damn it’s aaron
@aaronwarning.bsky.social
Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 1% Overall, Top 5 All Time Horror Feature writer on Coverfly (RIP).
It’s really a shame that Peter Watkins’ Punishment Park was such a buried movie, because it deserves to be seen as the perfect and complete portrait of this country on film that it is.
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It’s really a shame that Peter Watkins’ Punishment Park was such a buried movie, because it deserves to be seen as the perfect and complete portrait of this country on film that it is.
I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day.
bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend
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Post your favorite Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Post your favorite Christmas movie
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flagged for rude
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
flagged for rude
Paul Kersey never left his apartment
John Rambo never went to Vietnam
John Rambo never went to Vietnam
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Paul Kersey never left his apartment
John Rambo never went to Vietnam
John Rambo never went to Vietnam
Wild how VC and private equity turning the whole economy into The Producers coincided with an actual resurgence in Nazism.
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Wild how VC and private equity turning the whole economy into The Producers coincided with an actual resurgence in Nazism.
Back from South Africa, if anyone needs anything
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Back from South Africa, if anyone needs anything
Changing planes in the Trashfuture country.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Changing planes in the Trashfuture country.
In-flight WiFi is like $18 if you want the internet of 1998, and $40 if you want the internet of 2014.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In-flight WiFi is like $18 if you want the internet of 1998, and $40 if you want the internet of 2014.
Look at this big motherfucker
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Look at this big motherfucker
some stuff i shot
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
some stuff i shot
Cookies in South Africa are either thin crackers or inch-thick monstrosities and there is no in-between.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cookies in South Africa are either thin crackers or inch-thick monstrosities and there is no in-between.
So much of contemporary discourse is plagued by “it’s your fault for telling me I’m wrong in a way that made me feel bad,” when being wrong is supposed to feel bad.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
So much of contemporary discourse is plagued by “it’s your fault for telling me I’m wrong in a way that made me feel bad,” when being wrong is supposed to feel bad.
Time to sit down and watch the new season of a show to see if it’s still bad.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Time to sit down and watch the new season of a show to see if it’s still bad.
I don’t know what to do with the fact that the first Europeans in South Africa arrived in the year 1488, of all possible years, but it’s going to plague my brain forever.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I don’t know what to do with the fact that the first Europeans in South Africa arrived in the year 1488, of all possible years, but it’s going to plague my brain forever.
Some people really relish the discrediting of Super Size Me, as if an epic alcoholic using media manipulation to shame McDonald’s wasn’t perfect just desserts for how that company treated Stella Liebeck.
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Some people really relish the discrediting of Super Size Me, as if an epic alcoholic using media manipulation to shame McDonald’s wasn’t perfect just desserts for how that company treated Stella Liebeck.
Democrats this week be like: “we caved on the shutdown to the pedophile :)”
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Democrats this week be like: “we caved on the shutdown to the pedophile :)”
Guy who listens to Joe Rogan: “I start every day with a plunge into cold water”
Me: “Ever see a shark?”
Me: “Ever see a shark?”
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Guy who listens to Joe Rogan: “I start every day with a plunge into cold water”
Me: “Ever see a shark?”
Me: “Ever see a shark?”
I feel like if Draft Kings let white boys put money down on alleged celebrity sexual assault cases, we’d solve this rampant misogyny problem really quick when they all realized that “Yeah, he did that shit” was a winning bet more often than not.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I feel like if Draft Kings let white boys put money down on alleged celebrity sexual assault cases, we’d solve this rampant misogyny problem really quick when they all realized that “Yeah, he did that shit” was a winning bet more often than not.