none of your twee spooky names impress me
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swinging
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
swinging
exactly! huge penis but it’s also a dead slug
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 AM
exactly! huge penis but it’s also a dead slug
Was talking about this just yesterday - why has dongageddon become a thing? are we experiencing an era hypermasculinity & increased intrasexual competition? all ive reslly got is it’s a male thing, ime women aren’t interested in this
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Was talking about this just yesterday - why has dongageddon become a thing? are we experiencing an era hypermasculinity & increased intrasexual competition? all ive reslly got is it’s a male thing, ime women aren’t interested in this
took me ages to work out that my issue with these isn’t that im a miserable [slur] and is that the enforced silicone floppiness means they lack the robust/dynamic/springy appearance of an adult penis so look like an oversized child one instead
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
took me ages to work out that my issue with these isn’t that im a miserable [slur] and is that the enforced silicone floppiness means they lack the robust/dynamic/springy appearance of an adult penis so look like an oversized child one instead
i would dive in there like it was custard
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
i would dive in there like it was custard
I knew someone who had the same nightmare as their dad and I’m fascinated on how that got passed down, obv straight ‘she heard him say it and internalised it’ is one explanation but I often wonder if it was something more
(the dream was walking through long grass and a rat jumped up and bit them)
(the dream was walking through long grass and a rat jumped up and bit them)
January 24, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I knew someone who had the same nightmare as their dad and I’m fascinated on how that got passed down, obv straight ‘she heard him say it and internalised it’ is one explanation but I often wonder if it was something more
(the dream was walking through long grass and a rat jumped up and bit them)
(the dream was walking through long grass and a rat jumped up and bit them)
neighbour telling me about a noise her heating’s making then making the noise at me for ten full seconds
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 PM
neighbour telling me about a noise her heating’s making then making the noise at me for ten full seconds
aye, indeed. i was shifted about a lot so have experienced most placement types, though for short periods only, I remember one as being ‘good’ - a foster carer named Lesley - and everything else being overtly or covertly awful (obv my experiences are from the dark ages now)
January 24, 2026 at 11:43 AM
aye, indeed. i was shifted about a lot so have experienced most placement types, though for short periods only, I remember one as being ‘good’ - a foster carer named Lesley - and everything else being overtly or covertly awful (obv my experiences are from the dark ages now)
I’m often tempted to do a teeny thread on some of the stuff I experienced in my relatively short time in state care, but even the pg-13 stuff would make people balk and obv i would have to run the gamut of disbelief/you are attention seeking which I just can’t be arsed with
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I’m often tempted to do a teeny thread on some of the stuff I experienced in my relatively short time in state care, but even the pg-13 stuff would make people balk and obv i would have to run the gamut of disbelief/you are attention seeking which I just can’t be arsed with
you are exceptionally good at these
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
you are exceptionally good at these
no, I’m fascinated by my own dreams (which is probably really narcissistic or solipsistic or something) even though they’re mostly the same (I wake up in different house/have too much to carry) & easily explained (I was in care)
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
no, I’m fascinated by my own dreams (which is probably really narcissistic or solipsistic or something) even though they’re mostly the same (I wake up in different house/have too much to carry) & easily explained (I was in care)
vote for a proper government
a government that can prevent problems
a government that cannot prevent problems is not a proper government
a government that can prevent problems
a government that cannot prevent problems is not a proper government
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
vote for a proper government
a government that can prevent problems
a government that cannot prevent problems is not a proper government
a government that can prevent problems
a government that cannot prevent problems is not a proper government
my youtube history consists of natural law party broadcasts www.youtube.com/watch?v=438U...
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
my youtube history consists of natural law party broadcasts www.youtube.com/watch?v=438U...
my favourite thing about fitba chat is people talking about 29 year olds as if they’re dying
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
my favourite thing about fitba chat is people talking about 29 year olds as if they’re dying
lmaooooooooo
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
lmaooooooooo
night del xx
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
night del xx
wow, one guy was so bunged up with shit he started seeing tiny people?
him and the one guy who drank so much caffeine he started seeing tiny people should swap notes
him and the one guy who drank so much caffeine he started seeing tiny people should swap notes
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 PM
wow, one guy was so bunged up with shit he started seeing tiny people?
him and the one guy who drank so much caffeine he started seeing tiny people should swap notes
him and the one guy who drank so much caffeine he started seeing tiny people should swap notes
nice use of brobdingnagian
January 23, 2026 at 10:57 PM
nice use of brobdingnagian
Reposted by none of your twee spooky names impress me
Keep seeing this, so here's a nice paper on seeing little people.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Keep seeing this, so here's a nice paper on seeing little people.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
on his hole?
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
on his hole?