Graham Smith
@0gs.bsky.social
the official shadow king of weird internet music; Kleenex Girl Wonder, Guitar Shoes, Gates of Heaven, and so much more
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nice, the Queens must be putting out a rarities compilation. www.newscientist.com/article/2502... i mean they're not THAT ancient but can confirm the rock art part.
We can finally hear the long-hidden music of the Stone Age
Ancient rock art was meant to be heard as well as seen and now acoustic archaeologists are bringing the sounds of prehistoric rituals to life
www.newscientist.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
nice, the Queens must be putting out a rarities compilation. www.newscientist.com/article/2502... i mean they're not THAT ancient but can confirm the rock art part.
there should be an english language triathlon to determine the winner — which person is the best at it, basically — and the three contests shall be:
•writing a catchy pop song that makes someone cry
•finding and fixing a bug in production
•dressing the judges down for misunderstanding me
•writing a catchy pop song that makes someone cry
•finding and fixing a bug in production
•dressing the judges down for misunderstanding me
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
there should be an english language triathlon to determine the winner — which person is the best at it, basically — and the three contests shall be:
•writing a catchy pop song that makes someone cry
•finding and fixing a bug in production
•dressing the judges down for misunderstanding me
•writing a catchy pop song that makes someone cry
•finding and fixing a bug in production
•dressing the judges down for misunderstanding me
pretty incredible that i have never seen a single person or website mention these historic Iceman rollout livestreams, which started in July (!). i mean, the ADG affinity IS in my cookies, whether i like to admit it or not > share.google/BqBKBZRDPgAf...
Drake Breaks Down His ‘Iceman’ Live Streams
An interview with Drake and Matte Babel about 'Iceman.'
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November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
pretty incredible that i have never seen a single person or website mention these historic Iceman rollout livestreams, which started in July (!). i mean, the ADG affinity IS in my cookies, whether i like to admit it or not > share.google/BqBKBZRDPgAf...
this is, absolutely, the best "game to play whenever" of the year. can't believe how good this guy's games are in terms of what my brain wants. absolutely no extraneous stuff. 100% game
I was waiting for Maze Mice to come to mobile because I figured it would be a great commute game
I was correct 🐭
I was correct 🐭
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
this is, absolutely, the best "game to play whenever" of the year. can't believe how good this guy's games are in terms of what my brain wants. absolutely no extraneous stuff. 100% game
is it a gurning competition? is that what i'm thinking this video evokes? trying to be mean without really pushing it because what's the point. is it that ITYSL sketch with the muscle guy in the mall? youtu.be/6nGPBD1BAb0?...
Watch Shopping with Casey Neistat
YouTube video by Teddy Baldassarre
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November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
is it a gurning competition? is that what i'm thinking this video evokes? trying to be mean without really pushing it because what's the point. is it that ITYSL sketch with the muscle guy in the mall? youtu.be/6nGPBD1BAb0?...
the abbreviations in explanations of coats of arms always confuse me. if you managed to find someone who is interested in listening to this stuff, you can probably use as many full words as you want
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the abbreviations in explanations of coats of arms always confuse me. if you managed to find someone who is interested in listening to this stuff, you can probably use as many full words as you want
very truly, i cannot believe i never knew William Penn got scammed out of Pennsylvania, was charged exhorbitant rent by the scammer, then the scammer's wife, then tried and failed to sell it back to England to get out of debtor's prison, then died. share.google/GTbn2zKoI15f...
Heritage History - Products
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November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
very truly, i cannot believe i never knew William Penn got scammed out of Pennsylvania, was charged exhorbitant rent by the scammer, then the scammer's wife, then tried and failed to sell it back to England to get out of debtor's prison, then died. share.google/GTbn2zKoI15f...
i'm sorry new york times. you can't send an email with "A New Investigation For Ted Danson" as the subject when it is about a TV show anymore
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i'm sorry new york times. you can't send an email with "A New Investigation For Ted Danson" as the subject when it is about a TV show anymore
i mean, obviously. even the core unanswerable question -- did she grit her teeth and actually do it for the sake of selling this book, or did she just make almost all of it up -- is incredibly good. i feel like i have been manipulated by a serial killer even though i'm a great detective
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i mean, obviously. even the core unanswerable question -- did she grit her teeth and actually do it for the sake of selling this book, or did she just make almost all of it up -- is incredibly good. i feel like i have been manipulated by a serial killer even though i'm a great detective
i guess i stopped wondering where Canibus had come up with the SLICC thing after a while. makes sense it's some spy kids type stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
i guess i stopped wondering where Canibus had come up with the SLICC thing after a while. makes sense it's some spy kids type stuff.
i'm a little surprised that i have not seen an article about Walk That Walk that mentions the Shaboozey song. i presumed it was developed as a direct "parody" since they sound basically the same? then again, most contemporary "radio pop" music sounds like ringer slop to me anyway.
Stop waiting for AI music to take over, start rebuilding now - new post on Dada Drummer Almanach dadadrummer.substack.com/p/who-are-we...
Who Are We Kidding
Sound, Art, Vegetables
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November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i'm a little surprised that i have not seen an article about Walk That Walk that mentions the Shaboozey song. i presumed it was developed as a direct "parody" since they sound basically the same? then again, most contemporary "radio pop" music sounds like ringer slop to me anyway.
maybe we should just call gen-AI-free stuff "lo-fi." it makes sense, it describes the stuff people already like and people already like lo-fi, also the endgame of genAI is kind of looking like a Turing-complete false reality, which feels like "the highest fi imaginable"
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
maybe we should just call gen-AI-free stuff "lo-fi." it makes sense, it describes the stuff people already like and people already like lo-fi, also the endgame of genAI is kind of looking like a Turing-complete false reality, which feels like "the highest fi imaginable"
i gotta say — reading "The Hotel Avocado" by Bob Mortimer. i do not have any idea why he wrote this book. it is one of the most enjoyable, pleasant, and funny fictional books i have read some time. what a strange, beneficial man
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i gotta say — reading "The Hotel Avocado" by Bob Mortimer. i do not have any idea why he wrote this book. it is one of the most enjoyable, pleasant, and funny fictional books i have read some time. what a strange, beneficial man
i can't believe khruangbin rerecorded their first album for no reason and it sounds exactly the same. always suspected this band was fake and terrible, and it appears i was right (in my opinion) — but i guess it's more just a signal that the "music industry" (lol) is fully cooked.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i can't believe khruangbin rerecorded their first album for no reason and it sounds exactly the same. always suspected this band was fake and terrible, and it appears i was right (in my opinion) — but i guess it's more just a signal that the "music industry" (lol) is fully cooked.
i know it's just another story, but — trying to sell Poker Face to a different streamer with a different lead is an insane idea. is this the plot for the next Knives Out blockbuster???
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i know it's just another story, but — trying to sell Poker Face to a different streamer with a different lead is an insane idea. is this the plot for the next Knives Out blockbuster???
it really is going to be like Schrödinger's Slashfic Memoir: if she made basically all of it up, that's an amazing and unprecedented metafictional "move." but nobody is ever going to prove anything and the media will just assert it as authentic. what an amazingly worthless use of everyone's time!
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it really is going to be like Schrödinger's Slashfic Memoir: if she made basically all of it up, that's an amazing and unprecedented metafictional "move." but nobody is ever going to prove anything and the media will just assert it as authentic. what an amazingly worthless use of everyone's time!
olivia nuzzi hiking up big bear mountain, with a modded nathan fielder laptop bjorn propping both a KJV bible and an 18th century copy of Paradiso open for cross-referencing, as she furiously taps "not just charismatic, but ... affirming, somehow" into her iPhone 15
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
olivia nuzzi hiking up big bear mountain, with a modded nathan fielder laptop bjorn propping both a KJV bible and an 18th century copy of Paradiso open for cross-referencing, as she furiously taps "not just charismatic, but ... affirming, somehow" into her iPhone 15
i guess the ultimate magic trick is never dying from ANY of your successfully completed death-defying magic tricks
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i guess the ultimate magic trick is never dying from ANY of your successfully completed death-defying magic tricks
it always has been, and remains, a challenge to say gqom correctly. the most recent time i tried i said "click-ahm" 😞
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it always has been, and remains, a challenge to say gqom correctly. the most recent time i tried i said "click-ahm" 😞
explain like i'm 5, hungry, on 36 hours without sleep, extremely excited to not listen to a single thing you say before i start loudly objecting, and consider myself your nemesis as a matter of principle
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
explain like i'm 5, hungry, on 36 hours without sleep, extremely excited to not listen to a single thing you say before i start loudly objecting, and consider myself your nemesis as a matter of principle
@themountaingoats.bsky.social have you heard any of these new Lag songs, they are nuts music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... thank you so much for mentioning gqom in a post years ago
Southside Mixtape - Album by DJ Lag
Listen to Southside Mixtape by DJ Lag on YouTube Music - a dedicated music app with official songs, music videos, remixes, covers, and more.
music.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social have you heard any of these new Lag songs, they are nuts music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... thank you so much for mentioning gqom in a post years ago
it's crazy both how great "Oh Lord" is and how well it fits S2 of Peacemaker. it's also insane how bad the band name is, i would never admit liking this band because of how bad their band name is. also the album cover of the album the song is on is even worse than the band name
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it's crazy both how great "Oh Lord" is and how well it fits S2 of Peacemaker. it's also insane how bad the band name is, i would never admit liking this band because of how bad their band name is. also the album cover of the album the song is on is even worse than the band name
it really is kind of a nightmare that all the good bands are gone and there aren't tons of new albums by established bands each year anymore. this is obviously dependent on subjective things and a ridiculous statement, but i also suspect many believe it is true like i do
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it really is kind of a nightmare that all the good bands are gone and there aren't tons of new albums by established bands each year anymore. this is obviously dependent on subjective things and a ridiculous statement, but i also suspect many believe it is true like i do
it is kind of funny that they essentially legalized and now are banning schwag (even though it's also hopelessly stupid too)
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
it is kind of funny that they essentially legalized and now are banning schwag (even though it's also hopelessly stupid too)
there should be a website like RYM except you state how much money you would pay to retrieve each album if it were deleted from your library and the entire internet and universe by private equity. hostageTunes™
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
there should be a website like RYM except you state how much money you would pay to retrieve each album if it were deleted from your library and the entire internet and universe by private equity. hostageTunes™