We had ten years of warning.

"Hey, we're tiger soup," they laughed.

I apologise for helping Dennis Buster at the Star Tribune set up their first web server. In my defense it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Our neighbor posted several times on Nextdoor looking for home medical health that isn't available in this rural abandoned mining town in Arizona. The only clinic closed in May. Nobody involved in the medical system offered him so much as a list of resources better than "posting on Nextdoor."

"Have another cookie!

Don't mind if I do!

🎶Eating cookies
Eating cookies
Cookies cookies cookies we adore!

𝅘𝅥𝅯Eating cookies
Eating cookies
We're so happy eating cookies
Open up the box and let's have more!

Toilet Papers
Reveal a Lost
Bowel Movement

Toilet Paper
Reveal a Lost
Bowel Movement

Scott is in my favorite movie, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty."

Opurrrators are standing by. Feed me.

Looking forward to some affordable housing in NYC if this takes place.

"Poor immigrants have stolen your housing" has serious "that foreigner wants your cookie" energy.

That's because the whole health insurance industry is a criminal racket, like so much else in America these days. The money laundering opportunities represented by these health insurance payouts alone are enormous. It's end-to-end organized crime playing doctor.

Parking bollards age slowly. What, that's not a parking bollard? C'mon, prove that.

Blaming the housing crisis on immigrants making less than minimum wage rather than on fifty years of shitty government housing policies and rapacious corporations buying up housing to turn into rentals is full-throated "That foreigner wants to take your cookie" messaging.

It doesn't scan for "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," but it would be a better Christmas song.