today’s the only day you can post this

I always knew Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum weren’t endgame because you simply cannot tell everyone to stop calling you black just to turn around and marry hollywood’s favorite wigger?! girl… I just knew the cognitive dissonance would wear off and she’d get the ick lol

“Tell Logan the forever chemicals found in Prime Hydration are a nice touch, really throws off the scent for those pesky brain worms if ya know what I mean”

“my cokes fly business”

What do you think they’re discussing? Wrong answers only

hit Lucky Three Seven next time ur in Oakland. Go on a Tuesday, when the special is spicy coconut chicken adobo. Go early, before 6pm, otherwise they’ll sell out. Get 2 orders and the G fire wings. Ask for a scoop of rice on the side. Get the xl lumpia in chicken and in pork