5SF
@5secondfilms.bsky.social
We're new here. Every 50 followers we'll post another 5SF that would never work on any of our other socials.
In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf
In the meantime consider peeping a gander at patreon.com/5sf
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September 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🚨 AUSTIN TX, TONIGHT! 🚨 Dude Bro Party Massacre III w/ @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in person!
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
🎟️ TICKETS: hyperrealfilm.club/events/2025/... 🎟️
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
September 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ah yes [mechanic pops hood to my brain] yeah see the problem right here, is that you find this shot insanely funny but no one else ever will
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
August 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The good thing about our views going in total freefall over at TikTok is the rise of the bots with accidentally good jokes
And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And if you go frame by frame you can see the exact moment his heart breaks
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
July 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Well, one is exactly right about Dufresne's sudden beard, but now I wish the other one was right instead.
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
May 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
April 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above
All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one
didn't accept it. fuck this shit
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
didn't accept it. fuck this shit
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.
oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?
March 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?
Another 50 followers? Too many. Let's see what we can do about that
March 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Another 50 followers? Too many. Let's see what we can do about that
Finally. A goofery. A bit of a lark. A dash of whimsy
March 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finally. A goofery. A bit of a lark. A dash of whimsy
Probably not going to promote a 5sf that damn near warrants a trigger warning but thanks for the idea anyway TikTok
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Probably not going to promote a 5sf that damn near warrants a trigger warning but thanks for the idea anyway TikTok
Our Patreon discord, after seeing tomorrow's bummer 5SF a day early
March 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Our Patreon discord, after seeing tomorrow's bummer 5SF a day early
#MarchSadness begins with a roaring start
March 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#MarchSadness begins with a roaring start
[looks sheepishly at our far more reliable audience on Instagram]
February 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
[looks sheepishly at our far more reliable audience on Instagram]
look how they massacred my boy
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
look how they massacred my boy
sometimes our instagram thumbnails really sync up
February 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
sometimes our instagram thumbnails really sync up
brb forwarding these comments to Jack's agent with the subject line "And We'll Do It Again"
February 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
brb forwarding these comments to Jack's agent with the subject line "And We'll Do It Again"