Christopher Sousa
5buckmilkshakes.bsky.social
Christopher Sousa
@5buckmilkshakes.bsky.social
Painter. Confirmed bachelor. I like music and dogs. And foul language.
fivedollarmilkshakes@hotmail.com

williamscottgallery.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop
MILWAUKEE—After instructing his 5-year-old son to imagine a bunch of birthday candles at the other end of the tube, local dad Rick Cerney, 41, reportedly rewarded the child’s blow into his car Breatha...
theonion.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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$1.5T for the military budget
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$470M to send National Guard into cities
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings

But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Old work.
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Photograph of Princeton students after a snowball fight between freshman and sophomores, 1893.

More images of snowball fights through history here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/snowball-fights
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger" — and a tiny little finger, at that.
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Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
another day, another dignified appearance
bit.ly
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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This video is a dream. I hope you love it as much as we do. Working with Kate, Laura and Chris was beyond my expectations but everything I knew it could be. ❤️

NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt

kimgordon.lnk.to/nottoday
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Old work from my tumblr account. I sometimes forget that my tumblr still exists. 😆
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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The Last Bow🌹

#ThankYouBobby

#NFA
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Dept of Terrorizing the Homeland: ICE is murdering American citizens ©2026 Daniel Boris x.gd/QDu5i
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Happy Birthday to Joan Baez, singer-songwriter born in Staten Island, New York 🇺🇸 85 years ago today.

What are your favourite songs by Joan Baez?
#JoanBaez
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Say her name: RENEE NICOLE GOOD. Today she was murdered by a member of tRUMP’S Gestapo in Minneapolis. 1/7/26
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Never forget.
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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The Velvet Underground & Nico - Chrysler Art Museum, Provincetown, Massachusetts, September 1966 https://doomandgloomfromthetomb.tumblr.com/post/804996437551316992
_**The Velvet Underground& Nico - Chrysler Art Museum, Provincetown, Massachusetts, September 1966**_ Those with their ear to to the (under)ground in the past month or so may have noticed that there’s a fresh VU & Nico tape making the rounds in various places — why, there’s even a proper vinyl bootleg popping up here and there. Fun stuff for un-fun times. The first hint of this September 1966 recording arrived a few years ago in the form of a lovely version of “Little Sister,” a Nico-led tune that the Velvets had not previously been known to have performed live. Now you can hear much more of the band at the Chrysler Art Museum in Provincetown, MA, including a killer “I’m Not A Young Man Anymore,” a masterful “All Tomorrow’s Parties” and an absolutely mesmerizing “Heroin.” The sound quality? Well, it’s a Velvet Underground audience tape, so set your expectations accordingly. This is indeed the same run of Exploding Plastic Inevitable shows where the famed photo that adorns the back cover of the Banana album was taken. (Ryan H. Walsh has some general info about the gig!) Things may have gotten heated/hectic at one point. “Somebody had tipped [the police] off that the Velvets had stolen most of the leather braids and whips they were using from a local handicrafts store that afternoon,” Andy Warhol remembered. “When the police came in, Mary [Woronov] had just strapped Eric [Emerson] to a post and was doing the S&M whip dance around him. They confiscated the whips and then undid Eric so they could confiscate the straps he was tied with.” Oh those crazy kids!
doomandgloomfromthetomb.tumblr.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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I will be governing your country remotely via shitposting and late night threats on social media. If you don’t do what I say, I will blockade, bomb and eventually starve you. This is called freedom
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
CURRENT MOOD:
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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The military removal of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro on US drug charges comes after Trump has freed other figures connected to narcotics trafficking. n.pr/4skk4yB
Maduro's ouster on drug charges comes as Trump lets others free
The military removal of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro on US drug charges comes after Trump has freed other figures connected to narcotics trafficking.
n.pr
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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have the Venezuelan people thrown flowers and hailed us as liberators yet? just asking
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM