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there's an entire superorder (very big category) of crustaceans called Syncarids, and like 99% of them are tiny white eyeless sub-millimeter things living in cavewater, except in Tasmania, where they just casually live on the surface world like regular shrimp. infuriating
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hilarious guerilla gardening tips from Joey Santore/Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. “Brick inna bush…” 😂
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November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I had a blast chatting with JoeySantore on Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t! We talked polyploidy, weird desert mustards, monotypic families, and Tiganophyton—a wild new species from Namibia.
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A Clusterf*ck of Mustards - The Order Brassicales
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June 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Folks have been posting a lot that @JoeySantore sounds like he’s from NYC or Jersey. And I agree!

He’s from Chicago and his accent is really classic for the Chicagoland! But they do sound really similar.

This is because people from New York donated their accent to Chicago! 🧵
November 18, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It’s @JoeySantore, a fellow appreciator of glorious west Texas 🥹🤠
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Forgive the bird app link, but this is high quality turtle content with commentary to match. https://twitter.com/JoeySantore/status/1654856551159455744?s=20
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May 11, 2023 at 5:37 PM