5chw4r7z
@5chw4r7z.bsky.social
Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati.
Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.
Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.
I'm always late to the right wing wacko game, whenever I see TPUSA I think toilet paper?
LOL what the hell does that even mean?
(that is rhetorical, I really don't give a shit about the acronym)
LOL what the hell does that even mean?
(that is rhetorical, I really don't give a shit about the acronym)
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I'm always late to the right wing wacko game, whenever I see TPUSA I think toilet paper?
LOL what the hell does that even mean?
(that is rhetorical, I really don't give a shit about the acronym)
LOL what the hell does that even mean?
(that is rhetorical, I really don't give a shit about the acronym)
It is amazing, or maybe not so amazing, how often the fascists fail in courtrooms.
It is almost like every competent person has resigned from the federal government.
It is almost like every competent person has resigned from the federal government.
Grand jury declines to indict Democrats asking troops to refuse illegal orders
Trump, outraged by clip of six lawmakers, called them ‘traitors’ and said behavior was ‘punishable by death’
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It is amazing, or maybe not so amazing, how often the fascists fail in courtrooms.
It is almost like every competent person has resigned from the federal government.
It is almost like every competent person has resigned from the federal government.
tonight @ms5chw4r7z.bsky.social is catching a show at the Aronoff and I went the other direction drinking a Country Boy beer and smoking a cigar
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
tonight @ms5chw4r7z.bsky.social is catching a show at the Aronoff and I went the other direction drinking a Country Boy beer and smoking a cigar
You can celebrate 4/20 on 2/10 if you understand math and fractions.
snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and bow tie and says fo shizzle
ALT: snoop dogg is wearing a top hat and bow tie and says fo shizzle
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
You can celebrate 4/20 on 2/10 if you understand math and fractions.
A lunchtime loop around downtown and it isn’t stupid cold!
Almost not cold!
Almost not cold!
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
A lunchtime loop around downtown and it isn’t stupid cold!
Almost not cold!
Almost not cold!
If I ever purchase another motor vehicle it is going to be this
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
If I ever purchase another motor vehicle it is going to be this
Who was the blond woman singing at halftime?
asking for an old white guy
fine, it’s me, I’m the old white guy
asking for an old white guy
fine, it’s me, I’m the old white guy
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Who was the blond woman singing at halftime?
asking for an old white guy
fine, it’s me, I’m the old white guy
asking for an old white guy
fine, it’s me, I’m the old white guy
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
The Seattle punter has Bambi tattooed on his arm!
🐲🐉👺🦑🕷🕸💀☠️🦇
🐲🐉👺🦑🕷🕸💀☠️🦇
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The Seattle punter has Bambi tattooed on his arm!
🐲🐉👺🦑🕷🕸💀☠️🦇
🐲🐉👺🦑🕷🕸💀☠️🦇
Am I the only person who spent all season thinking this was gonna be Super Bowl LiX?
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Am I the only person who spent all season thinking this was gonna be Super Bowl LiX?
then what?
THEN WHAT??????????
THEN WHAT??????????
This Super Bowl Sunday, I’d like to introduce you all to the magical curse bowls used in Upper Mesopotamia and Syria in late antiquity. Written in Mandaic (as here) or Syriac Aramaic, they trap demons who trespass on a household by sucking them in with spiraling spells to the center of the bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
then what?
THEN WHAT??????????
THEN WHAT??????????
Is there an alternate opening to the Super Bowl for all the fruitloops who don’t like nonAmerican and brown-skinned musical acts?
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Is there an alternate opening to the Super Bowl for all the fruitloops who don’t like nonAmerican and brown-skinned musical acts?
e-bikes are a danger to society
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
e-bikes are a danger to society
Are ICE and Customs Enforcement at the Olympics to keep American Athletes from defecting to other countries?
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Are ICE and Customs Enforcement at the Olympics to keep American Athletes from defecting to other countries?
This begs the question, why don't I hire a human expert to help me in the first place? AI is trying to solve a problem that does not exist.
gizmodo.com/rent-a-human...
gizmodo.com/rent-a-human...
Rent-a-Human Site Lets AI Agents Hire an IRL Set of Opposable Thumbs
Welcome to the future, where you can do TaskRabbit for robots.
gizmodo.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This begs the question, why don't I hire a human expert to help me in the first place? AI is trying to solve a problem that does not exist.
gizmodo.com/rent-a-human...
gizmodo.com/rent-a-human...
irish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
OMG I keep my head down and mind my business in the office and someone just told me one of my coworkers had their username and password written on a whiteboard.
😬
Some days I feel like I am carrying this whole place, and things like this have me thinking maybe that isn't an overreaction?
😬
Some days I feel like I am carrying this whole place, and things like this have me thinking maybe that isn't an overreaction?
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
OMG I keep my head down and mind my business in the office and someone just told me one of my coworkers had their username and password written on a whiteboard.
😬
Some days I feel like I am carrying this whole place, and things like this have me thinking maybe that isn't an overreaction?
😬
Some days I feel like I am carrying this whole place, and things like this have me thinking maybe that isn't an overreaction?
Judging by the photo of this mico-EV it looks like these things combine all the disadvantages of a car with all the disadvantages of a scooter.
I bet the potential customers for these things are just buying scooters.
restofworld.org/2026/micro-e...
I bet the potential customers for these things are just buying scooters.
restofworld.org/2026/micro-e...
Why won’t people buy these tiny electric cars?
Despite seeming ideal for crowded cities, these compact cars captured just $11 billion of the $800 billion global EV market.
restofworld.org
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Judging by the photo of this mico-EV it looks like these things combine all the disadvantages of a car with all the disadvantages of a scooter.
I bet the potential customers for these things are just buying scooters.
restofworld.org/2026/micro-e...
I bet the potential customers for these things are just buying scooters.
restofworld.org/2026/micro-e...
Anyone else remember when Jeffrey Tanenhaus rode a NYC Citi Bike through Cincinnati on his way to LA?
I bought him a beer at Taft's after the UBBBC ride, felt like the least I could do.
It was around September 2015
I bought him a beer at Taft's after the UBBBC ride, felt like the least I could do.
It was around September 2015
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Anyone else remember when Jeffrey Tanenhaus rode a NYC Citi Bike through Cincinnati on his way to LA?
I bought him a beer at Taft's after the UBBBC ride, felt like the least I could do.
It was around September 2015
I bought him a beer at Taft's after the UBBBC ride, felt like the least I could do.
It was around September 2015
Remember, e-bikes are speed limited for your safety!
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Remember, e-bikes are speed limited for your safety!
🚴🚴🚴
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
🚴🚴🚴
If there is a lesson in that
it's for wiser men than me to say
it's for wiser men than me to say
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If there is a lesson in that
it's for wiser men than me to say
it's for wiser men than me to say
Fuck you and your billionaire buddies.
Up SS benefits so I can retire a year sooner.
Up SS benefits so I can retire a year sooner.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Fuck you and your billionaire buddies.
Up SS benefits so I can retire a year sooner.
Up SS benefits so I can retire a year sooner.