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ur fav Joyce Carol Oates’s Twitter historian
I deleted Instagram and threads this week because I got an ad to join ICE…
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
today’s the only day you can post this
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
the adorable faux fur coat I was lurking on Neiman Marcus just sold out in my size 😭 tempted to end it all
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Thank you so much for visiting us, Joyce! 🥰🌟
FICTION magazine founding editor Mark Mirsky with student editorial staff, English Department, CUNY. One of the great American literary magazines publishing prose fiction.
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I always knew Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum weren’t endgame because you simply cannot tell everyone to stop calling you black just to turn around and marry hollywood’s favorite wigger?! girl… I just knew the cognitive dissonance would wear off and she’d get the ick lol
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 AM
“Tell Logan the forever chemicals found in Prime Hydration are a nice touch, really throws off the scent for those pesky brain worms if ya know what I mean”
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 AM
“my cokes fly business”
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 AM
has anyone checked on Caroline Calloway recently btw? lol
November 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Joyce Carol Oates on bluesky, Stephen King on threads… please, can the literary giants pick ONE app to agree on?
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Selena Gomez has officially taken a break from Bluesky!
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
What do you think they’re discussing? Wrong answers only
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 AM
don’t let Jake Paul’s fake boxing distract from the fact that Logan Paul’s Prime energy drinks contain forever chemicals linked to CANCER.
November 17, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
trying to explain Nancy Meyers to my immigrant husband
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM
this is so meee wondering if my debut novel Wigger will ever be ready, and also is wigger polite conversation on bluesky?
Finishing this book feels like some illustration of Zeno’s paradox. I’m continually writing half of what’s left and yet it’s never done.
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 AM
My husband showed me one of his fav Bollywood movies so now I’m showing him The Holiday by Nancy Meyers #culture
November 17, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Screaming Crying Throwing Up (just watched my first first Bollywood movie, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi) 😭❤️‍🩹
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 AM
it’s refreshing there’s no record of my lore here. zero evidence of that time Earl Sweatshirt’s creative director broke my heart. sans sticky dm receipts
November 17, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I am not doing any introduction threads. you will find out my Title IX abuser was cast on Love Island the old-fashioned way: I’m gonna post about it like once a week/every time I forget and then it dawns on me
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
hit Lucky Three Seven next time ur in Oakland. Go on a Tuesday, when the special is spicy coconut chicken adobo. Go early, before 6pm, otherwise they’ll sell out. Get 2 orders and the G fire wings. Ask for a scoop of rice on the side. Get the xl lumpia in chicken and in pork
November 17, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Trump’s reelection and my annual Gilmore Girls rewatch have inspired me to join the DAR, and it’s gonna to be sooo funny when my Black Bengali children are card-carrying patriots. Oldhead tradition, you don’t see too much of those anymore
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 AM
this is so me writing Wigger
"what purpose does it serve to the plot?"

I thought it was pretty cool to write
November 17, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I’m biracial, I’m allowed to say the w word
November 17, 2024 at 4:59 AM
tl kinda boring here, it’s lowkey giving dnc teacher’s pet. where the niggas at?
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
lowkey having withdrawals not seeing Elon Musk on my “for you” page every third post. who am I without my anger? you can tell I need to rewire my brain, take psychedelics, let the healing commence
November 17, 2024 at 4:39 AM