#ass#fucked
yeah I’ve changed ppls minds. A few people who were really up @kr00bs.com ass once I put them in their place n they thought about the consequences of their actions. No idea if they said sorry or not but at least they know they fucked up
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This is it! This is what everyone can do. All the keyboard warriors who post at least 5 times per day, "We're so fucked," are full of it. Get your ass out in the street when the time comes like this Minnesotan mother of a 1-year-old.
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
“Someone who can’t be fucked.”

Turning on her heel, she goes-up the ramp leading into the ship. She’s made sure the co-pilot’s controls have been completely deactivated.

“Sit your ass down.”
“Who the fuck brings water for someone asking for a driiiink?”

Nevertheless, she started walking to the ship, bottle in hand, feet stumbling.
“Ugh. I’ll get you back to somewhere you can rest and then we’ll get you home.”

Daisy just rubs her temples. A twinge of regret already running through her.

“It’s water. Plain old bottled water.”
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I think I'll start to skip his matches, I hate that fn move, nobody stands in that position unless they're willing to get fucked in the ass or playing sceccu ncravacca, but since that's a wrestling ring, it got no business there. It looks bad and it's weak (a german suplex? Really?). I can't 🫠
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's fucked up that normal-ass citizens, while brave and honorable, are the ones having to take up arms and put their lives on the lines while politicians just sit back cozy and reap the benefits. Everything is fucked.
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
My coworkers really do annoy me sometimes. Like you KNEW we needed someone early in office today to receive a shipment. You got in an HOUR AND A HALF later than you should have and NOW theres a chance i have to go in tomorrow to do it because youre bitch ass fucked it up.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Genuinely thought for a moment that Starmer had managed to not fuck up making hay off the defenestration of Robert Jenrick.

Nope, he fucked that too.

How, how, how do they keep getting this basic ass shit so wrong?
Starmer keeps using this line, & it's bonkers.

Most importantly, it's untrue: the party that ended Free Movement, ran the "hostile environment" & made Suella Braverman Home Sec did not run "an experiment in open borders".

It's also politically mad. Voters who believe this will not vote for Starmer
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I just went through a year-long hiring process to get fucked in the ass by a Vought-ordered reduction and meanwhile they’re giving badges to any proud boy they can get their hands on with no background check and a month and a half of “training”
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It's time for Donald J Trump, illegally elected fake ass president, to fucking end his terror on the US. Get this man OUT damn it!! Fuck you tDumpster. See you in hell! The GOP is fucked.
This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Rather disturbing how many people continue to support the wannabe Hitler. Theres really no way around it with this idiot.

He wants to eliminate anyone who doesn't fit his ideal mold and who doesn't kiss his ass. If you're anything other than cis het and white, you're fucked.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Unhinged, ass clown in the White House. We are so fucked.😬
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I need gas station alternatives called Ass Stations where I go to get fucked
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
People. I do not want to play this fucked up game any fucking more. I am done playing nice with assholes who make our lives a living hell while they party it up at our expense. I do not give a flying rat's ass about money. That shit is the problem. It is the end all be all of this man's world. Fuck
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 AM
JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.

YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Fun things i did yesterday:
- Got my ass eaten
- Got beaten up
- Fought for my life in response (there was biting)
- Got fucked up the ass with a dick for the first time in maybe four or five years and i didn't hate it
Generally a really good CNC experience. Downside is i have insane sub drop
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Get fucked lying-ass nazi.
January 15, 2026 at 8:38 AM
fucked up to see a normal-ass handgun in warframe
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Her firm little ass gets Spanked, Cropped & Fucked

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January 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Thanks. It's not been easy, I may have had a shit childhood, and most of my adulthood may have sucked, but I'm tenacious as hell. Maybe that's the ONE good thing my mean-ass mother passed on to me. Or maybe it was someone else from my fucked-up family tree.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM