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senasteida.bsky.social
Hatar att jag tyvärr vet vad flera av de orden betyder 🙄

Gu kidsen borde skickas på rehabiliteringsläger på en lerig festival utan telefoner, med massa fesljummen tuborg
February 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Maria! 🌹Assim foi e até o final assim será! Uma linda noite e um ótimo final de Carnaval pra ti, querida! Beijinhos de nós duas! 🌹Hoje foi dia de Tuborg e artes da Trine! Ela fez uma salada verde, o arroz e um delicioso arrumadinho de carne de sol! 😋😋😋😋😋
😘🌼❤️🌷😘💐❤️🌺😘🌸❤️🌻😘🌹
🎭🎊🎭🎊🎭🎊🎭🎊🎭🎊🎭🎊🎭🎊
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February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
markpopham.bsky.social
my wife got me this drinking horn at the thrift store and one morning one of my kids was having a rough one and so without saying anything I brought her water in the drinking horn. big mistake. they now argue over who gets "horn water"
Hand holding a white ceramic drinking horn with the Tuborg logo
February 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
istanbulls.bsky.social
Dün sabah yediden beri yoldayız. Çalışmakta sorun yok eğleniyorum ama yol yıldırdı. Boş kafa çekemeyeceğim. Üç kırmızı tuborg ile leblebi aldım. Şoförüm ters ters bakıyor. İspiyonlamazsa tüküreyim onun sıfatına. Akşamda yemekte rakı içip faturayı şirkete göndereceğim🥃💘👹😇🕊🥰🐛
February 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Maria! 🌻 Assim, todo o sábado de carnaval será! Boa tarde e um ótimo restinho de sábado pra ti, querida! Beijinhos de nós duas! 🌻Hoje teve Tuborg, mimos meus e faxina da Trine! Fiz lasanha de berinjela, salada mista e bolo de laranja pro café da tarde! Tudo 😋😋😋😋😋!
😘🌹❤️🌼😘🌺❤️🌷😘💐❤️🌸😘🌻
a cartoon of garfield sitting in a beach chair with the words boa tarde behind him
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February 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
turxborg.bsky.social
Avrupa'da Efes ya da Tuborg bilamayan gemicilerin tercihidir. Orta halli bir "lager"
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
argodizayn.bsky.social
Kırmızı gül'ün modası geçti, sevdiklerinize kırmızı tuborg alın.
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
kazazede.bsky.social
3 kırmızı tuborg sonrası paramparça ederim
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
siyahamasicak.bsky.social
reklam yüzü olmaya çok yaklaştığım 1 kırmızı tuborg var
okumluyorum.bsky.social okumluyorum @okumluyorum.bsky.social · 7d
takıntılı olduğunuz bi marka var mı bakalım?
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
lauropea.bsky.social
me: honestly people say danish sounds drunk and sweary. honestly that's just the way it sounds, check your anglophononormativism 🙄

also me (7 drinks down in copenhagen): nååååå, mogens! jeg skal ikke fandeme betale femoghalvfems fucking kroner på en fucking grøn tuborg! aaah jeg skal fucking tisse
lauropea.bsky.social Laura @lauropea.bsky.social · 9d
i am 100% swearier in english than i am in german and 1000% swearier than that in danish
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
gerellen.bsky.social
Bare de ikke begynder at sælge Tuborg skvaaassjj.
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
foggen1965.bsky.social
I am The king of plays. I live in Stockholm. Fridhemsplan. West side. Kungsholmen. I work in a cafe called kaffestugan in Odenplan. Sometimes I listen to Rock and roll. Rythm and blues. I drink beer and rum and vodka. Tuborg and Bacardi and Smirnoff and brännvin. I have a dog called Fridaz.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
umitozdemir.bsky.social
Kırmızı Tuborg tadında bir gece.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Maria! 🌻 Assim foi! Uma linda, feliz e muuuuito agradável noite pra ti, querida! Beijinhos de nós duas! 🌻 Hoje teve Trinelícias, faxina minha e Tuborg! Ela fez o bolo de aipim do café da tarde, o arroz, a feijoada completa e as caipirinhas! Tudo gostoso! 😋😋😋😋😋
😘🌹❤️🌼😘🌺❤️🌷😘💐❤️🌸😘🌻
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February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Barbínea! 🌷 Desse jeitinho, todo ele será! Uma feliz e muuuuuuito linda noite pra ti, querida! Mil beijinhos de nós duas! 🌷🌷 Hoje teve Tuborg, artes da Trine e eu faxinei! Ela fez o arroz, a feijoada completa, as caipirinhas e o bolo de aipim do café da tarde! Tudo beeeem gostoso! 😋😋😋😋😋
a picture of a red rose with the words boa noite on it
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February 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
yakhunt.net
Hello, Thom Yorke has had a Tuborg
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Maria! 🌼 Até o último minutinho dela, ela assim será! Uma linda e perfeita noite pra ti, querida! Beijos de nós duas! 🌼 Hoje não teve pizzas! Foi a noite das sogralícias! Jantamos lá! Já estamos em casa! Bebemos Tuborg e ela fez salada verde e lasanha de berinjelas! 😋😋😋😋😋
😘🌷❤️🌺😘🌸❤️💐😘🌻❤️🌹😘🌼
a picture of a red rose with the words boa noite written below it
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February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
annasif.bsky.social
Grata, linda Barbínea! 🌷🌷 Ela trouxe! Assim serão! O dia e o fim de semana! Uma maravilinda noite e um fim de semana perfeitinho pra ti, querida! Mil bjks de nós duas! 🌷Estamos em casa, mas jantamos na sogra hoje! Teve Tuborg e ela fez lasanha de berinjelas e uma salada verde! Tudo delicioso! 😋😋😋😋😋
a picture of a teddy bear holding a blue flower and the words para voce com carinho boa noite
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February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
isimvercesetal.bsky.social
İlk favlayan 17 kişiye tuborg selim’in, babası savaş meydanında cenk eylerken sarayında cariyelerle cinsel seks esnasında dinlediği şarkılardan birer tane paslarım.
February 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
davidbrace2.bsky.social
The "It's not spring yet sale." These were $800(Cdn), on sale for $600(Cdn) each. (that's about $430 US) DM if you're interested. #art
"crush (borg)", oil on canvas, 12 x12", 2025- reg $800 (Cdn), on sale for $600 (Cdn). A painting of a crumpled green & white Tuborg beer can. To its left is a small toy robot, it has a coppery square head and metallic green boxy body, against a dark grey background. "Lite(crush)light", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023- $800(Cdn). On sale for $600. A realistic painting of a crushed Miller Lite beer can, white, red, blue & gold on a dark background. Beside, to the right, is a smashed frosted incandescent light bulb. "(crush)Spriite(crush)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023 - $800 (Cdn), on sale for $600(Cdn). An oil painting of 2 crushed Sprite cans overlapping to spell "Spriite". The cans are green, yellow, silver with white lettering against a dark gray background. There are quite a few red ants crawling around the top right corner. "Crush (Inv.1890:1456 cat:00287181)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2024- regularly $800(Cdn), on sale for $600(Cdn). An oil painting of 3 crushed drink cans against a dark brown background. Behind a dark pink Cush cream soda can is a can crushed down to a small crescent & a Pabst Blue Ribbon can. The catalogue number in the title will lead to the historical work being referenced if you feel like googling it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
herderdedejavu.bsky.social
Tuborg kapağından yüzük takmıştı eski ormantik sevgilim. Ben de bu yüzüğe bu hareket diye poz vermiştim. 2013 😁 (Sonradan gerçek yüzükle evlenme teklif etti hayır dedim ayrıldım kihkihkih)
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
pisipisikopat.bsky.social
Arkadaşlar askeri kantinlerde halka açık alkol satışı başladı yeniden. Tuborg 67tl, Carlsberg 77tl. Litrelik Johnny Walker Black Label 1950tl. Bildiklerim bunlar şimdilik. Birayı bir kişiye 10 tane veriyorlar. İki kişiyseniz bir kasa da alabilirsiniz.
Evet, haklısınız; insanlık ölmedi. 😃
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
bossenruda.bsky.social
Calor, Dolor, Rubor, Tuborg.
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
headacheofsmurf.bsky.social
Jeg går ind for grøn omstilling, så nu drikker jeg Tuborg i stedet for Carlsberg.

(Send hjælp! Jeg er kommet på to dårlige alkoholvitser og frygter, at det er permanent!)
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
timo01001011.bsky.social
Merz geht mit gutem Beispiel voran und tut alles, damit es der deutschen (Bier)Wirtschaft gut geht.

Moment 🧐 das ist ja 😳 gar kein doitsches Bier!!11!!
Friedrich Merz steht in der Kabine des DHB Teams und hat eine Flasche Tuborg am Hals
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM