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tomdhj.bsky.social
"If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." is the joke which has been most ruined for me by its misuse as a meme. No, it isn't weird a pretty normal thing has happened twice.
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
dragcrab.bsky.social
Yeah its weird cause at the same time I can clock this but I still stumble. Yet also I am like very good at fucking with people...as a joke not to hurt them. Its confusing. I had someone ik who loved screwing with people but couldnt take it. I dont do it to hurt folks but as a joke.
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
adotsad.bsky.social
Thought this was a joke but its real lol
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
prokage.bsky.social
I know its a funny joke but man toni storm really does have so many wives
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
someasker.bsky.social
i also made This to celebrate the occasion but its a ridiculous joke and therefore does not deserve its own post
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
boywent.bsky.social
2026 Daily Drawing 014

Some people adapt to their environment better than others, must be nice naturally being a shapeshifter... and having any melanin...

(Out of sequence technically, but I just wanted to do the joke)
1) Ella stretches awake. 2) Ella notices the difference a day in the sun made on her skin, "Whoa! I've got a serious Asian tan going!" 3) Ella lifts her shirt to compare the skin under her one piece to her forearm, "Quite the difference for one day, hehe!" 4) Ella notices her hair has turned white, "Huh! My hair too? It usually only does this when its really cold! Like, snowing cold!" 5) Ella hears a flush from the bathroom and calls out to Andy, "Andy, check it! Its like I'm a different person!" 6) Andy steps out, completely sunburnt, "That's nice, you look cool, but uh hey, where's the aloe?"
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
cats6218.bsky.social
7 min chip. Tabitha Speaks several people are stating eat REW meat: its either bad joke or A DEATH CULT also. she is sad a resist died because he's death was preventable, but he WAITED TO LONG gambling on right wing crazy youtu.be/5YP1HOAzSmc?...
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
thewitches.bsky.social
nora: as my article coming out tomorrow says its a very different and frankly often much more advanced situation in America than in the UK. I may joke about the DSA etc but the work people have been doing in Minneapolis & Stop Cop City & so on is far more militant than almost anything going on here.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
blakebrinkley31.bsky.social
I’ve typed out & deleted a few knee-jerk replies (directed at The Killing Joke. Not yall, NEVER yall!😅💖) just to say that I truly enjoy what yall have created with this show.
TKJ is definitely a product of its time that eventually gave us Oracle, but wtf was in the water in 1988?! [1/2]
a person is cleaning a faucet in a kitchen sink with a paper towel .
ALT: a person is cleaning a faucet in a kitchen sink with a paper towel .
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January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
c4tdog.bsky.social
i've considered writing a non-canon joke chapter in which vex's demon seed is so powerful that it mpregs axel. having a demon baby would be a really interesting character study i think, but its also kind of a stupidly hard challenge to raise a demon baby on earth, so i think itd be funny.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
wdgnw.bsky.social
Remember in 2013, when we laughed at this satirical joke, with its underlying kernel of truth about US law enforcement; but never thought we would see it applied daily on the streets of United States?

Good times, good times!
Pic from “Family Guy” episode in 2013. A cops arm from the left of the screen, holds up a colour chart labled “OKAY” against white to pink shades, and “NOT OKAY” against light brown to black; while Peter sits at the wheel of his car wearing a Fez.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
faearie.neocities.org
i was going to make a joke about haunter being better than medicham w/o pure power but i learned that medicham doesn't have another ability and also that they completely shafted it in z-a this is so cruel (funny)
medicham in z-a with 84 base attack instead of 60. bulbapedia text reads: Medicham received 24 extra points in its base Attack stat in Pokemon Legends: Z-A. This is likely due to the absence of Abilities in this game, which caused Medicham to lose access to Pure Power.
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
rekmarks.com
A joke that I set up but can't take credit for:

What is it that you call service that brings forth its own demand again?

A flywheel!
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
thepoliticalchef.bsky.social
This joke of a President, husband, and father. If this were any other politician, it would be curtains for them. But this excuse of a human being seems to slide by. Haven't we had enough? Where are the politicians who are supposed to protect the sacredness of our country, its values, and morals?
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
mrsquacks69420.bsky.social
Its that one joke where a movie was coming out soon but someone replied with the whole movie saying it comes out now
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
kinglindwyrm.bsky.social
i saw someone else mention it in a diff post abt the situation omfgggg but sure whatever if they disagree w me thats fine i just dont want this to be the discourse of the day and take on some larger meaning its a joke i made over a week ago abt engineering majors 😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
shanblackrx.art.br
I know people like my anatomy skills, but one thing I consciously do that I know I'm good at is: personality. I always make characters very distinct from one another not in the sense of style, but mannerisms, expressions, presence, even clothing style and acessories. It's all very very intentional
Color illustration of Liu Qingge from Scum Villain. He's facing right, is smirking, and only wearing white pants. He's holding a sword with a green and red tassel, resting it on his shoulder. He has many bruises and cuts through his body. There's dialogue that says (in red pointing outside the frame) Is shisu already tired? (in blue, pointing at him) (hah!) I can go for a few more rounds... (in red) I bet you can ♥ Flat color half body art of Luo Binghe for my punk AU. He's playing the bass. Color illustration of the thai BL drama Jack & Joker with Jack, Joke and Toi Ting. ID: full body. Joke is wearing an open short sleeved button up shirt with colored rectangles, a white tank top, loose dark blue pants and green flip flops (his outfit for ep 4). Toi Ting is wearing a light pink shirt with a daisy stamp on the chest, the sleeves and collar are of a darker shade of pink; light blue shorts with flower and leaves stamp, and light yellow sliders. She also has the iconic beans on her hair, in the colors yellow, pink, blue and green. Jack is wearing a cream button up shirt with its long sleeves folded, very light blue jeans and black boots (his outfit for eps 10/11). Joke and Jack are on each side of Toi Ting and lifting her from the ground, each holding one of her hands. They're both looking at her, Joke is smiling openly while Jack is smiling with his lips closed. Toi Ting has her eyes closed, and a large smile like a laughter, and she's kicking her feet forward while in the air. End ID. Colored sketch of Pa and Ink from the thai BL Bad Buddy. ID: They're both sitting on an invisible wall. Pa is wearing the college uniform with a white button up shirt and black skirt that goes to mid-thigh and also her blue cardigan. She's leaning towards Ink, and is tucking her hair behind her ear. She's smiling and blushing a little bit, and vaguely looking towards Ink. Ink is also wearing the college uniform, but her skirt has more pleats and is longer than Pa's, going over her knees. She's also leaning towards Pa, and her nose is touching Pa's forehead. She's also smiling, although with lips closed, and has her eyes closed too. Behind them, Ink has her hand over Pa's. The background is a very faint green circle. End ID.
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
chanteldaniels.bsky.social
Read an article about congenital blindness as a protective factor against schizophrenia, which made me think about all of the terrible news we see every day and its impact on our brains, so I wrote a poem about it.

#NoHumanIsIllegal #Poetry #ForGoodandKind
For Good, and Kind by Chantel Daniels according to science that I’m definitely dumbing down people born without sight are never found to develop schizophrenia scientists don't know for sure but suggest brain changes alter sensory processing potentially strengthening executive function and prediction mechanisms as a poet with a social science degree my predictions agree - the executive functions are indeed contributory and by executive functions I’m speaking partly, of course about the orange despot and his icy hench-force perhaps those without sight are spared some of the damage that chips at our souls when we witness the ravage that those of his ilk reap onto others - would the calls for their mothers hit nearly as hard if you couldn’t see the breathless black man, Renee’s SUV or the tiny remains of a toddler refugee? nah, friend, I’m just taking creative liberty trying to find something poetic when in reality the ones who can’t see aren’t protected it’s the ones who won’t see humanity we’ve elected but I didn’t vote for him! you protest I didn’t fan the flames of unrest… - save it - as a Canadian and a woman to boot I can tell you for sure that your ballot is moot we all know it didn’t start with Ross’s decision to shoot it started when you laughed at the world’s meanest joke it started when you called it bad to be woke it started on the elementary school bus you were all awake that day but made zero fuss when a bully eighth grader made a little kid cry this started with not defending the defenseless little guy when you don’t believe women when you won’t call him, he when you won’t legislate their love just where they can pee fuck your votes fuck your violence fuck your aggressive passivity fuck your refusal to understand that it’s not the blind who don’t see it’s you and it’s him those supporting the hate so smug they’ll avoid a similar fate but it’s not just all us woke fucks who’ll suffer the freedom you revere’s a temporary buffer because eventually they’ll come for the rest of you, too do you want us to help or just admire the view? in closing I’ll repeat - I’m no scientist but I think that I’ve got the congenital gist the damage is caused not by what we see or don’t see the executive dysfunction’s a failure to be kind (why can’t you just be kind)
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
star.scares.men
guys i was kidding plsplspls i was kidding ut was a joke its a bit i dont actually like old old men i know 29 isnt old old but like way too old for me I PROMISEEE i dont 😭😭😭😭
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9 years isnt that bad right guys... right
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
thezonealone.bsky.social
I want to make a joke about a Glutton Test but idk exactly what other parts i need for it to be funny to me..maybe the joke is in its conception stage, maybe its a dud idk 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
lavenderspirals.bsky.social
tbh i generally agree, and bringing attention to it was probably not the best idea on ghost’s part- but regardless of age its a weird thing to say about a real person, and i don’t think ghost should be shamed for making a joke rather than being (understandably) outright uncomfortable
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
rennaeya.bsky.social
even if its in a 99% joke conversation it will always make me spiral a bit because it makes it feel like theyre slighting me (probably not true but I'm bpd and I dont like it so its fair)
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
thezonealone.bsky.social
He was literally the original hippie..Buddha to but..

And its in the Bible.. Jesus will beatcho ass irl fr fr not a joke. Not a game. He wasnt playing around.
January 14, 2026 at 2:52 PM
profbillmcguire.bsky.social
It beggar's belief

But BBC News has now removed today's big climate story from its front page

I can find out about mouse droppings discovered at a gym up here in Derbyshire, but nothing at all about the last 3 years being the hottest on record

Is this some sort of sick joke?

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January 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
ofmdzb.bsky.social
For this week's #OFMD #WIPWednesday, some snips from Episode 8 of Your Time Starts Now. We're in the middle of a prize task inspired by Mint's art (quoted). This piece is what got me to finally start writing the Taskmaster fic I'd been thinking about for a while. Thank you, @515253545.bsky.social!
"So, this charming gift - originally from Edward, actually, which was very thoughtful - has been very helpful in that regard." Stede's prize flashed up onto the screen and Ed had to blink a few times to make sure he was seeing it correctly. It was... It was the fucking purple tentacle dildo that Ed had gotten Stede for his birthday a couple of years ago. It had (mostly) been a joke about Stede's cryptid obsession and what bits his perfect man would have, and they'd had a laugh about it. Over the years Ed had barely wondered if Stede had ever used it and he'd definitely never imagined it during the darkest hours of the night. But there it was, stuck to Stede's bathroom wall - not the guest bathroom, but Stede's actual en suite, where he kept all of the fluffiest towels and that had definitely not featured said dildo the last time Ed had been visiting. He let out a bark of shocked laughter, thankfully drowned out by the audience's reaction. He glanced over at the contestants - Stede had a shit-eating grin on his face as he looked up at the screen and Oluwande was slumped down in his chair with both hands covering his eyes. Archie, Ivan and Jim all looked somewhere between horrified and impressed, though Archie yelling, "Freak!" at Stede seemed more on the impressed side. The image flickered and was replaced by another one that was almost exactly the same, except the dildo had all different types of curlers hung off or over the raised suckers, and there were a couple of teasing combs balanced precariously near the very base of it, closest to the suction cup holding it to the wall. "Have you lost your mind?" Ed hadn't meant for his voice to come out at quite that high a pitch, but what the fucking hell, dude? Stede, smirk still firmly in place, and that bloody dimple of his making an appearance, lifted his eyebrows and spread his hands innocently. "What? I thought you'd like that I'd put it to such good use. It's really so handy - sticks well to the wall, I can move it where I need it, everything I could ever want is held between its suckers." Fucking diabolical little shit. "Stede. You know that... That's not what it's for, mate." Ed had been aiming for casual, just-two-mates-talking-about-sex-toys, but it came out as more of an outraged squeak. Stede's eyes grew even wider, and Ed was the one with the wide eyes here, had the fucking patent on giant innocent princess eyes, so what the fuck did Stede think he was doing stepping all over Ed's gig? Stede fluttered his eyelashes as he asked, "Oh? What's it for, then? Please do educate me." Ed snorted. "Well, the word 'dildo' in big fuck-off letters on the side of the box should have been all the education you needed, mate." "Oh, I thought that was an anagram!" Stede let out a self-deprecating giggle. "Did you now?" Ed asked, silkily. "And that anagram was...?" Stede, the fucking lunatic, didn't look fazed in the least - in fact, he practically radiated smugness. He'd actually come up with an anagram, hadn't he? God, Ed fucking loved him so much. "D - Do," Stede began, ticking each letter off on his fingers. "I - It yourself. L - Longline, cos it's really rather long, isn't it? D - Diffuser and. O - other hair-related items Organiser." Stede grinned triumphantly. "Do It yourself Longline Diffuser and other hair-related items Organiser. DILDO." Ed rolled his eyes but didn't interrupt the audience applause that greeted Stede's ridiculous anagram. He watched as Stede crossed his arms, practically threatening to split his jacket at the shoulder seams, and then cocked an eyebrow challengingly. Ed leaned forward and lowered his voice a little, as if he and Stede were in a private conversation. "So I'm assuming you've never..." He waggled his eyebrows suggestively, not sure if he wanted Stede to break or to continue with the bit. Stede tilted his head as he finished Ed's question. "Put it to its intended use?" "Yeah." "What, and ruin my hair routine?" Stede, patting his curls with a proprietorial hand, sounded absolutely appalled at the idea, and Ed finally broke, folding forward as he laughed.
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM