My dumbass seems to have forgotten about #hashtags. 🤦‍♀️ It’s like I’m #new here. #allthehashtags #helpmeouthere #absolutelyawkward

I’ve hit that age where taking ibuprofen just throws its hands up and says, “I have no idea where to even begin with this mess.” #HelpMeOutHere

What's the difference between envenoming and envenomation? Interchangeable? #toxicology #HelpMeOutHere @precordialthump

why do they make the chips triangle, but the jar is round. salsa and queso should come in square jars. My life obvioulsy has enough frustration w/out trying to fit a triangle into a circle #helpmeouthere

Dear person who dropped off a flyer about a Saturday night dance: Who are you? Where is it? Is there even a telephone number? #helpmeouthere