#but-its-a-joke
"If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." is the joke which has been most ruined for me by its misuse as a meme. No, it isn't weird a pretty normal thing has happened twice.
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Yeah its weird cause at the same time I can clock this but I still stumble. Yet also I am like very good at fucking with people...as a joke not to hurt them. Its confusing. I had someone ik who loved screwing with people but couldnt take it. I dont do it to hurt folks but as a joke.
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Thought this was a joke but its real lol
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I know its a funny joke but man toni storm really does have so many wives
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i also made This to celebrate the occasion but its a ridiculous joke and therefore does not deserve its own post
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
2026 Daily Drawing 014

Some people adapt to their environment better than others, must be nice naturally being a shapeshifter... and having any melanin...

(Out of sequence technically, but I just wanted to do the joke)
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
7 min chip. Tabitha Speaks several people are stating eat REW meat: its either bad joke or A DEATH CULT also. she is sad a resist died because he's death was preventable, but he WAITED TO LONG gambling on right wing crazy youtu.be/5YP1HOAzSmc?...
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
nora: as my article coming out tomorrow says its a very different and frankly often much more advanced situation in America than in the UK. I may joke about the DSA etc but the work people have been doing in Minneapolis & Stop Cop City & so on is far more militant than almost anything going on here.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I’ve typed out & deleted a few knee-jerk replies (directed at The Killing Joke. Not yall, NEVER yall!😅💖) just to say that I truly enjoy what yall have created with this show.
TKJ is definitely a product of its time that eventually gave us Oracle, but wtf was in the water in 1988?! [1/2]
a person is cleaning a faucet in a kitchen sink with a paper towel .
ALT: a person is cleaning a faucet in a kitchen sink with a paper towel .
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January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
i've considered writing a non-canon joke chapter in which vex's demon seed is so powerful that it mpregs axel. having a demon baby would be a really interesting character study i think, but its also kind of a stupidly hard challenge to raise a demon baby on earth, so i think itd be funny.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Remember in 2013, when we laughed at this satirical joke, with its underlying kernel of truth about US law enforcement; but never thought we would see it applied daily on the streets of United States?

Good times, good times!
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
i was going to make a joke about haunter being better than medicham w/o pure power but i learned that medicham doesn't have another ability and also that they completely shafted it in z-a this is so cruel (funny)
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
A joke that I set up but can't take credit for:

What is it that you call service that brings forth its own demand again?

A flywheel!
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This joke of a President, husband, and father. If this were any other politician, it would be curtains for them. But this excuse of a human being seems to slide by. Haven't we had enough? Where are the politicians who are supposed to protect the sacredness of our country, its values, and morals?
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Its that one joke where a movie was coming out soon but someone replied with the whole movie saying it comes out now
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
i saw someone else mention it in a diff post abt the situation omfgggg but sure whatever if they disagree w me thats fine i just dont want this to be the discourse of the day and take on some larger meaning its a joke i made over a week ago abt engineering majors 😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I know people like my anatomy skills, but one thing I consciously do that I know I'm good at is: personality. I always make characters very distinct from one another not in the sense of style, but mannerisms, expressions, presence, even clothing style and acessories. It's all very very intentional
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Read an article about congenital blindness as a protective factor against schizophrenia, which made me think about all of the terrible news we see every day and its impact on our brains, so I wrote a poem about it.

#NoHumanIsIllegal #Poetry #ForGoodandKind
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
guys i was kidding plsplspls i was kidding ut was a joke its a bit i dont actually like old old men i know 29 isnt old old but like way too old for me I PROMISEEE i dont 😭😭😭😭
9 years isnt that bad right guys... right
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I want to make a joke about a Glutton Test but idk exactly what other parts i need for it to be funny to me..maybe the joke is in its conception stage, maybe its a dud idk 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
tbh i generally agree, and bringing attention to it was probably not the best idea on ghost’s part- but regardless of age its a weird thing to say about a real person, and i don’t think ghost should be shamed for making a joke rather than being (understandably) outright uncomfortable
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
even if its in a 99% joke conversation it will always make me spiral a bit because it makes it feel like theyre slighting me (probably not true but I'm bpd and I dont like it so its fair)
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
He was literally the original hippie..Buddha to but..

And its in the Bible.. Jesus will beatcho ass irl fr fr not a joke. Not a game. He wasnt playing around.
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It beggar's belief

But BBC News has now removed today's big climate story from its front page

I can find out about mouse droppings discovered at a gym up here in Derbyshire, but nothing at all about the last 3 years being the hottest on record

Is this some sort of sick joke?

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January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
For this week's #OFMD #WIPWednesday, some snips from Episode 8 of Your Time Starts Now. We're in the middle of a prize task inspired by Mint's art (quoted). This piece is what got me to finally start writing the Taskmaster fic I'd been thinking about for a while. Thank you, @515253545.bsky.social!
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM