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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Yoshi Burger King ad (2002)

#retro #art #gaming #Yoshi
March 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Bond: You must be the nefarious Dr No.
No: And you must be James Bonk.
Bond: ...No.
No: Yes?
Bond: No listen.
No: I am Mr Bonk.
Bond: No! Bonk is not my name.
No: It's not?
Bond: No.
No: Yes Mr Bonk?
Bond: NO!
No: No need to yell, I'm right here.

And then they shag or something, I've never seen it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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If it's about a date it'll have to wait.
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This was reposted under a
UZDOOM WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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unleash the cream
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Im genuinely gonna be a lil upset if simpsons jonesy/hope dont get in the shop, their designs are really growing on me
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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barking lot
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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me gettin that 20 piece nugs
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Hidden in the villiage area of Aptos in 'Sonic Unleashed' are two realistic cats, just chilling in the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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You can purchase bottles of GODZILLA GOO through his OnlyFans.
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think part of why 6 7 has been so polarizing despite it being arguably just another stupid meme is how quickly and how vastly it spread beyond the confines of social media.

Like, E markiplier didnt get an entire south park episode, yknow?
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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happy halloween!! 🌟
big thanks to the kind soul who gifted me this dress off my throne :3
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The simpsons event and its consequences (i cant fckuing log in)
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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They’re putting Halo on any old piece of shit these days.
I can’t believe my bitch ex wife doesn’t think this is the sickest fucking thing she’s ever seen. It’s the kind of truck Halo would drive.
November 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
God i wish willie was one of the skins in the fortnite×simpsons event.

Of all characters, he makes the most sense given a gun. Just imagine hitting an emote that rips his shirt off and just mowing down like 3 people with the leadspitter or sumn.

At least we get mutant fishstick
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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this is my mona lisa
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM