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@47lies.bsky.social
· Feb 4
With Elon Musk's takeover of the US Govt republicans are denying this seems like a plot from a James Bond movie. Going so far as to claim that 007 is woke ideology 30% of Republicans now believe Octopussy is Don Jr's new girlfriend and not one of Roger Moore's worst installments as Bond
I think the references confuse them so they're scared of it
These evil bastards in the orange idiot's government loves attacking non-profit organizations,They scared of Wikipedia and other sites that doesn't fit their agenda of telling the truth and it's obvious they're scared of smart people.
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think the references confuse them so they're scared of it
No way my mother-in-law's IQ is over 100
Latest Presidential Poll
Approve 0%
Disapprove 100%
Poll of Adults With Triple Digit IQs. (margin of error +/- 0)
#Maddow
#NicholeWallace
Approve 0%
Disapprove 100%
Poll of Adults With Triple Digit IQs. (margin of error +/- 0)
#Maddow
#NicholeWallace
April 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
No way my mother-in-law's IQ is over 100
"anti-marijuana"
Ffs weed is not a drug people should worry about
This viewpoint has become so archaic everyone we know gets together smokes weed and laughs about it
More crime is committed because of alcohol than any other drug by a huge percentage
Ffs weed is not a drug people should worry about
This viewpoint has become so archaic everyone we know gets together smokes weed and laughs about it
More crime is committed because of alcohol than any other drug by a huge percentage
THIS IS WILD‼️
Florida got $67M from a Medicaid fraud settlement. Instead of using it for actual health care, Casey DeSantis funneled $10M to a “charity” she controls. That “charity” passed it to anti-abortion and anti-marijuana groups—who then helped fund GOP campaigns. Both measures lost!
Florida got $67M from a Medicaid fraud settlement. Instead of using it for actual health care, Casey DeSantis funneled $10M to a “charity” she controls. That “charity” passed it to anti-abortion and anti-marijuana groups—who then helped fund GOP campaigns. Both measures lost!
April 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"anti-marijuana"
Ffs weed is not a drug people should worry about
This viewpoint has become so archaic everyone we know gets together smokes weed and laughs about it
More crime is committed because of alcohol than any other drug by a huge percentage
Ffs weed is not a drug people should worry about
This viewpoint has become so archaic everyone we know gets together smokes weed and laughs about it
More crime is committed because of alcohol than any other drug by a huge percentage
This is how Dems should act each and every time they approach a mic
April 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is how Dems should act each and every time they approach a mic
Even the education intellectuals are gaslighting trolls now
More proof that Trump sucked in school as much as he sucks at being an adult
More proof that Trump sucked in school as much as he sucks at being an adult
The word 'orange' was the word for the fruit before it was the word for the color.
April 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Even the education intellectuals are gaslighting trolls now
More proof that Trump sucked in school as much as he sucks at being an adult
More proof that Trump sucked in school as much as he sucks at being an adult
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Someone tell my wife because she says it all the time...to me
She's the sweetest nicest princess in all the land to everyone but me so it's definitely out of character
She's the sweetest nicest princess in all the land to everyone but me so it's definitely out of character
Look directly into your phones
We…. You 🫵🏿
And me
Cannot say… The thing… Because them people will come to your house
We…. You 🫵🏿
And me
Cannot say… The thing… Because them people will come to your house
April 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Someone tell my wife because she says it all the time...to me
She's the sweetest nicest princess in all the land to everyone but me so it's definitely out of character
She's the sweetest nicest princess in all the land to everyone but me so it's definitely out of character
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I have not posted in a while because I had to get ready for my shopping trip
My wife's list for me which included a presentation with graphs, maps, and strategy
Yes I can shop so stop
I'm the one who does the most in person shopping especially grocery
My wife is the best online though
My wife's list for me which included a presentation with graphs, maps, and strategy
Yes I can shop so stop
I'm the one who does the most in person shopping especially grocery
My wife is the best online though
March 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have not posted in a while because I had to get ready for my shopping trip
My wife's list for me which included a presentation with graphs, maps, and strategy
Yes I can shop so stop
I'm the one who does the most in person shopping especially grocery
My wife is the best online though
My wife's list for me which included a presentation with graphs, maps, and strategy
Yes I can shop so stop
I'm the one who does the most in person shopping especially grocery
My wife is the best online though
Watch this 👇
March 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Watch this 👇
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Got the shingles vaccine yesterday and I'm not feeling well and my arm is more sore than usual
All I can hear is my wife in the voice of a witch with cackling laughter saying
"You need to get your shingles vax"
All I can hear is my wife in the voice of a witch with cackling laughter saying
"You need to get your shingles vax"
March 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Got the shingles vaccine yesterday and I'm not feeling well and my arm is more sore than usual
All I can hear is my wife in the voice of a witch with cackling laughter saying
"You need to get your shingles vax"
All I can hear is my wife in the voice of a witch with cackling laughter saying
"You need to get your shingles vax"
I learn a new word every freaking day from this dude
i would be curious to know the period in american history where no one faced opprobrium for sincere beliefs
People generally want to be treated with respect and dignity so long as they play by society's basic rules (follow the law, don't engage in overtly anti-social behavior) and facing opprobrium for sincere beliefs that are core to their identity is very painful
March 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I learn a new word every freaking day from this dude
I smoked weed today and did none of this so I will take that to mean I should smoke weed tomorrow
In just the last 24 hours Musk has:
-called veteran, astronaut and Senator Mark Kelly a “traitor”
-told the Polish defense minister a “be quiet, little man”
-claimed without evidence that Ukraine was behind the Twitter outage
-oh and lost $16.7 billion in net worth
Don’t do drugs kids.
-called veteran, astronaut and Senator Mark Kelly a “traitor”
-told the Polish defense minister a “be quiet, little man”
-claimed without evidence that Ukraine was behind the Twitter outage
-oh and lost $16.7 billion in net worth
Don’t do drugs kids.
March 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I smoked weed today and did none of this so I will take that to mean I should smoke weed tomorrow
The York River about 20 miles, I think, up river from Yorktown
I think about the French warships laying siege to Yorktown and dying in the battles around there for our freedom from England and how that relates to our unwillingness to support Ukraine
We have forgotten who we're supposed to be
I think about the French warships laying siege to Yorktown and dying in the battles around there for our freedom from England and how that relates to our unwillingness to support Ukraine
We have forgotten who we're supposed to be
March 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The York River about 20 miles, I think, up river from Yorktown
I think about the French warships laying siege to Yorktown and dying in the battles around there for our freedom from England and how that relates to our unwillingness to support Ukraine
We have forgotten who we're supposed to be
I think about the French warships laying siege to Yorktown and dying in the battles around there for our freedom from England and how that relates to our unwillingness to support Ukraine
We have forgotten who we're supposed to be
At dermatologist, have already paid copay so will continue with appointment
Fox News on in waiting room
Told nurse when she asked about HIPAA that it doesn't matter because because I will not be back
Not being treated by people that show Nazi propaganda
Fox News on in waiting room
Told nurse when she asked about HIPAA that it doesn't matter because because I will not be back
Not being treated by people that show Nazi propaganda
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
At dermatologist, have already paid copay so will continue with appointment
Fox News on in waiting room
Told nurse when she asked about HIPAA that it doesn't matter because because I will not be back
Not being treated by people that show Nazi propaganda
Fox News on in waiting room
Told nurse when she asked about HIPAA that it doesn't matter because because I will not be back
Not being treated by people that show Nazi propaganda
Random White Guy comments on life being random now
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Random White Guy comments on life being random now
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This is my land
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This is my land
#ProtectOurParks #ProtectPublicLands #WorthFightingFor #ResistanceRangers #RehirePublicServants #NationalParks #ProtectNationalParks #SaveNationalParks
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March 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One thing I know Trump doesn't know is that for whatever reason you do not under any circumstances tell a 20 year old what to do
WTF. We passed emulating Russia and are turning directly into North Korea
March 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One thing I know Trump doesn't know is that for whatever reason you do not under any circumstances tell a 20 year old what to do
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Just dropped into a Facebook thread of maga family giving credit to trump for tax breaks on overtime
Shockingly I gave a detailed and respectful response about how fucking stupid he is for being suckered
Can't wait to tell my wife she may let me stay up past my bedtime for playing nice
Shockingly I gave a detailed and respectful response about how fucking stupid he is for being suckered
Can't wait to tell my wife she may let me stay up past my bedtime for playing nice
March 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just dropped into a Facebook thread of maga family giving credit to trump for tax breaks on overtime
Shockingly I gave a detailed and respectful response about how fucking stupid he is for being suckered
Can't wait to tell my wife she may let me stay up past my bedtime for playing nice
Shockingly I gave a detailed and respectful response about how fucking stupid he is for being suckered
Can't wait to tell my wife she may let me stay up past my bedtime for playing nice
It's a motherfucker for sure
Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.
March 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It's a motherfucker for sure
If I talked to my mother like that she would start WW3 as a flex
Trump and Vance would NEVER, EVER, talk to Putin like that.
And everyone knows it.
And everyone knows it.
February 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If I talked to my mother like that she would start WW3 as a flex
The delivery must change from "bends the knee" to "sucks the dick"
Stop saying the right thing and start saying things that will get a rise out of Donald Trump and Elon Musk
Stop saying the right thing and start saying things that will get a rise out of Donald Trump and Elon Musk
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The delivery must change from "bends the knee" to "sucks the dick"
Stop saying the right thing and start saying things that will get a rise out of Donald Trump and Elon Musk
Stop saying the right thing and start saying things that will get a rise out of Donald Trump and Elon Musk