Abby Johns
@abbyworld.bsky.social
Unemployed email marketing manager just trying to keep her head above water. I also like photography & stuff. FDT
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Put it in the Louvre
Oh, good heavens... I don't know if the LEGO®️ people are gonna like this loathsome association with President Molest-a-Lot.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Put it in the Louvre
What a difference a year makes! Thanks Virginia, New Jersey and NYC. I feel like I’ve been talked off of a ledge. #Election2025
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What a difference a year makes! Thanks Virginia, New Jersey and NYC. I feel like I’ve been talked off of a ledge. #Election2025
I really want Toronto to win the #WorldSeries. Not because I have anything against the Dodgers, I just don’t want them to have to visit what’s left of the White House
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I really want Toronto to win the #WorldSeries. Not because I have anything against the Dodgers, I just don’t want them to have to visit what’s left of the White House
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Am I correct in assuming that the National Guard will be deployed to South Carolina within the next week?
A mass shooting at a crowded bar on an idyllic South Carolina island has left four people dead and at least 20 injured, officials say. n.pr/42CYV7t
4 killed and 20 more injured in shooting at a bar in South Carolina, sheriff says
A mass shooting at a crowded bar on an idyllic South Carolina island has left four people dead and at least 20 injured, officials say.
n.pr
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Am I correct in assuming that the National Guard will be deployed to South Carolina within the next week?
Good morning to everyone, and to the Portland frogs especially.
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good morning to everyone, and to the Portland frogs especially.
Good morning war zone
Morning Light at the Lighthouse. Sunrise in Chicago Harbor on this day in 2018 for Monday Moment.
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning war zone
The call is coming from inside the house. You’re the ones who should answer it, not us.
September 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The call is coming from inside the house. You’re the ones who should answer it, not us.
Can we have gun control now?
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Can we have gun control now?
More like RIP, Jr.
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
More like RIP, Jr.
President disappoints nation by not announcing imminent death
September 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
President disappoints nation by not announcing imminent death
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I always wondered what happened to Lancelot Link
I wouldn’t tell anyone that I’d won the lottery, but there’d be signs
July 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I always wondered what happened to Lancelot Link
Turning water into Malört
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Turning water into Malört
Reposted by Abby Johns
"Chicago Pope" by Dick Wolf, premiering this fall on NBC
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Chicago Pope" by Dick Wolf, premiering this fall on NBC
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
Judge Susan Crawford is projected to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defeating MAGA candidate Brad Schimel.
Trump, MAGA, and Musk went ALL-IN on this race—and lost.
April 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Everyone who watched tonight’s episode of #TheWhiteLotus:
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everyone who watched tonight’s episode of #TheWhiteLotus:
This guy is giving Saxon a run for his money in the “character I really hate” category on The White Lotus S3 #TheWhiteLotus
This motherf**ker!!!!!! Somebody punch him in the face!!!! #TheWhiteLotus
March 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This guy is giving Saxon a run for his money in the “character I really hate” category on The White Lotus S3 #TheWhiteLotus