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November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
New episode of Comic Strip out today at Farewell Transmission.
comic strip #9 - Farewell Transmission
by Craig Rodgers Craig Rodgers is the author of ten books, a handful of lies, and all manner of foolishness.
farewelltransmission.net
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Pitch a Super Mario game where he's just doing a day of plumbing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pitch an American Pie sequel in which the original pie returns and sues Jason Biggs over paternity.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wish there was a song about what the lion is doing tonight in the jungle, the mighty jungle.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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We have about five tote bags left, don’t know that we’ll ever get more. Snag one while you can!

malarkeybooks.com/store/bag
Tote Bag — Malarkey
A tote bag designed by Adrian Sobol, author of Hair Shirt and The Life of the Party Is Harder to Find Until You’re the Last One Around . Fill it with books! These totes will be printed in Tulsa, O...
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November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Write a tell all revealing Kenneth actually knew the frequency the whole time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Write a tell all in which Cheers reveals its theme song is describing Starbucks.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Write a dystopian novel in which the mint ceases production of the penny in order to limit the citizenry's luck.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Write a dystopian novel in which the mint ceases production of the penny in order to limit the citizenry's luck.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yesterday was the 20 year anniversary of my brother-in-law somehow surviving this.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The One Ring poem is singable to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Who wants to buy some cursed-ass steamer trunks?
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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lego should make a lament configuration set
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Found two short stories in a notebook from God knows when that never got typed up. Get ready for incoming submissions.
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Posting my Kroger Fuel Points balance to attract a mate.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Write a dystopian novel in which a burgeoning dictatorship lays waste to the thriving "I voted" sticker industry.
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Now is the time for Malarkey to absorb Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Not Left.
Not Right.
Lobotomized.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM