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“being vigilant costs nothing” - tom cunningham
very pleasingly the 1900 map shows Rubislaw quarry still being dug out with cranes (it’s been abandoned and filled with water as long as I’ve been alive)
The #Aberdeen 1900 map marks the high-point of the industry that even today is synonymous with the city. We even mentioned it in our introduction. Ninety quarries employing 2,500 men supporting many more in the wider city area, but as time rolled on familiar issues arose…
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November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA sequencing Friday showing that Adolf Hitler was a type of fern. “A...
theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
how to pin someone else’s tweet
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
lots of love for dorothy bishop anyway, but that she is part of a team that have shat over ’autistic mice’ in this paper makes me love her even more www.cell.com/neuron/fullt...
Conceptual and methodological flaws undermine claims of a link between the gut microbiome and autism
Claims that the gut microbiome causally contributes to autism regularly appear in the scientific literature and popular press. Mitchell et al. critically examine influential studies underpinning these...
www.cell.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Goodnight everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Kenny #McClean from the halfway line to make it 4-2 & #Scotland are going to the World Cup. The magic & beauty of ⚽️ 💙🤍
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
oooooh it’s snoweingggggggg
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
very wondering if men are constantly getting recommended ‘marry me’ pasta recipes
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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im too good to have a second generation of blairs inflicted on me. i think there's been some kind of mistake wrt the tl ive been put in. tbqhwy. i want world customer services
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025

- I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users)
- I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users)

- I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users)

Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Kier Starmer unveils his new “hotter wetter mouth” in an effort to win back voters
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
lmao someone in the waiting room just blasted the proclaimers from their phone then stood up to apologise
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
got more tests in a month’s time which, if i am counting right, means I’ll be on a ward the week before Christmas

fuckofffff
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
third time this year a doctor has asked me if I’m pregnant. do i look pregnant. do i have a pregnant face
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Calculating my cost of living -

I get £4400 a year for doing 35+ hours of caring a week

The average social care worker in Scotland (apparently) earns £33,000 per annum (£35k if NHS)

You’re all due me £28,600?
Reading about “the cost of living” & think that’s a very funny phrase that we all use, the cost of living 😳 who gets to live and at what cost? When is the price too high? My Mr is disabled and the cost of his life always seems to be up for debate. Let’s debate the cost of your’s?
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s one battle after another

also loved: weapons, ballad of Wallis island, 28 years later, the long walk, bad guys 2 (genuinely good!) and honey, don’t (though everyone else seems to hate this)
Without saying Sinners, name your film of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM