Danny Nolan
@dnolandc.bsky.social
Everton, Nats, Zards, Commanders Fan, lover of Old Forrester. Elon Sent me.
I think I stumbled upon something hilarious regarding the the Melania movie. While checking out the local theater back in my hometown, I noticed that every showing had the same seats pre-sold for its entire run.
#melaniamovie #melania
#melaniamovie #melania
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I think I stumbled upon something hilarious regarding the the Melania movie. While checking out the local theater back in my hometown, I noticed that every showing had the same seats pre-sold for its entire run.
#melaniamovie #melania
#melaniamovie #melania
My timeline had these two quotes back to back, The irony is palpable.
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
My timeline had these two quotes back to back, The irony is palpable.
“You don’t know my numbers they go to a different school”
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“You don’t know my numbers they go to a different school”
It’s called the The Low-Cal Calzone Zone
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s called the The Low-Cal Calzone Zone
Jesus Christ, trump said five days ago the reason they republicans lost so badly was because of the shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Jesus Christ, trump said five days ago the reason they republicans lost so badly was because of the shutdown.
“I don’t want to hear about affordability, because right now if you look at cake prices….” Marie Antoinette
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“I don’t want to hear about affordability, because right now if you look at cake prices….” Marie Antoinette
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"I hope all of these people end up in a Hell that’s worse than the one they’re constructing right in front of us." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Jimmy Kimmel's firing makes me ashamed to be an American
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on the fallout of Jimmy Kimmel's firing.
www.sfgate.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"I hope all of these people end up in a Hell that’s worse than the one they’re constructing right in front of us." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Nexstar had business before the FCC, I am no detective……
Fuck ABC. Fuck Nexstar.
Fuck ABC. Fuck Nexstar.
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nexstar had business before the FCC, I am no detective……
Fuck ABC. Fuck Nexstar.
Fuck ABC. Fuck Nexstar.
Joining the ICE cream division
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.
http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Joining the ICE cream division
Suspect Penalty against Everton and we are officially back.
a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her head and a mtv logo behind her
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her head and a mtv logo behind her
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Suspect Penalty against Everton and we are officially back.
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
@andrewgolden.bsky.social what happened to Soroka?
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
@andrewgolden.bsky.social what happened to Soroka?
People say it’s not happening but I have undeniable evidence
March 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
People say it’s not happening but I have undeniable evidence
Very excited to find out @natschatpodcast.bsky.social joined the blue skies. I was very much missing their content on this platform.
a man squatting on a blue boat with a comb on the ground
ALT: a man squatting on a blue boat with a comb on the ground
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Very excited to find out @natschatpodcast.bsky.social joined the blue skies. I was very much missing their content on this platform.
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Anyone saying the Democrats got their wallets inspected on the vote is, frankly, being either stupid or a wrecker, or both. The GOP flipped their own people. The Dems got their own reps back into the chamber, at least one limping out of a hospital bed, another with her newborn, and they were united.
February 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Anyone saying the Democrats got their wallets inspected on the vote is, frankly, being either stupid or a wrecker, or both. The GOP flipped their own people. The Dems got their own reps back into the chamber, at least one limping out of a hospital bed, another with her newborn, and they were united.
Most of the 200 million budget went to cover the eggs.
February 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Most of the 200 million budget went to cover the eggs.
“You saw what the Ukraine was wearing they were asking for it”
"You should have never started it" -- Trump to Ukraine, which very much did not start the war
February 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“You saw what the Ukraine was wearing they were asking for it”
Hindenburg pilot: “before the explosion the passengers said it was the best zeppelin ride ever”
Trump: "The day before I heard the word 'covid' or 'pandemic,' I had a meeting with political people and pollsters and they said, 'Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln got together and ran as president and VP, they couldn't beat you.'"
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Hindenburg pilot: “before the explosion the passengers said it was the best zeppelin ride ever”
Ruben Gallego “I am here to chew bubble gum and roll over…..and I am all out of bubble gum.”
Ruben Gallego on Fox & Friends: "I'm sure there was some reasoning behind the directive, but the fallout is going to be much larger than that. This is why it's important that the president try to work with Congress. We're here to work in a bipartisan manner."
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ruben Gallego “I am here to chew bubble gum and roll over…..and I am all out of bubble gum.”