#zodiachumor
Tag your water sign friend who cries over EVERYTHING 🥹

#WaterSigns #ZodiacHumor #AstrologyMemes #Scorpio #CancerSign #piscesenergy
April 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🥖 Taurus in the Kitchen:
Cooking = therapy session with butter, music & love.
They don’t rush… they romance the recipe.

Soul Tip: If it’s not made with love, butter & background music — Taurus isn’t serving it!

#WittyWooWooWednesday #SoulCosmicByHimani #TaurusChef #ZodiacHumor #CosmicComedy
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Man my ruling planet, #Mars, kinda fucking sucks.

Can I change ruling planets? Like #Venus, maybe? I see her ass every night, why not?

Ooo! How about #Jupiter? Jupiter seems pretty fun. #ZodiacHumor #Aries #astrologyhumor
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Witty Woo-Woo Wednesday ♊️
Gemini at work:
One tab for work, one for memes, one for stalking exes—still finishes everything first. 🧠⚡
Talks the most. Says the least.
Everyone still claps. 😎👏

#WittyWooWooWednesday #GeminiInOffice #ZodiacHumor #SoulCosmicByHimani #TwinModeOn #OfficeGiggles
August 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I mean come on, how can you trust an artificial shallow machine named with the worst zodiac sign?
#zodiachumor
Grounds for divorce imo
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Witty Woo-Woo Wednesday ♌️
Leo at work: Turns a 5-minute update into a TED Talk 🎤✨
They don’t just attend the meeting… they ARE the meeting 🌟
Desk vibe? Golden décor, motivational quotes, and a mirror to admire their “work face.” 🪞🔥
#WittyWooWooWednesday #LeoInOffice #ZodiacHumor #SoulCosmic
August 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Witty Woo-Woo Wednesday ♋️
Cancer at work: “Work hard, snack harder, care the hardest.” 🍪❤️
Desk vibe? Fairy lights, family photo, and snacks no one touches.
Gossip? Watched like a Netflix drama. 🎬🍿
#WittyWooWooWednesday #CancerInOffice #SoulCosmicByHimani #OfficeMoonChild #WorkFeels #ZodiacHumor
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
tty Woo-Woo Wednesday ♉️
Taurus at work:
✨ 3 cups of chai
✨ 2 sighs
✨ 1 hour of silence
Before even thinking about emails. 😴📧

Desk vibe: Aroma, calm, and snacks no one’s allowed to touch.
Gossip? Heard. Judged. Ignored. 😌

#WittyWooWooWednesday #TaurusInOffice #ZodiacHumor #SoulCosmicByHimani
July 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Witty Woo-Woo Wednesday ♍️
Virgo at work: Color-coded spreadsheets ✔️
To-do list for their to-do list 📝
Desk so clean it looks like a showroo
Meetings? They spot every typo, “umm,” and misplaced comma. Silent judgment = free add-on. 😏
#WittyWooWooWednesday #VirgoInOffice #SoulCosmic #ZodiacHumor
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
🌀 Friday Comedy Tadka – Aquarius ♒
Genius? ✅
Rebel? ✅
Emotionally available? ❌

Mood: “Let’s save the world!” → “But don’t call me.” 😅
Tag your fav weirdo visionary!

♓ Pisces floats in next Friday — feelings incoming! 💫

#AquariusEdition #FridayComedyTadka #SoulCosmicByHimani #ZodiacHumor
August 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM