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We don't use checks that often especially on a personal level
We're kinda big though (not a flex) so that likely plays a role but ultimately there are so many reasons
Mostly our bank tellers are mean though
We're kinda big though (not a flex) so that likely plays a role but ultimately there are so many reasons
Mostly our bank tellers are mean though
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
We don't use checks that often especially on a personal level
We're kinda big though (not a flex) so that likely plays a role but ultimately there are so many reasons
Mostly our bank tellers are mean though
We're kinda big though (not a flex) so that likely plays a role but ultimately there are so many reasons
Mostly our bank tellers are mean though
We have a 30 yo who knows yards because that's how distance is measured in American football
26 yo doesn't understand why we're not like the rest of the world with measurements and blames old timers (his parents) for screwing up another part of his life
26 yo doesn't understand why we're not like the rest of the world with measurements and blames old timers (his parents) for screwing up another part of his life
April 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
We have a 30 yo who knows yards because that's how distance is measured in American football
26 yo doesn't understand why we're not like the rest of the world with measurements and blames old timers (his parents) for screwing up another part of his life
26 yo doesn't understand why we're not like the rest of the world with measurements and blames old timers (his parents) for screwing up another part of his life
100 grams is basically 4 ounces or a quarter pound of weed so this I know
April 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
100 grams is basically 4 ounces or a quarter pound of weed so this I know
We should have switched years ago
Carter tried in the, wait for it, 70's
2 sets of tools are required for things because of this
It would likely be crazy expensive just to switch road signs
I think we're so dug in it's not going to change until the zombies come
Carter tried in the, wait for it, 70's
2 sets of tools are required for things because of this
It would likely be crazy expensive just to switch road signs
I think we're so dug in it's not going to change until the zombies come
April 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
We should have switched years ago
Carter tried in the, wait for it, 70's
2 sets of tools are required for things because of this
It would likely be crazy expensive just to switch road signs
I think we're so dug in it's not going to change until the zombies come
Carter tried in the, wait for it, 70's
2 sets of tools are required for things because of this
It would likely be crazy expensive just to switch road signs
I think we're so dug in it's not going to change until the zombies come
Y'all make women carry their granola in wheelbarrows?
April 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Y'all make women carry their granola in wheelbarrows?
We don't use cheques or checks often but are easier and sometimes necessary if you're a business or need to move large sums
Tomorrow will be a gorgeous 75 degrees and sunny 😎🌻
Going hiking with my wife who's bringing a half cup of granola to snack on
Tomorrow will be a gorgeous 75 degrees and sunny 😎🌻
Going hiking with my wife who's bringing a half cup of granola to snack on
an elderly woman is standing next to a brick wall holding a hat .
ALT: an elderly woman is standing next to a brick wall holding a hat .
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April 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
We don't use cheques or checks often but are easier and sometimes necessary if you're a business or need to move large sums
Tomorrow will be a gorgeous 75 degrees and sunny 😎🌻
Going hiking with my wife who's bringing a half cup of granola to snack on
Tomorrow will be a gorgeous 75 degrees and sunny 😎🌻
Going hiking with my wife who's bringing a half cup of granola to snack on
Once again proving we raise our own children to better adults than was voted president
April 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Once again proving we raise our own children to better adults than was voted president
Any truth to the rumor that Trump put a tariff on Colorado because he thinks penguins live there so teams are backing off
April 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Any truth to the rumor that Trump put a tariff on Colorado because he thinks penguins live there so teams are backing off
Mel Kiper sounds like me telling friends my wife is wrong about something
April 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Mel Kiper sounds like me telling friends my wife is wrong about something
We have and you're right
Democracy isn't a thing earned it's something we have to work for
Especially right now
Democracy isn't a thing earned it's something we have to work for
Especially right now
April 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
We have and you're right
Democracy isn't a thing earned it's something we have to work for
Especially right now
Democracy isn't a thing earned it's something we have to work for
Especially right now
🤣
No but she's a lot of fun
I forgot the cottage cheese and was forgiven so all things considered the whole thing was a win
No but she's a lot of fun
I forgot the cottage cheese and was forgiven so all things considered the whole thing was a win
April 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
🤣
No but she's a lot of fun
I forgot the cottage cheese and was forgiven so all things considered the whole thing was a win
No but she's a lot of fun
I forgot the cottage cheese and was forgiven so all things considered the whole thing was a win
One of the first EO's he signed in 2016 was to rescind Obama monument declaration of Native lands
Literally taking Native lands back from Indians again
The man has no shame
Literally taking Native lands back from Indians again
The man has no shame
April 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
One of the first EO's he signed in 2016 was to rescind Obama monument declaration of Native lands
Literally taking Native lands back from Indians again
The man has no shame
Literally taking Native lands back from Indians again
The man has no shame
Protection of public lands is vital in so many ways
As outdoor people we are devoted to this idea as are most Americans
This is one of our shirts, we have a few protect our parks shirts, bio has link to the store
A few people have worn them at protests
We're both proud and humbled
As outdoor people we are devoted to this idea as are most Americans
This is one of our shirts, we have a few protect our parks shirts, bio has link to the store
A few people have worn them at protests
We're both proud and humbled
April 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Protection of public lands is vital in so many ways
As outdoor people we are devoted to this idea as are most Americans
This is one of our shirts, we have a few protect our parks shirts, bio has link to the store
A few people have worn them at protests
We're both proud and humbled
As outdoor people we are devoted to this idea as are most Americans
This is one of our shirts, we have a few protect our parks shirts, bio has link to the store
A few people have worn them at protests
We're both proud and humbled
Noticed geek in your profile
You likely know what we are living is the same thing we see play out in those dystopian movies and shows we love so much
Unless Neo, Sarah Conner, or Doc Holliday shows up we're fucked
Maybe the guy from The Maze can help 🤷
Otherwise let's hope magic is real
You likely know what we are living is the same thing we see play out in those dystopian movies and shows we love so much
Unless Neo, Sarah Conner, or Doc Holliday shows up we're fucked
Maybe the guy from The Maze can help 🤷
Otherwise let's hope magic is real
April 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Noticed geek in your profile
You likely know what we are living is the same thing we see play out in those dystopian movies and shows we love so much
Unless Neo, Sarah Conner, or Doc Holliday shows up we're fucked
Maybe the guy from The Maze can help 🤷
Otherwise let's hope magic is real
You likely know what we are living is the same thing we see play out in those dystopian movies and shows we love so much
Unless Neo, Sarah Conner, or Doc Holliday shows up we're fucked
Maybe the guy from The Maze can help 🤷
Otherwise let's hope magic is real
There are French soldiers buried at Yorktown
Always found the "freedom fries" rhetoric to be nonsense because of this
Always found the "freedom fries" rhetoric to be nonsense because of this
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There are French soldiers buried at Yorktown
Always found the "freedom fries" rhetoric to be nonsense because of this
Always found the "freedom fries" rhetoric to be nonsense because of this
Long post, will read it later today
April 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Long post, will read it later today
I'm an hour away from Jamestown
The whole damn thing started as complete and utter shit show
The first few years are must watch TV fucked up
We have zero clue
The whole damn thing started as complete and utter shit show
The first few years are must watch TV fucked up
We have zero clue
April 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm an hour away from Jamestown
The whole damn thing started as complete and utter shit show
The first few years are must watch TV fucked up
We have zero clue
The whole damn thing started as complete and utter shit show
The first few years are must watch TV fucked up
We have zero clue
I don't think it was "in a way"
Ultimately isn't that a large part of the book
Not trolling, just offering opinion
Ultimately isn't that a large part of the book
Not trolling, just offering opinion
April 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I don't think it was "in a way"
Ultimately isn't that a large part of the book
Not trolling, just offering opinion
Ultimately isn't that a large part of the book
Not trolling, just offering opinion
Hey bro we took a selfie together
My profile links to our Etsy store. My profile pic
You remember?
Not trying to sell or be that guy just being funny before I drop this
Muir was racist
Sorry, have a great day
My profile links to our Etsy store. My profile pic
You remember?
Not trying to sell or be that guy just being funny before I drop this
Muir was racist
Sorry, have a great day
April 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hey bro we took a selfie together
My profile links to our Etsy store. My profile pic
You remember?
Not trying to sell or be that guy just being funny before I drop this
Muir was racist
Sorry, have a great day
My profile links to our Etsy store. My profile pic
You remember?
Not trying to sell or be that guy just being funny before I drop this
Muir was racist
Sorry, have a great day