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Andrew Carlson
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Minnesotan and such
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Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Trouble keeping Nordic coats of arms straight? Of course you do. Does it rankle? It should.

Here’s a nice comic that has helped me out of countless jams.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Como Avenue scene
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If you want to legally carry a gun, be a cop.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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You can’t “we need our guns” your way to perpetuating school shootings while “he had a gun” your way to justifying public executions.

A nurse.

Someone who’s actually saved lives.
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE

NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Damn. Should have capitulated harder, I guess.
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--

TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Loser shit
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Me to the IIHF official with the cajones to call a goalie for diving:
three men are standing in the desert and one has a helmet on his head
ALT: three men are standing in the desert and one has a helmet on his head
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A salesman needing to check with his manager.
Trump says he's going to talk to Putin on the phone *again* after he meets with Zelenskyy
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As usual, a tarps-off Middsy. Good to have him back.
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What a save by Hensley. Wow.
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Hoo-boy where do I start?
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Trump posted this without knowing Nick Reiner had been arrested. He posted it apparently assuming that one of his fans had murdered Rob Reiner. So if you want to know how Trump will react once his fans start murdering his enemies, now you know. He'll celebrate and blame his enemies.
Trump offers incendiary political message about Rob Reiner’s death
Two people have been found dead at the home of Hollywood director Rob Reiner, officials said.
www.cnn.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hard to convey how impressive what Jesper Wallstedt is putting together this season.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If I were an editor I’d expect all of my journalists to be on this list.
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in.

“Telephone Line” by Electric Light Orchestra in BILLY MADISON.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Did you know…
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gopher Hockey 25-26…
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says not great bob
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man who says not great bob
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM