Adam Faber
@accordionadam.bsky.social
Local Accordion Dumbass
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
Okay but what if there are Trojans in there
My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it
Nature is so beautiful
Nature is so beautiful
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My soap looks like a nose with bogeys in it
Nature is so beautiful
Nature is so beautiful
The answer, of course, is all of them.
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The answer, of course, is all of them.
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A drunk lady at a Dartmouth wedding reception asked my wife “How many lifetimes have you two been soulmates?” And I think about that sometimes.
I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf
Know what's a lot of fun? Blasting your fave playlist, taking an edible, and doing what I call 'Rave Clean.' You dance, sing, and serenade your dog all while you clean, tidy, and cook.
a man is standing in front of a stainless steel refrigerator
ALT: a man is standing in front of a stainless steel refrigerator
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November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have ‘cupboard rage’ where I holler ‘THIS IS NOT OPTIMAL’ and I either reorganize the whole thing, throw out the junky shit, or build a new shelf
Fetch:(“api.beyond”, {
method: “POST”,
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November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fetch:(“api.beyond”, {
method: “POST”,
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I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷♂️
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don’t wanna be TOO smug about the US shutdown, but when Canadian government can’t agree on the budget we just have a new election 🤷♂️
I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.
Amazing. I predict that bonkers Quebecois acts will make a strong showing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I have an East Coast-themed Eurovision song called ‘Party’s in the kitchen’ I’m willing to sell to any Eurovision hopefuls. The gist is a rowdy house party the cops try break up - they keep bursting into rooms to arrest the revellers - but the party. Is in the kitchen.
What the fawke
our neighbours just set off fireworks??? for guy fawkes day????? in nova scotia??????
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What the fawke
I TALKeD ON The CBC ABoUT EROViSIOnAhGhHAGH
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I TALKeD ON The CBC ABoUT EROViSIOnAhGhHAGH
I’M TALkING EROvIsION ON THE CBC TOnItE AAaGHHhgaAahh
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’M TALkING EROvIsION ON THE CBC TOnItE AAaGHHhgaAahh
The most delicious half of the pizza is the 2st half
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The most delicious half of the pizza is the 2st half
Reposted by Adam Faber
Just got some clams in
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just got some clams in
Reposted by Adam Faber
Behold! It's me, talking about my upcoming picture book, Ellis on Guard, illustrated by the immensely talented Nandita Ratan! It's not out til February, but my publisher, @secondstory.bsky.social, sent me an ARC, so I decided to show it off a bit, cause I'm SO EXCITED about this character. 1/3
August 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Behold! It's me, talking about my upcoming picture book, Ellis on Guard, illustrated by the immensely talented Nandita Ratan! It's not out til February, but my publisher, @secondstory.bsky.social, sent me an ARC, so I decided to show it off a bit, cause I'm SO EXCITED about this character. 1/3
AI: it was you
AI: my mistake. It was me
AI: my mistake. It was me
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
AI: it was you
AI: my mistake. It was me
AI: my mistake. It was me
We were both very brave at work today and deserve a lil treat
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We were both very brave at work today and deserve a lil treat
Sounds like a paranormal romance book I read once
I just tried the Really Old Growler from That Dutchman's Cheese Farm and omg. It did things to me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sounds like a paranormal romance book I read once
I see they’ve spent Christmas with me before
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I see they’ve spent Christmas with me before
Just learned my grandmothers friend is saying store names backwards so her phone can’t listen in and serve her ads: “I bought this from nozamA.”
October 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just learned my grandmothers friend is saying store names backwards so her phone can’t listen in and serve her ads: “I bought this from nozamA.”
‘tis the season
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October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
‘tis the season
Go to your gmail
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Click manage subscriptions
Unsubscribe from all that shit
Go to your gmail
Click ‘more’
Click manage subscriptions
Unsubscribe from all that shit
Did you know people over 40 have over 12 words for being sore?
The sore of not sleeping enough
The sore of sleeping too much
The sore of sleeping incorrectly
The sore of sleeping fine but being sore anyway
The sore of not sleeping enough
The sore of sleeping too much
The sore of sleeping incorrectly
The sore of sleeping fine but being sore anyway
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Did you know people over 40 have over 12 words for being sore?
The sore of not sleeping enough
The sore of sleeping too much
The sore of sleeping incorrectly
The sore of sleeping fine but being sore anyway
The sore of not sleeping enough
The sore of sleeping too much
The sore of sleeping incorrectly
The sore of sleeping fine but being sore anyway
Another win for those who heat their bed with a pan full of hot coals
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Another win for those who heat their bed with a pan full of hot coals