🌈Langdon Alger🌈
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(it's a Simpsons reference)
(it's a Simpsons reference)
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September 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.
A judge orders Mahmoud Khalil’s deportation to Syria or Algeria, @premthakker.bsky.social reports. For now, the activist is protected by an earlier order preventing his deportation while his case proceeds, lawyers say.
Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/immigratio...
Read the full story here: zeteo.com/p/immigratio...
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Also worth remembering, as we talk about Free Speech, that the first speakers the current administration targeted were those demanding the freedom and safety of the Palestinian people.
ATTN GAYS‼️ IT'S TIME TO DELETE GRINDR THEY ARE ADDING AI TO IT AND CALLING IT "GAY-I" THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️
September 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ATTN GAYS‼️ IT'S TIME TO DELETE GRINDR THEY ARE ADDING AI TO IT AND CALLING IT "GAY-I" THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️
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The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible
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they call it a neopussy because neo in the matrix had one
April 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
they call it a neopussy because neo in the matrix had one
what if you were watching the fish doorbell and saw a dead body float by 😱
visdeurbel.nl/en/
visdeurbel.nl/en/
The Fish Doorbell — The Fish Doorbell
Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.
visdeurbel.nl
April 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
what if you were watching the fish doorbell and saw a dead body float by 😱
visdeurbel.nl/en/
visdeurbel.nl/en/
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God give me this energy from the Democratic party
The Korean parliament vowed to impeach their president EVERY WEEK until his party either stopped protecting him or the guy resigned in disgrace. No other business could proceed until they got rid of the attempted dictator.
April 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
God give me this energy from the Democratic party
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new meme format just dropped
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
new meme format just dropped
Not me getting a massive nosebleed right before I'm supposed to see a therapy client, ope
April 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not me getting a massive nosebleed right before I'm supposed to see a therapy client, ope
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my favorite part of the oil change is when the mechanic offers me a taste of the new oil
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
my favorite part of the oil change is when the mechanic offers me a taste of the new oil
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
Gahh I just watched the movie Host (2020) and it was so fucking good and spoopyy
March 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Gahh I just watched the movie Host (2020) and it was so fucking good and spoopyy
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
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trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
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rock hard at the hard rock cafe
March 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
rock hard at the hard rock cafe
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I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately
February 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm against the death penalty except for when I accidentally step on my pet's foot a little bit in which case I get the electric chair immediately
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Pink Snoozer.
© Leah Gardner
© Leah Gardner
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Pink Snoozer.
© Leah Gardner
© Leah Gardner
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Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
Journalists should report the truth the way this judge laid it out.
Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
February 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
We couldn't make it out to the vigil but wanted to show we are thinking about Sam tonight 💔 #justiceforsam 🏳️⚧️
February 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We couldn't make it out to the vigil but wanted to show we are thinking about Sam tonight 💔 #justiceforsam 🏳️⚧️
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Every web page ordered restored by the court that features anything related to gender now contains this notice.
February 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Every web page ordered restored by the court that features anything related to gender now contains this notice.
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Sylvia Rivera
February 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sylvia Rivera