"Ernie" (The Fastest Milkman in the West) written and performed by #BennyHill became a number-one hit, topping the UK Singles Chart for four weeks in 1971, a short promo film co-starring Henry McGee as Ted, and Jan Butlin as Sue, was shot on location in Vicarage Road, Maidenhead 🥛
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"Ernie" (The Fastest Milkman in the West) written and performed by #BennyHill became a number-one hit, topping the UK Singles Chart for four weeks in 1971, a short promo film co-starring Henry McGee as Ted, and Jan Butlin as Sue, was shot on location in Vicarage Road, Maidenhead 🥛
Another fun long weekend in the big smoke with @pacerclara.insanity.tube!
Friday consisted of doing the Thames Valley branches. They're always great fun to do, especially the Marlow Donkey with its funky ground frame
Back in the hotel early though, couldn't miss The Traitors final! 😆
1/3
Friday consisted of doing the Thames Valley branches. They're always great fun to do, especially the Marlow Donkey with its funky ground frame
Back in the hotel early though, couldn't miss The Traitors final! 😆
1/3
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Another fun long weekend in the big smoke with @pacerclara.insanity.tube!
Friday consisted of doing the Thames Valley branches. They're always great fun to do, especially the Marlow Donkey with its funky ground frame
Back in the hotel early though, couldn't miss The Traitors final! 😆
1/3
Friday consisted of doing the Thames Valley branches. They're always great fun to do, especially the Marlow Donkey with its funky ground frame
Back in the hotel early though, couldn't miss The Traitors final! 😆
1/3
#WIPSnips “…By the princely banners of the west. By the cruel camps of the north. By the maidenhead of Queen Mhenggaw. By the fatherly tears of King Olud. By the flames that torched a thousand ships. By Kahran and the beach of bones. We shall never forget. We shall never forgive.”
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
#WIPSnips “…By the princely banners of the west. By the cruel camps of the north. By the maidenhead of Queen Mhenggaw. By the fatherly tears of King Olud. By the flames that torched a thousand ships. By Kahran and the beach of bones. We shall never forget. We shall never forgive.”
I like sparks of joy, so FixMyStreet accepts a number of open formats in its search besides the expected, including
* Grid Reference ("SP070866")
* Driver location sign ("M27 2.8")
* Latitude,Longitude ("52.478,-1.898")
* Open Location Code ("F4H2+4C Birmingham")
* Maidenhead Locator ("IO92BL24")
* Grid Reference ("SP070866")
* Driver location sign ("M27 2.8")
* Latitude,Longitude ("52.478,-1.898")
* Open Location Code ("F4H2+4C Birmingham")
* Maidenhead Locator ("IO92BL24")
I really cannot stress what a precise "oh this isn't serious" signal launching things at what3words is
At what3words for Darren Jones speech on 'Move fast and fix things: modernising Whitehall to deliver for Britain'
@instituteforgovernment.org.uk's Hannah White asks what will make this attempt at reform different - says what matters is what comes next
@instituteforgovernment.org.uk's Hannah White asks what will make this attempt at reform different - says what matters is what comes next
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I like sparks of joy, so FixMyStreet accepts a number of open formats in its search besides the expected, including
* Grid Reference ("SP070866")
* Driver location sign ("M27 2.8")
* Latitude,Longitude ("52.478,-1.898")
* Open Location Code ("F4H2+4C Birmingham")
* Maidenhead Locator ("IO92BL24")
* Grid Reference ("SP070866")
* Driver location sign ("M27 2.8")
* Latitude,Longitude ("52.478,-1.898")
* Open Location Code ("F4H2+4C Birmingham")
* Maidenhead Locator ("IO92BL24")
Trains at Maidenhead today
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trains at Maidenhead today
Went to pick up a thing from Maidenhead for a mate. Coming home, nearly got wiped out by a black mercedes ML320 with it's lights off, flew past at maybe a ton - we were doing 60.
5 x Police Volvo's in pursuit.
That's more than just a stolen car...
5 x Police Volvo's in pursuit.
That's more than just a stolen car...
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Went to pick up a thing from Maidenhead for a mate. Coming home, nearly got wiped out by a black mercedes ML320 with it's lights off, flew past at maybe a ton - we were doing 60.
5 x Police Volvo's in pursuit.
That's more than just a stolen car...
5 x Police Volvo's in pursuit.
That's more than just a stolen car...
Full list here (5th image in comments), with ALT text, of councils with incorrect information on Carers and Council Tax discount:
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Full list here (5th image in comments), with ALT text, of councils with incorrect information on Carers and Council Tax discount:
Hello Maidenhead 👋
We’re Maidenhead Yoga, a small community-led space focused on making yoga feel welcoming and easy to start.
We’ll be sharing gentle ideas, local updates, and simple ways to add a little calm to everyday life.
Are you thinking about trying yoga, or coming back to it? 🧘♀️🌿
We’re Maidenhead Yoga, a small community-led space focused on making yoga feel welcoming and easy to start.
We’ll be sharing gentle ideas, local updates, and simple ways to add a little calm to everyday life.
Are you thinking about trying yoga, or coming back to it? 🧘♀️🌿
January 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hello Maidenhead 👋
We’re Maidenhead Yoga, a small community-led space focused on making yoga feel welcoming and easy to start.
We’ll be sharing gentle ideas, local updates, and simple ways to add a little calm to everyday life.
Are you thinking about trying yoga, or coming back to it? 🧘♀️🌿
We’re Maidenhead Yoga, a small community-led space focused on making yoga feel welcoming and easy to start.
We’ll be sharing gentle ideas, local updates, and simple ways to add a little calm to everyday life.
Are you thinking about trying yoga, or coming back to it? 🧘♀️🌿
Good morning! It is January 11th in the United Socialist States of America.
Today we commemorate the Day of Repair. Making things last is a responsibility & a right!
We celebrate the maidenhair fern, adiantum aleuticum.
William James was born on this day in 1842; Aaron Swartz died today in 2013.
Today we commemorate the Day of Repair. Making things last is a responsibility & a right!
We celebrate the maidenhair fern, adiantum aleuticum.
William James was born on this day in 1842; Aaron Swartz died today in 2013.
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Good morning! It is January 11th in the United Socialist States of America.
Today we commemorate the Day of Repair. Making things last is a responsibility & a right!
We celebrate the maidenhair fern, adiantum aleuticum.
William James was born on this day in 1842; Aaron Swartz died today in 2013.
Today we commemorate the Day of Repair. Making things last is a responsibility & a right!
We celebrate the maidenhair fern, adiantum aleuticum.
William James was born on this day in 1842; Aaron Swartz died today in 2013.
Our DM has too much time on his hands. This is the rival adventuring party we have just met, who seem to be a Knight, Barbarian, Sorcerer, Mystic, Assassin, and Elementalist. And if you squint they look a bit like the figures on the covers of the first five Dragon Warriors books. Just a bit.
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Our DM has too much time on his hands. This is the rival adventuring party we have just met, who seem to be a Knight, Barbarian, Sorcerer, Mystic, Assassin, and Elementalist. And if you squint they look a bit like the figures on the covers of the first five Dragon Warriors books. Just a bit.
Tan Dhesi is Labour MP for Slough. That was my parents’ constituency (as a teenager I lived in Burnham) until 1968, when we moved to then-Tory controlled Maidenhead (it’s now LibDem).
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Tan Dhesi is Labour MP for Slough. That was my parents’ constituency (as a teenager I lived in Burnham) until 1968, when we moved to then-Tory controlled Maidenhead (it’s now LibDem).
The latest edition to our Greater London Authority #geosites is Gunnersbury Park in Hounslow. The geology is mainly Langley Silt Member, Maidenhead Formation (Pleistocene-Holocene) and parts of the current park were once brick pits. More at londongeopartnership.org.uk/wp/wp-conten... #londongeology
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
The latest edition to our Greater London Authority #geosites is Gunnersbury Park in Hounslow. The geology is mainly Langley Silt Member, Maidenhead Formation (Pleistocene-Holocene) and parts of the current park were once brick pits. More at londongeopartnership.org.uk/wp/wp-conten... #londongeology
A stunning day to walk to Maidenhead beach and forget the world is going to shit…
Happy glorious 2026 everyone!
Happy glorious 2026 everyone!
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
A stunning day to walk to Maidenhead beach and forget the world is going to shit…
Happy glorious 2026 everyone!
Happy glorious 2026 everyone!
I find the #slowways concept to be a wonderful thing.
In 2021 I even made 3 routes which are now verified primary routes out of Maidenhead.
Then I got rather fatter for a while and didn't walk so much.
So in 2026 I'm heading back onto Slow Ways to see what has changed (and lose some weight too).
In 2021 I even made 3 routes which are now verified primary routes out of Maidenhead.
Then I got rather fatter for a while and didn't walk so much.
So in 2026 I'm heading back onto Slow Ways to see what has changed (and lose some weight too).
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I find the #slowways concept to be a wonderful thing.
In 2021 I even made 3 routes which are now verified primary routes out of Maidenhead.
Then I got rather fatter for a while and didn't walk so much.
So in 2026 I'm heading back onto Slow Ways to see what has changed (and lose some weight too).
In 2021 I even made 3 routes which are now verified primary routes out of Maidenhead.
Then I got rather fatter for a while and didn't walk so much.
So in 2026 I'm heading back onto Slow Ways to see what has changed (and lose some weight too).
Berkshire Beer of the Year 2025 in case you were wondering*
Fantastic brew from Stardust in Maidenhead.
*in my opinion 😉
Fantastic brew from Stardust in Maidenhead.
*in my opinion 😉
December 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Berkshire Beer of the Year 2025 in case you were wondering*
Fantastic brew from Stardust in Maidenhead.
*in my opinion 😉
Fantastic brew from Stardust in Maidenhead.
*in my opinion 😉
Dec 1990: Pilsner Lager ad from Kestrel
(+Satellite TV System)
«A Tasty Christmas Dish From Kestrel Pilsner»
(+Satellite TV System)
«A Tasty Christmas Dish From Kestrel Pilsner»
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dec 1990: Pilsner Lager ad from Kestrel
(+Satellite TV System)
«A Tasty Christmas Dish From Kestrel Pilsner»
(+Satellite TV System)
«A Tasty Christmas Dish From Kestrel Pilsner»
Boxing Day is derby day as we make the short trip to Maidenhead for the #SLClásico 💪
We can’t wait to see a strong Rebels following backing Scott and the boys at York Road 👊
#OneSlough
We can’t wait to see a strong Rebels following backing Scott and the boys at York Road 👊
#OneSlough
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Boxing Day is derby day as we make the short trip to Maidenhead for the #SLClásico 💪
We can’t wait to see a strong Rebels following backing Scott and the boys at York Road 👊
#OneSlough
We can’t wait to see a strong Rebels following backing Scott and the boys at York Road 👊
#OneSlough
30.10.25 Canon Maidenhead
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
30.10.25 Canon Maidenhead
30.10.25 Canon Maidenhead
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
30.10.25 Canon Maidenhead
