In my role, I receive many many many emails from folks trying to sell me things. Today's prize goes to the "former provost" who said that they are writing to me because my perspective could "benefit from [their] scholarship". How thoughtful of them to think of me! #ThanksButNoThanks
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
In my role, I receive many many many emails from folks trying to sell me things. Today's prize goes to the "former provost" who said that they are writing to me because my perspective could "benefit from [their] scholarship". How thoughtful of them to think of me! #ThanksButNoThanks
NFL Christmas-Spiele? Alle drei heute morgen in der jeweils 6-Minuten Zusammenfassung gesehen. Und selbst das war schon hartes Brot 😩 #expected #nflonchristmas #thanksbutnothanks #jockwasherpodcast #thegermanatmizzou
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
NFL Christmas-Spiele? Alle drei heute morgen in der jeweils 6-Minuten Zusammenfassung gesehen. Und selbst das war schon hartes Brot 😩 #expected #nflonchristmas #thanksbutnothanks #jockwasherpodcast #thegermanatmizzou
Just got a Too Good to Go notification for a roast carvery available to collect tomorrow #thanksbutnothanks
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
Alt: Mr Creosote from Monty Python explodes.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just got a Too Good to Go notification for a roast carvery available to collect tomorrow #thanksbutnothanks
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If I were you, I would reread my short story #thanksbutnothanks #thanksbyxs by #xandrasegredo... Just saying, but remember that Christmas is still on December 25.
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I were you, I would reread my short story #thanksbutnothanks #thanksbyxs by #xandrasegredo... Just saying, but remember that Christmas is still on December 25.
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
Der er kommet en fantastisk fin fødselsdagshilsen til mig, fra den anden side af Atlanten.
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Der er kommet en fantastisk fin fødselsdagshilsen til mig, fra den anden side af Atlanten.
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
An invitation to self-exploitation - you tell me what you like and I make sure to feed your desires.
Wasn't that what Marketing was for?
#thanksbutnothanks
Wasn't that what Marketing was for?
#thanksbutnothanks
Sam Altman’s description of ChatGPT Pulse is practically a sales pitch for an ad network. You tell ChatGPT your favorite vacation destinations and later on it gives you “updates” about these destinations? 🤔
Sounds like ads.
Sounds like ads.
September 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
An invitation to self-exploitation - you tell me what you like and I make sure to feed your desires.
Wasn't that what Marketing was for?
#thanksbutnothanks
Wasn't that what Marketing was for?
#thanksbutnothanks
"Diese Nachricht befindet sich in Englisch. Übersetzen nach Deutsch?"
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Diese Nachricht befindet sich in Englisch. Übersetzen nach Deutsch?"
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.
#ThanksButNoThanks
Preisrätsel: Was stimmt an dieser Ad nicht?
Tja, hätten die mal jemanden gefragt, der sich mit solchen Texten und der Bedeutung von Wörtern auskennt.
Den hier zum Beispiel: https://www.helmut-barz.com/
#copywriting #pharma #advertising #thanksbutnothanks
Tja, hätten die mal jemanden gefragt, der sich mit solchen Texten und der Bedeutung von Wörtern auskennt.
Den hier zum Beispiel: https://www.helmut-barz.com/
#copywriting #pharma #advertising #thanksbutnothanks
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Preisrätsel: Was stimmt an dieser Ad nicht?
Tja, hätten die mal jemanden gefragt, der sich mit solchen Texten und der Bedeutung von Wörtern auskennt.
Den hier zum Beispiel: https://www.helmut-barz.com/
#copywriting #pharma #advertising #thanksbutnothanks
Tja, hätten die mal jemanden gefragt, der sich mit solchen Texten und der Bedeutung von Wörtern auskennt.
Den hier zum Beispiel: https://www.helmut-barz.com/
#copywriting #pharma #advertising #thanksbutnothanks
Maturita 2005 - dějepis na poslední hodině “no a co se stalo po 8.5.1945 přece víte” 😁 #ThanksButNoThanks
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Maturita 2005 - dějepis na poslední hodině “no a co se stalo po 8.5.1945 přece víte” 😁 #ThanksButNoThanks
Brian Allen
🚨BREAKING:Spain just told the U.S. military-industrial complex to kick rocks
They’ve officially canceled their F‑35 fighter jet order; worth over $6 billion and are shifting defense spending to Europe instead
That means no U.S. jets, no Lockheed cash-out, and no Trump bragging rights
🚨BREAKING:Spain just told the U.S. military-industrial complex to kick rocks
They’ve officially canceled their F‑35 fighter jet order; worth over $6 billion and are shifting defense spending to Europe instead
That means no U.S. jets, no Lockheed cash-out, and no Trump bragging rights
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Start your week with strong boundaries and low expectations.
I’m not mad, I’m just declining.
#TheDecliners #ThanksButNoThanks #BlueskyMondays
I’m not mad, I’m just declining.
#TheDecliners #ThanksButNoThanks #BlueskyMondays
July 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Start your week with strong boundaries and low expectations.
I’m not mad, I’m just declining.
#TheDecliners #ThanksButNoThanks #BlueskyMondays
I’m not mad, I’m just declining.
#TheDecliners #ThanksButNoThanks #BlueskyMondays
These F’g people: Oh totally, I always get my economic strategy from a fitness trainer. Next up: my barista’s take on international trade and my dog groomer’s thoughts on interest rates. #FinancialWisdom #ThanksButNoThanks
July 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
These F’g people: Oh totally, I always get my economic strategy from a fitness trainer. Next up: my barista’s take on international trade and my dog groomer’s thoughts on interest rates. #FinancialWisdom #ThanksButNoThanks
For #DisabilityPrideMonth (July) this would be a very handy card to have for all those “helpful” ways to “cure” my #chronicillnesses
#beentheredonethat #thanksbutnothanks #yesIhaveTriedIt
#disabled #disabilityawareness #thankyou #zztop #ithankyou
#beentheredonethat #thanksbutnothanks #yesIhaveTriedIt
#disabled #disabilityawareness #thankyou #zztop #ithankyou
July 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
For #DisabilityPrideMonth (July) this would be a very handy card to have for all those “helpful” ways to “cure” my #chronicillnesses
#beentheredonethat #thanksbutnothanks #yesIhaveTriedIt
#disabled #disabilityawareness #thankyou #zztop #ithankyou
#beentheredonethat #thanksbutnothanks #yesIhaveTriedIt
#disabled #disabilityawareness #thankyou #zztop #ithankyou
Ah yes, nothing says ‘great economy’ like billionaires pocketing tax cuts while kids lose health care. Truly a masterpiece, Donald. #OneBigBeautifulDisaster #ThanksButNoThanks
June 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ah yes, nothing says ‘great economy’ like billionaires pocketing tax cuts while kids lose health care. Truly a masterpiece, Donald. #OneBigBeautifulDisaster #ThanksButNoThanks
oh hey this fixed my internet, thanksbutnothanks Centurylink
Looks like the Quantum Fiber/CenturyLink DNS servers just shit the bed.
June 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
oh hey this fixed my internet, thanksbutnothanks Centurylink
Gotta love having someone try to convert you in your DM’s under the guise of being curious about our “overlapping audience.”
To any future “good word” missionaries:
You go ahead and do you, but I’m all good on words.
#writingcommunity #thanksbutnothanks
To any future “good word” missionaries:
You go ahead and do you, but I’m all good on words.
#writingcommunity #thanksbutnothanks
June 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Gotta love having someone try to convert you in your DM’s under the guise of being curious about our “overlapping audience.”
To any future “good word” missionaries:
You go ahead and do you, but I’m all good on words.
#writingcommunity #thanksbutnothanks
To any future “good word” missionaries:
You go ahead and do you, but I’m all good on words.
#writingcommunity #thanksbutnothanks
Lol, the role of women in Trump’s admin? 🤣 Honestly, it was like watching a circus without the clowns. They barely had a say, but hey, a few got to wear fancy suits! 🙄 Nothing says girl power like being a token woman in a sea of outdated conservative ideas. #NotMyRoleModel #ThanksButNoThanks
June 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Lol, the role of women in Trump’s admin? 🤣 Honestly, it was like watching a circus without the clowns. They barely had a say, but hey, a few got to wear fancy suits! 🙄 Nothing says girl power like being a token woman in a sea of outdated conservative ideas. #NotMyRoleModel #ThanksButNoThanks
Canada declines Trump’s generous offer to join the “Golden Dome System”, instead opts for universal healthcare, functioning democracy, and not being Florida’s hat. 🇨🇦💅 #ThanksButNoThanks #DomeAlone
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Canada declines Trump’s generous offer to join the “Golden Dome System”, instead opts for universal healthcare, functioning democracy, and not being Florida’s hat. 🇨🇦💅 #ThanksButNoThanks #DomeAlone
Oh great, another tool to “revolutionize” my life. Because clearly, I needed yet another way to overcomplicate my workflow! 🙃 Can’t wait for the productivity boost that will inevitably come with 100 new features I’ll never use. #ThanksButNoThanks #InnovationOverload #GNU #PTerry
May 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Oh great, another tool to “revolutionize” my life. Because clearly, I needed yet another way to overcomplicate my workflow! 🙃 Can’t wait for the productivity boost that will inevitably come with 100 new features I’ll never use. #ThanksButNoThanks #InnovationOverload #GNU #PTerry
The U.S. may be open for business with Canada but my Wallet is closed tightly to U.S. products, travel and businesses. I’m shopping Canadian first then for products from our allies. The U.S. Gov has threatened our economic security and our sovereignty. I’ll pass on being in a toxic relationship.
May 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Yes, I really want to move to beautiful Cañon City, home of a super max prison 😬😐 #thanksbutnothanks
May 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yes, I really want to move to beautiful Cañon City, home of a super max prison 😬😐 #thanksbutnothanks
I nearly choke every time Trump says #Canada would benefit from the US healthcare system! While we have alot of room for improvement here in BC w/shortage of doctors, I'm so glad to have this problem over their "user pays" system. #Thanksbutnothanks
May 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I nearly choke every time Trump says #Canada would benefit from the US healthcare system! While we have alot of room for improvement here in BC w/shortage of doctors, I'm so glad to have this problem over their "user pays" system. #Thanksbutnothanks