Bob Alberti
@a1batross.bsky.social
Comedian, author, photographer, Internet pioneer (Gopher, RFC1436), MMORPG pioneer (GamBit MultiSystems).
MAGA astonished to learn some Americans think justice should apply to everyone equally.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
MAGA astonished to learn some Americans think justice should apply to everyone equally.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Reposted by Bob Alberti
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
"Despicable Pismire" is my Drag King Name.
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
Pluralistic: Disney lost Roger Rabbit (18 Nov 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Despicable Pismire" is my Drag King Name.
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
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"My guess is that Disney will have to offer Wolf enough money that he agrees to keep the film in distribution and the ride running. Which is the point."
If you think "Quiet, piggy" is disgusting, next week is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of Trump mocking a disabled reporter, and yet the media still sanewashed his re-election. Trump has always been this person, everyone has always known it, and yet enough people voted for him to put him back in office.
Trump mocks reporter with disability | CNN
Donald Trump is under fire again, this time for mocking a New York Times reporter that suffers from a chronic condition. CNN’s John Berman reports
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you think "Quiet, piggy" is disgusting, next week is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of Trump mocking a disabled reporter, and yet the media still sanewashed his re-election. Trump has always been this person, everyone has always known it, and yet enough people voted for him to put him back in office.
This is where I post from if you even care
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is where I post from if you even care
Wow, I don't know if this guy is right or wrong but I can't block that attitude fast enough.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Wow, I don't know if this guy is right or wrong but I can't block that attitude fast enough.
My top 5 movie genres:
-Release of the Epstein files inexplicably shames utterly shameless president, who resigns
-Man faces challenge, makes dull life into adventure
-Retiree finds love, becomes famous author
-Pithy satire skewering a degenerate society
-Porn parodies superior to mainstream films
-Release of the Epstein files inexplicably shames utterly shameless president, who resigns
-Man faces challenge, makes dull life into adventure
-Retiree finds love, becomes famous author
-Pithy satire skewering a degenerate society
-Porn parodies superior to mainstream films
My top five movie genres:
- Can the whimsy people get along? No.
- Space bummers
- I didn’t even want to be a spy and it’s not working out at all.
- I just couldn’t let it go and now all these people are involved.
- Dumb person who thinks they’re smart and shouldn’t win somehow wins.
- Can the whimsy people get along? No.
- Space bummers
- I didn’t even want to be a spy and it’s not working out at all.
- I just couldn’t let it go and now all these people are involved.
- Dumb person who thinks they’re smart and shouldn’t win somehow wins.
My top five movie genres:
- we dug too deep
- lurid and pretentious
- expensive sets, expensive costumes, nonsense script
- anything that allows me to exclaim "that's the guy from __!" at least three times
- funny and mean
- we dug too deep
- lurid and pretentious
- expensive sets, expensive costumes, nonsense script
- anything that allows me to exclaim "that's the guy from __!" at least three times
- funny and mean
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My top 5 movie genres:
-Release of the Epstein files inexplicably shames utterly shameless president, who resigns
-Man faces challenge, makes dull life into adventure
-Retiree finds love, becomes famous author
-Pithy satire skewering a degenerate society
-Porn parodies superior to mainstream films
-Release of the Epstein files inexplicably shames utterly shameless president, who resigns
-Man faces challenge, makes dull life into adventure
-Retiree finds love, becomes famous author
-Pithy satire skewering a degenerate society
-Porn parodies superior to mainstream films
But Hunter Biden.
But Hilary's e-mails.
But the tan suit.
But the hanging chads.
But Hilary's e-mails.
But the tan suit.
But the hanging chads.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
But Hunter Biden.
But Hilary's e-mails.
But the tan suit.
But the hanging chads.
But Hilary's e-mails.
But the tan suit.
But the hanging chads.
Y'all, this weekend is the Vilification Tennis Musical at Strike Theater in Minneapolis! It's one of our best and funniest shows of the year, and it highlights the broadly-talented cast of Vilification Tennis!
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
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Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
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Tap that, Ass! – Vilification Tennis
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November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Y'all, this weekend is the Vilification Tennis Musical at Strike Theater in Minneapolis! It's one of our best and funniest shows of the year, and it highlights the broadly-talented cast of Vilification Tennis!
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
vilten.net/2025/10/23/v...
Buy tickets now!
#comedy #insultcomedy #adult #offensive #live
vilten.net/2025/10/23/v...
DAMN I wish I'd posted that.
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
DAMN I wish I'd posted that.
More time has passed between the first episode of The Muppet Show and today than passed between the first episode of The Muppet Show and the Great Wall Street Crash of 1929.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
More time has passed between the first episode of The Muppet Show and today than passed between the first episode of The Muppet Show and the Great Wall Street Crash of 1929.
Reposted by Bob Alberti
Members of the community argue with federal officers during an immigration enforcement action in the Little Village neighborhood Saturday in Chicago.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Members of the community argue with federal officers during an immigration enforcement action in the Little Village neighborhood Saturday in Chicago.
His name is pronounced "Douche-hat." It's true.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
His name is pronounced "Douche-hat." It's true.
Reposted by Bob Alberti
We need Nuremberg trials for Trump administration officials and ICE/Border Patrol agents.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We need Nuremberg trials for Trump administration officials and ICE/Border Patrol agents.
TIRED: Two Factor Authentication
WIRED: Max Factor Authentication
WIRED: Max Factor Authentication
a close up of a person 's face with the hashtag bantanshao
Alt: a close up of a person's face with elaborate makeup
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November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
TIRED: Two Factor Authentication
WIRED: Max Factor Authentication
WIRED: Max Factor Authentication
I follow the live stream of this German guy who drives a tourist tuktuk in Lisbon. It's fun because it has people in it, and it's random as he drives all around Lisbon.
Today he drove past a couple of guys in front of a theater and stopped, and the next thing you know there are Sigfried and Joy!
Today he drove past a couple of guys in front of a theater and stopped, and the next thing you know there are Sigfried and Joy!
Lisbon Live – November 6, 2025: Discover the City on a Tuk-Tuk with a Local Guide
YouTube video by My emotional view
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November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I follow the live stream of this German guy who drives a tourist tuktuk in Lisbon. It's fun because it has people in it, and it's random as he drives all around Lisbon.
Today he drove past a couple of guys in front of a theater and stopped, and the next thing you know there are Sigfried and Joy!
Today he drove past a couple of guys in front of a theater and stopped, and the next thing you know there are Sigfried and Joy!
Reposted by Bob Alberti
Fuck Target go to Aldi's
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
Target announces Thanksgiving dinner deal priced under $20
A Thanksgiving meal for under $20? Here’s what you’ll get.
ktla.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fuck Target go to Aldi's
Respond with the same actor as a hero and a villain.
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and a villain.
Arizona basically sucks for me, but dining al fresco in November ain't bad
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Arizona basically sucks for me, but dining al fresco in November ain't bad
After the election I advised my partner to get her knees replaced before this administration fucked up the health insurance system. She did one in April and the other in August. Today we were notified the premiums are jumping 500%.
I hate being right.
I hate being right.
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
After the election I advised my partner to get her knees replaced before this administration fucked up the health insurance system. She did one in April and the other in August. Today we were notified the premiums are jumping 500%.
I hate being right.
I hate being right.
I mean, I'm okay with coming up with a Nobel Prize for Fucking Off to the Middle of Nowhere and Never Being Heard From Again.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I mean, I'm okay with coming up with a Nobel Prize for Fucking Off to the Middle of Nowhere and Never Being Heard From Again.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
You guys, our Internet went down for about six hours, but we're okay! We're okay. We made it thru.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You guys, our Internet went down for about six hours, but we're okay! We're okay. We made it thru.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.