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someonewithrbf.bsky.social
Daayum! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MelaniaMovie #Melania
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
laserbrille.bsky.social
#melaniaMovie
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
dnolandc.bsky.social
I think I stumbled upon something hilarious regarding the the Melania movie. While checking out the local theater back in my hometown, I noticed that every showing had the same seats pre-sold for its entire run.

#melaniamovie #melania
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
wendela37.bsky.social
more on #MelaniaMovie

www.universalhub.com/2026/boston-...
Boston movie goers ask Melania: We don't really care, do you?
Michael Ratty looked up what sort of seat he could get for a Friday-night screening of the new "documentary" about the wife of a convicted felon. Turns out, pretty much any seat he could want, at the ...
www.universalhub.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social
Snigger #MelaniaMovie
January 29, 2026 at 12:03 PM
rabemanu.bsky.social
‪Laserbrille 💚‬
‪@laserbrille.bsky.social‬

Oh mein Gott, auf Craigslist werden jedem 1 Kinoticket plus 50 Dollar bezahlt, der sich den #MelaniaMovie bis ganz zum Schluss ansieht. 🤪
Dieses. Angebot. Ist. Real. ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
laserbrille.bsky.social
Oh mein Gott, auf Craigslist werden jedem 1 Kinoticket plus 50 Dollar bezahlt, der sich den #MelaniaMovie bis ganz zum Schluss ansieht. 🤪
Dieses. Angebot. Ist. Real. ⬇️
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 AM
ivovynckier.bsky.social
How's the movie "Melania" doing in Minneapolis (MN)?
#melania #melaniamovie #melaniatrump #flotus #firstlady #minneapolis #minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #reneenicole #renee #reneegood #AlexPretti #pretti #alexjeffreypretti #ICE #ICEGESTAPO #IceOut #GregBovino #Bovino #gregorybovino
January 29, 2026 at 9:15 AM
tokensane.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
Found elsewhere and reposted. #melania #melaniamovie
Logo for the Melania movie, except the "M" is replaced by a silhouette of a woman with her legs spread wearing stiletto heels.
January 29, 2026 at 9:03 AM
ladonna101.bsky.social
The MJR Southgate is showing all sold out except three seats. But I’m suspicious about that one. I think a Republican politician or some of Agent Orange’s oligarch friends bought out the theater. #News #CurrentEvents #Politics #Melania #MelaniaMovie #Movies #Detroit #Michigan
Theater seating diagram showing tickets sold.
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 AM
ladonna101.bsky.social
There is not a lot of enthusiasm for this new
Melania movie. The theaters at the AMC Star John R and the AMC Forum 30 for opening night are almost empty. #News #CurrentEvents #Politics #Movies #Melania #MelaniaMovie #Detroit #Michigan
Diagram of theater seating showing tickets sold. Diagram of theater seating showing tickets sold.
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 AM
neocows.org
So. “Melania, the Movie”

Aka “Trump 2.0 Inauguration. The Good Parts” version.

Will there be a Director’s cut? Might need to reshoot with a stunt double for Trump. One who stays awake. Or a good editor.

#melaniamovie
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 AM
davidewart.bsky.social
"Melania's flick drops tomorrow—finally, a Lady documentary without the groping, vaping, or mid-show ejeculations! Unless lauren Boebert shows up #MelaniaMovie
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 AM
proudbluetexan.bsky.social
I think they are marketing the Melania movie all wrong. Right now Paris Hilton’s masturbatory piece of self-aggrandizement is turning more heads. Here’s my suggestion for the “Melanoma” re-brand. When you’ve got Slovenia’s most successful prostitute, put her to work! #MelaniaMovie
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 AM
jamesedstrom.bsky.social
#melaniamovie #trumpmovie #morontrump
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
democracymattersalot.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
LOL.

#melaniamovie #bezosbribe #USpol #newsweek
Newsweek: ‘Melania’ film only sold 13% of tickets in Trump’s hometown.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
democracymatters.bsky.social
LOL.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #USPol #Newsweek
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
elisemae.bsky.social
Join me, won't you?

Just go to www.amctheatres.com/contact, write them a note, and mean it.

#pullMelania #boycott #MelaniaMovie #EpsteinFiles #stopICE #AMCTheatres
Fake movie poster against the new 2026 film "Melania"
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
aintjames.bsky.social
South Africa pushing back harder on American fascism than us?

We can't allow that! Tell theaters today!

#PULLMELANIA #epsteinfiles #SouthAfrica #Epstein #ice
#brettratner #Melania #resist #Epsteincoverup #trumpepstein
#Melaniamovie #boycott #bezos #boycottamazon #jeffbezos #propaganda #fascism
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
alphakitty.bsky.social
You can help VOTE Tim Apple OUT!

Apple has its 2026 Annual Meeting on Feb 24, 2026, if you have shares #VoteTimCookOUT by Feb 23rd!

Also, check your investment funds they likely hold Apple stock + contact those fund companies OR contact Apple + other board members directly! #TimCook #MelaniaMovie
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 10:10 PM
queenofravens.bsky.social
I heard Barrie Gower and his team did the makeup #MelaniaMovie
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
democracymattersalot.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
MAGA: save your money. Melania is rated PG, so there's no fucking. You can stay at home.

#melaniamovie #bezosbribe #alltrumpsmustgo #USpol
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
democracymatters.bsky.social
MAGA: save your money. Melania is rated PG, so there's no fucking. You can stay at home.

#MelaniaMovie #BezosBribe #AllTrumpsMustGo #USPol
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
coreyj.bsky.social
They’ve sold 7 tickets to Melania for all the showings on opening day. Is that good? #melaniamovie #shouldagonestraighttovhs
A screenshot from the available seating chart of the movie theater for opening day of the movie Melania showing that zero tickets have been sold A screenshot of the seating chart for the movie theater showing the movie Melania on opening day, which shows that they have sold exactly 7 tickets in total for the entire day
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM