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A “collector” is just an organized hoarder.
People who are really annoying never try to just not be annoying for a few days.
January 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
People who are really annoying never try to just not be annoying for a few days.
Going on a cruise is great if you’re into either doing murder or being murdered.
January 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Going on a cruise is great if you’re into either doing murder or being murdered.
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"Love Actually" deleted scene
January 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Love Actually" deleted scene
It’s weird that they call it Alcoholics Anonymous. Those fuckers tell everyone.
January 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It’s weird that they call it Alcoholics Anonymous. Those fuckers tell everyone.
Your Roman gladiator name is your first name with an “is” on the end.
January 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Your Roman gladiator name is your first name with an “is” on the end.
What does a shameful, opportunistic antisemite look like?
January 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What does a shameful, opportunistic antisemite look like?
This headline is a wild ride
January 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This headline is a wild ride
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This woman in the waiting room is telling me about the police SQUAT team at a park near her house
January 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This woman in the waiting room is telling me about the police SQUAT team at a park near her house
You have to be impressed by Karen Bass for being so incompetent while being so confident.
Good for you, Karen.
Good for you, Karen.
January 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You have to be impressed by Karen Bass for being so incompetent while being so confident.
Good for you, Karen.
Good for you, Karen.
If being judgmental is bad, why are judges so respected?
January 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If being judgmental is bad, why are judges so respected?
Remember when the Mayor of Los Angeles spent taxpayer money to go on a trip to Ghana while the city burned? I do.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Remember when the Mayor of Los Angeles spent taxpayer money to go on a trip to Ghana while the city burned? I do.
I didn’t even know Biden was playing Coachella this year.
January 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I didn’t even know Biden was playing Coachella this year.
Why watch the news when cooking shows exist?
January 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why watch the news when cooking shows exist?
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I don't know how you guys wake up in the morning and immediately turn on a TV show about politics. We need to go back to when morning TV was mostly weather talk and also there was a chimp there sometimes.
January 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don't know how you guys wake up in the morning and immediately turn on a TV show about politics. We need to go back to when morning TV was mostly weather talk and also there was a chimp there sometimes.
People keep saying “the world is burning” like that’s some sort of new thing.
January 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
People keep saying “the world is burning” like that’s some sort of new thing.
My neighbor has been having a party for 7 hours, and it’s fine, but I just can’t imagine wanting to be around other people for that long.
January 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My neighbor has been having a party for 7 hours, and it’s fine, but I just can’t imagine wanting to be around other people for that long.
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Being an adult is just a series of very boring forensic investigations
January 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Being an adult is just a series of very boring forensic investigations
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*taking clandestine sips of tomato soup right out of the screw-top box at work like it's a flask*
January 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
*taking clandestine sips of tomato soup right out of the screw-top box at work like it's a flask*
Not to brag, but I know many, many stupid people.
January 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not to brag, but I know many, many stupid people.
Call me crazy, I don’t want to pay taxes so presidents can give medals to Bono and Rush Limbaugh.
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Call me crazy, I don’t want to pay taxes so presidents can give medals to Bono and Rush Limbaugh.
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(listening to “Cult of Personality”)
JOSEPH STALIN: nice
GANDHI: now hang on
JOSEPH STALIN: nice
GANDHI: now hang on
January 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
(listening to “Cult of Personality”)
JOSEPH STALIN: nice
GANDHI: now hang on
JOSEPH STALIN: nice
GANDHI: now hang on
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5 minutes after giving my toddler kinetic sand: this stuff is incredible, a marvel of material science
day 3 of finding lumps of sand in every furniture crevice in the house: whoever invented this should be tried at The Hague
day 3 of finding lumps of sand in every furniture crevice in the house: whoever invented this should be tried at The Hague
January 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
5 minutes after giving my toddler kinetic sand: this stuff is incredible, a marvel of material science
day 3 of finding lumps of sand in every furniture crevice in the house: whoever invented this should be tried at The Hague
day 3 of finding lumps of sand in every furniture crevice in the house: whoever invented this should be tried at The Hague
Do people who like leaving the house know about not doing that?
January 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Do people who like leaving the house know about not doing that?
I honestly trust 3 people, and one of them is a dog.
January 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I honestly trust 3 people, and one of them is a dog.
I respect penguins because they’re like “fuck you I’m not flying.”
January 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I respect penguins because they’re like “fuck you I’m not flying.”