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A chocolate bunny and some pricey colored eggs...no wait
February 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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He might actually wash himself before getting into bed.
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February 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Nothing from me. Bah humbug!
February 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM

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February 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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#WhatToExpectOnValentinesDay depends on if I can get outta bed
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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🤔 What to get her for Valentine's?
🐶 Sausages? Definitely not chocolate oh no, not chocolate.
🤔 Hmmm.
🐶 Sausages I'm telling you.
🤔 Not very romantic though.
February 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Contact from a romance scammer.
February 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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A nice meal, a bottle of fix then plenty of " Rumpy Pumpy'
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A big box of Rainbow Drops. 🌈
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A knock on the door, a phone call, and a postcard in the mail, because…

The City Council election is coming up!
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............a massacre
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Is that your valentine's outfit you bought? Bit young for you though, mutton dressed as lamb.
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February 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM

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February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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You take home a large bunch of flowers to your lady partner.

She replies " I suppose I'll need to open my legs for them "?

I reply, " No a vase will do" !
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February 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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A trip to the cinema.
February 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM