News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
- Quarter Pounder with Cheese
- Big Mac
- Filet-o-Fish
- Large Fries
- Diet Coke
And live to tell the tale? His blood is so thin he could be done in by a paper cut.
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Wall Street Journal.
Wall Street Journal.
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
Man I REALLY wish we had a Tom Grummett cover because that would have been awesome.
Man I REALLY wish we had a Tom Grummett cover because that would have been awesome.
Old Russian joke.
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Old Russian joke.
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Published on Thursday, January 1, 2026
Published on Thursday, January 1, 2026
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
News vendor: "what are you looking for."
Man: "An obituary."
Vendor: "They are on the back pages."
Man: "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
The monthlies had Jafee's fold-in, which I would discreetly mangle.
The monthlies had Jafee's fold-in, which I would discreetly mangle.
🥂 Pick up a copy of this year's Dirty Dozen issue at a newsstand near you, or read it online.
🔗 https://www.miaminewtimes.com/opinion/dirty-dozen-top-south-florida-scandals-of-2025-40509255/
🥂 Pick up a copy of this year's Dirty Dozen issue at a newsstand near you, or read it online.
🔗 https://www.miaminewtimes.com/opinion/dirty-dozen-top-south-florida-scandals-of-2025-40509255/
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