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Living forever means going through a Pluto return...thats gunna be a nahh from me dawgg✨

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January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
jaclynjohnston.bsky.social
#spiritual #writingprompts #writingprompt #journalingprompt #journalprompts #journalprompt #spiritualdevelopment #spiritualityandmentalhealth #journaling #astrologyhumor #zodiachumor #astrology #zodiac
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
garomarket.bsky.social
Funny how belief works 😅 You don’t have to “believe” in energy for it to work. This Pisces bracelet stays vibing either way. #TikTokMadeMeBuyIt #astrologyhumor #piscesvibes #zodiacstyle #zodilux #crystalenergy #mysticjewelry #spiritualfashion #wearitanyway #goodvibesonly
July 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
kirstinvasgaard.bsky.social
Or it’s an ancient person trying to explain how unhinged their Scorpio lover became and was like, y’all, these people are crazy, beware 🤣🦂

I jest - my hubs is a Scorpio stellium and I got Saturn/Mars conj Scorpio and we are, arguably, a bit insane #astrologysky #astrologyhumor
samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social Sam Ottewill-Soulsby @samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social · Jun 30
The Papyrus Museum of the Austrian National Library in Vienna is an underrated treasure with a spectacular collection of Coptic, Greek and Arabic papyri from Egypt. #papyrus #ancient #medieval Highlight 🧵 :

A Coptic amulet for protection against scorpions. (1/6)
Papyrus fragment with Coptic script and a drawing of a scorpion.
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
garomarket.bsky.social
Funny how belief works 😅 You don’t have to “believe” in energy for it to work. This Pisces bracelet stays vibing either way. #TikTokMadeMeBuyIt #astrologyhumor #piscesvibes #zodiacstyle #zodilux #crystalenergy #mysticjewelry #spiritualfashion #wearitanyway #goodvibesonly
May 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
samliebl.com
Astrological insights or cult cosplay?
Witchy Wednesday 2 🔮 looks at belief, laughter, and star charts gone sideways.
Fantasy + Substack + Eathel the Bastard
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#booksky💙📚🪐 #AstrologyHumor #EathelTheBastard #FantasySatire #CultVibes
May 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
samliebl.com
I tried to analyze Naomi Wolf, feminism, and astrology in one sentence.
A Sagittarius attempt was made.

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#booksky #SagittariusEnergy #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacTheory
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
samliebl.com
Nico says Sagittarius rising is all power and presence.
I say it’s charm masking instability.
Disagree?

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#booksky #SagittariusRising #ZodiacEnergy #AstrologyHumor
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
samliebl.com
Witchy Wednesday, starring me: Sagittarius sun, Leo rising, Gemini moon.
Your chart’s probably worse. Want to find out?

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#booksky #WitchyWednesday #SagittariusSeason #AstrologyHumor
May 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
lolasoulserenity.bsky.social
Leo, Aries, Sagittarius—tell me I’m wrong 👀 Tag your fire sign bestie who always needs the last word!

#FireSigns #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacEnergy #FYP
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
lolasoulserenity.bsky.social
Not everything is Mercury Retrograde!😂 Sometimes it’s just you…
Comment your Mercury sign—I’ll roast or hype you up.

#MercuryRetrograde #AstrologyHumor #FYP #RelatableAF
April 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
kirstinvasgaard.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/-4LyF... #astrology #valentinesday #astrologyhumor
Valentine’s Day astrology lore , or, how Scorpio won the Narrative #astrology #valentinesday
YouTube video by Kirstin Vasgaard
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February 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
nantinav.bsky.social
😅 #astrologymemes #astrologyhumor
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
grindarkstudio.bsky.social
I can't stop snickering at this, omg.
#AstrologyHumor #comics
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
eccentrixbreeze.bsky.social
See what I did there?

🥁 @ that 🎯.

Get it?

🐂 No?

Okay. 😅

#AstrologyHumor
January 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ceriyanna.bsky.social
Man my ruling planet, #Mars, kinda fucking sucks.

Can I change ruling planets? Like #Venus, maybe? I see her ass every night, why not?

Ooo! How about #Jupiter? Jupiter seems pretty fun. #ZodiacHumor #Aries #astrologyhumor
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
mysticmmoon.bsky.social
Taurus men will ignore you all day, then hit you up at 10 p.m. like, “What’s up?” Bro, sleep. That’s what’s up.
#TaurusMen #LateNightTexts #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacSigns
December 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
mysticmmoon.bsky.social
Cancer women will say they don’t want to talk about it, then start crying because you didn’t push them to talk about it.
#CancerWomen #EmotionalDepth #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacFeels
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
mrmomma93.bsky.social
called out 😂
#astrology #astrologyhumor #cancer
December 13, 2024 at 3:34 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Sagittarius ♐️ Thanksgiving
Sagittarius enthusiastically leads the family in a ‘thankfulness circle,’ complete with a few inappropriate jokes. They bring boundless energy, optimism, and sometimes tequila, transforming Thanksgiving into a mini party that might end with karaoke.

#astrologyhumor
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Scorpio ♏️ Thanksgiving
Scorpio sits back and observes, reading every subtle family tension like an open book. They enjoy the darker side of the holidays, silently waiting for someone to spill a juicy secret over dessert—and they always know when it’s coming.

#astrologyhumor #blueridageastrology
A confident person with neatly styled hair and a blazer sits in the foreground with arms crossed, smirking at the viewer. Behind them, a cheerful family gathers around a festive dinner table adorned with a large pumpkin centerpiece, candles, and plates of food. The setting is warm and inviting, with diverse individuals engaged in conversation, creating a lively holiday atmosphere.
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Libra ♎️ Thanksgiving
Libra shows up with a decorative centerpiece and ensures everyone has a drink and a compliment. They work tirelessly to keep the peace, even if it means laughing a little too hard at Dad’s ‘jokes’ and smoothing over every awkward moment.

#astrologyhumor #blueridgeastrology
An animated scene of a lively Thanksgiving gathering with a charismatic host standing on a chair at the head of a beautifully decorated dinner table. The host, dressed in a gold-accented formal suit, raises a glass in a cheerful toast while guests around the table laugh and smile. The table is adorned with autumnal decorations, including pumpkins, candles, and seasonal foliage. The warm and festive atmosphere is complemented by the sunlight streaming through the windows, highlighting the joyous occasion.
November 23, 2024 at 10:52 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Virgo ♍️ Thanksgiving

Virgo has prepared a checklist for everyone—seating charts, timing of courses, and optimal pie-serving order. They’ll be silently fixing the chaos around them, piecing Thanksgiving together with a precision that goes unnoticed… until they run out of gravy.

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A humorous illustration of a Virgo person at a holiday dinner table, holding a clipboard with the word 'Virgo' prominently written on it and a checklist below. The person looks serious and focused, dressed in a white shirt and black tie, while surrounded by family and friends in a festive setting. The table is filled with traditional holiday foods like turkey and side dishes, and decorations like garlands and warm lighting add to the cozy atmosphere. The other diners appear puzzled or curious, adding to the comedic tone of the scene
November 22, 2024 at 9:59 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Leo ♌️ Thanksgiving
Leo arrives like Thanksgiving royalty, making sure everyone knows they brought the best dish. They find a way to make their dramatic toast about both gratitude and…well, themselves, basking in the spotlight as the cameras click.
#astrology #astrologyhumor #blueridgeastrology
A lively and whimsical dinner scene featuring a lion-headed figure dressed in an elaborate, royal-style suit with intricate patterns. The lion stands at the head of the table, raising a glass of champagne in a celebratory toast, illuminated by a spotlight. Surrounding the lion are smiling guests, applauding and enjoying the festive atmosphere. The table is beautifully set with a roasted turkey centerpiece, garnished with orange slices, surrounded by plates of food and glasses of champagne. The room is warmly lit, with tasteful decor and a cozy, cheerful ambiance.
November 21, 2024 at 7:57 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Gemini ♊️ Thanksgiving

Gemini’s live-tweeting the entire dinner, complete with clever commentary on Uncle Bob’s political rants. They dart between conversations, not a single plate finished, but every secret collected—and they’ll be happy to share it with anyone who asks.

#astrologyhumor
A cheerful young man at a Thanksgiving dinner table excitedly holds up a phone displaying the Gemini zodiac symbol. Family members around the table smile and laugh, with a turkey centerpiece and festive decorations in the background. A humorous and lively atmosphere.
November 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM