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abageddon
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this year is gonna be different boys i can feel it
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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it's like how in the hunger games, the rich people in the Capitol had nothing better to do so they started making themselves look like cats and dyeing their skin blue. for fashion.
D.C. insiders are increasingly requesting extreme amounts of lip and cheek fillers, à la Kimberly Guilfoyle or Laura Loomer. The phenomenon is driving surgeons crazy.
Plastic Surgeons Don’t Want to Give You ‘Mar-a-Lago Face’
D.C. insiders are increasingly requesting extreme amounts of lip and cheek fillers, à la Kimberly Guilfoyle or Laura Loomer. The phenomenon is driving surgeons crazy.
www.thecut.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
new hunger games trailer dropped. screaming crying puking
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the horde of children that live next door got a megaphone and are practicing how to whistle through it. this is fine
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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seasonal affective heads are noting that it's fully dark at quarter after 7 and deeply sighing
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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you may need a tank to think but i guess im built different
September 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger
September 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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the brown chips in gardetttos deserve a big cultural moment. those mfs have never once let you down
August 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log
August 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
November 2, 2023 at 1:26 AM
fell for an ai video gonna kms
July 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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i was taxidermied in a past life
July 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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i think i need some kind of exorcism
July 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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putting together a team of rivals to kick my ass
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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i’m gonna wander into your life and stick around forever. like a stray cat
July 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
my tiny kitchen spider made his home inside the faucet so every time i turn on the sink he falls down and i have to catch him and put him back. he’s so dumb i love him so much
July 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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watch out i’ll be attacking you during the full moon tonight
July 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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hold on i’m plugging your voice into my bird call identifier app
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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you can’t look at the moon she’s mine
May 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
seeing a man in flip flops genuinely ruins my day
June 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see
June 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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i gotta go i have to return to the Fog
May 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
just realized every time i recommend something for a friend to watch it ends up emotionally devastating them. i have some apologies to make i fear
May 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i will be 70 still thinking about joel miller and how much i love him btw
April 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
imagine me dropping to my knees throwing my head back and screaming SEDATE ME PLEASE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME SEDATE ME!!!!!
April 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM