Michael Li Conti
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Michael Li Conti
@absolutemjl.bsky.social
Actor-Drummer-Multi-Hyphenate “Arteest”. Enjoyer of all things cool and/or awesome. Naysayer of all things fascist. Dreamer of a kinder world. Refuses to associate with billionaires.
There should be more stage plays with hard science fiction/cyberpunk theming.
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Twice now I’ve fielded this BattleMaster, and twice now it’s ended up in a slap fight with a clan mech. #Battletech
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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And yes, if someone is gossiping about someone to you, you can almost guarantee that they are gossiping about you to someone else. It benefits all of us to cut off these conversations and put our energy into constructive ways that we can help one another vs. entertaining this behavior.
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Achievement unlocked: personally tell Blaine Lee Pardoe to fuck off.
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Electronic Arts of the Deal.
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I used to dread Lost Lands with the kind of fear retail workers used to reserve for Black Friday but I'm glad people had fun.
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Marked safe from having to explain to my boomer parents what GWAR is.
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The first sip of McDonald's Sprite feels like an XBox 360 booting up inside your body.
September 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.”

George Carlin, 1988
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don't think I'm cut out for this whole 'social media' thing. Not cool enough.
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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JD Vance and Stephen Miller urging their followers to speak to the manager. Ask for the manager. DEMAND the manager. You pick up the phone and cover it with little flecks of gingivitis spittle. Masculinity is back baby, and the purest way to express it is to tattle. Karen is a man's name now.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you can read this, you've outlived Charlie Kirk. You have my deepest and most sincere congratulations.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You never see ‘’my kid is an honor student” bumper stickers anymore.
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you see this, post a #castle 🏰
August 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
wtaf even was today's wordle. That is a word that not a single solitary human has ever used, written or spoken, in the history of speech and language.
July 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just used Texas Roadhouse butter on my waffles & syrup and I'll be spending the rest of my days chasing this dragon.
July 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Four video games that mean a lot to me.
July 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Don’t watch the Project Hail Mary trailer!
June 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Understand this is my brain at all times:
June 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bring back patronage of the arts - Challenge Rating: Very Hard
legitimately I do not understand why more billionaires don't fund media passion projects

if I had eleventy billion dollars I would absolutely be doing shit like "I will give you people a hundred million bucks to give me a world class KOTOR remake" or funding romcoms based off my fav romance novels
bastard could have just funded the Bloodborne remake for like 0.01% of that and been a national hero
June 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
trump and musk having a public messy breakup? It's a Pride miracle!
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Randy Pitchford deserves to have his salary swapped out for mine.
June 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Happy Pride!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵🩷💜
June 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM