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@5secondfilms.bsky.social
We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials.
In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf
In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf
Hedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hedda is Dude Bro Party Massacre III for people who hated Dude Bro Party Massacre III
BRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/110...
Dude Bro Party Massacre III
Don't Let A Bro See It Alone
studios.wearebraindead.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
BRAINDEAD STUDIOS on Fairfax is hosting our last L.A. screening of DBPM3 for our 10th anniversary screening series! It’s tomorrow - so get tickets now! studios.wearebraindead.com/purchase/110...
🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person!
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
September 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person!
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
I think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think in these extremely tense political times, it's important to be fair and balanced. Since we pride ourselves on always having our finger on the pulse of tense cultural moments, it's only right that we release a 5SF about a Cool Lime next week
Now that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6...
Cool Lemon
YouTube video by 5secondfilms
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Now that we got over 500,000 followers on TikTok, I feel like our job is to confuse Gen Z right back. 67? That's the best you've got to confuse and irritate us, a number? Here's a folie a deux tale about a lemon in sunglasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1P6...
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
September 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
July 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
Come see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!!
vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/262...
vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/262...
Dude Bro Party Massacre III
Don't Let A Bro See It Alone
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10 Year Anniversary screening! Filmmakers in Person! Intro by Patton Oswalt!
vidiotsfoundation.org
June 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Come see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!!
vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/262...
vidiotsfoundation.org/purchase/262...
It's been 10 years since Motherface massacred the Delta Bi Dude Bros.
LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are...
vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-...
LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are...
vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-...
Dude Bro Party Massacre III
Don't Let A Bro See It Alone
<P><P />
10 Year Anniversary! Filmmakers in Person!
vidiotsfoundation.org
May 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's been 10 years since Motherface massacred the Delta Bi Dude Bros.
LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are...
vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-...
LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are...
vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-...
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
May 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
April 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one
didn't accept it. fuck this shit
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
didn't accept it. fuck this shit
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
March Sadness ends with Jack Quaid this Monday.
The countdown to the premiere begins here
youtu.be/F83ZcWP_O5I?...
The countdown to the premiere begins here
youtu.be/F83ZcWP_O5I?...
Wanted
YouTube video by 5secondfilms
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
March Sadness ends with Jack Quaid this Monday.
The countdown to the premiere begins here
youtu.be/F83ZcWP_O5I?...
The countdown to the premiere begins here
youtu.be/F83ZcWP_O5I?...
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What if this isn't teasing Beast, and Doctor Doom is just laying siege to 1990s Seattle? #TossedSandmanAndScrambledKangs
March 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What if this isn't teasing Beast, and Doctor Doom is just laying siege to 1990s Seattle? #TossedSandmanAndScrambledKangs
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?
March 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?