Abby Johns
@abbyworld.bsky.social
Unemployed email marketing manager just trying to keep her head above water. I also like photography & stuff. FDT
https://linktr.ee/abbyjohns
https://linktr.ee/abbyjohns
The pink bathroom 😍
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The pink bathroom 😍
Time to get a restraining order
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Time to get a restraining order
I wonder what evidence he’s destroying this time.
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wonder what evidence he’s destroying this time.
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Evanston represent! ❤️
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Evanston represent! ❤️
Probably because he can’t read.
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Probably because he can’t read.
Yeah, but the chili mac variety is 🔥
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah, but the chili mac variety is 🔥
🙌🏼 NYT Best Seller 🙌🏼 Ordered my copy today!
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🙌🏼 NYT Best Seller 🙌🏼 Ordered my copy today!
Sir, you are a national treasure.
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sir, you are a national treasure.
This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of responsibility like this. They’re just too hysterical.
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is why men shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of responsibility like this. They’re just too hysterical.