January 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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