damn it’s aaron
@aaronwarning.bsky.social
Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 1% Overall, Top 5 All Time Horror Feature writer on Coverfly (RIP).
cleansing your tl with a cuttlefish i saw
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
cleansing your tl with a cuttlefish i saw
Got bit by a shark.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Got bit by a shark.
Howzit, what’s lekker?
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Howzit, what’s lekker?
imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French
September 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French
To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide
For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef.
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef.
Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley?
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley?
I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP.
July 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP.
Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family.
If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me
July 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me
I feel like Lovecraft in Brooklyn.
March 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I feel like Lovecraft in Brooklyn.
*Diogenes voice* Behold: a cuttlefish.
February 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
*Diogenes voice* Behold: a cuttlefish.
What even happened here?
February 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What even happened here?
Remembering this optimistic vision of the future from Slaughterhouse V.
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Remembering this optimistic vision of the future from Slaughterhouse V.